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trev's man in action
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:27 pm
by lovebuzz
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:31 pm
by Mikey
I'm sure he'll make the earth move.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
"I like Bruce, but I don't understand him." -- Fat Fuck Christie
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 9:41 pm
by trev
Hotness.
I love Mitt's expression back there.
Why do I love CC? I don't know.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:27 pm
by Carson
He told the "female protester" to STFU in terms she could understand.
Is there a problem?
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:33 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
In the future, please add "gore" tags to all Chris Christie threads. Some of us post from work and/or directly after meals. Thanks.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:59 am
by poptart
Honestly, is anyone here as obese as this man?
Does he have a medical condition or does he
have a large trough in his basement?
Isn't he simply too
f@t to be taken seriously?
I know whenever I see him, his f@tness is all I
can wonder about.
This is a problem.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:08 am
by Bizzarofelice
He really should get the respect he deserves.
As soon as he steps to the podium and points down at the silly fools who don't understand that his patience for their stupidity is long gone, his old grammar school classmates should stand up and laugh at doughboy. I'm guessing that is the only thing he would recognize.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:09 am
by Bizzarofelice
you know why there are no serious adults in politics?
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:10 am
by trev
I like powerful men. And you should too.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:17 am
by Atomic Punk
poptart wrote:This is a problem.
This reminds me of that Beatle's 1968 cartoon "Yellow Submarine" where there were fat guys that had stomachs as mouths.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:21 am
by Van
trev wrote:I like powerful men. And you should too.
So you liked Adolph Hitler, Idi Amin, Pol Pot and Jim Delany?
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:22 am
by Bizzarofelice
trev wrote:I like powerful men.
His power is shallow. It does not come from wisdom.
I like wisdom and intelligence. Christie may have both, but he shows neither. He prefers to show his pissypants side. He does not exhibit strength, he exhibits behaviors he learned from grammar school classmates forcing him to lick dog turds.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:23 am
by Bizzarofelice
he would be mighty powerful if he was rolling down a hill. or if you were between him and the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:29 am
by Van
I can just picture trev licking her Donald Trump poster while a huffing and puffing Ted Kennedy grudge fucks her from behind with a half empty bottle of Courvoisier.
"Mmmmmm...power...give me more power..." she moans, as purple-faced Ted keels over.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:31 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
trev wrote:I like powerful men. And you should too.
You sound shallow. He's a turgid, over-compensating, posturing big-mouth who produces more gallons of neck sweat in one trip to the buffet line than Mark Mangino does running a marathon.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:35 am
by Van
Him? Turgid? Maybe once...back in 1982.
-Mrs. Neck Sweat
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:40 am
by lovebuzz
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:49 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:trev wrote:I like powerful men. And you should too.
You sound shallow. He's a turgid, over-compensating, posturing big-mouth who produces more gallons of neck sweat in one trip to the buffet line than Mark Mangino does running a marathon.
p.s. I'm kind of a big deal. What are you doing Friday evening?
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:52 am
by trev
I sense a pile on.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:53 am
by trev
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:53 am
by lovebuzz
no piling on here. i feel you, i'm down with the sisterhood and i even made you a meme.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:57 am
by Van
trev's into morbidly obese bullies?
Suh-weet!
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:59 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
trev wrote:I sense a pile
Yeah, that's what we've been saying.
trev wrote:on.
Just breathe.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:03 am
by Van
Just breathe.
Fat chance.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:09 am
by trev
Bizzarofelice wrote:trev wrote:I like powerful men.
His power is shallow. It does not come from wisdom.
I like wisdom and intelligence. Christie may have both, but he shows neither. He prefers to show his pissypants side. He does not exhibit strength, he exhibits behaviors he learned from grammar school classmates forcing him to lick dog turds.
What's the matter? Is he too honest for you? Not politically correct enough?
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:16 am
by Van
I think it's more his arrogant fatness, actually.
trev, there have been countless obese, candid, powerful men. Why him? Why not Al Capone or Dom DeLuise?
In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:19 am
by mvscal
Van wrote: he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.
The next time that niggger faggot fucks a woman will be his first.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:19 am
by Screw_Michigan
Unlike Chris Crisco Obammer can actually look down and see his dick.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:23 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Van wrote:In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.
3some?
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:25 am
by Bizzarofelice
mvscal wrote:Van wrote: he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.
The next time that niggger faggot fucks a woman will be his first.
nice melt. always stressin' to support your masters. maybe one day they will recognize your tenacity on message boards.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:26 am
by mvscal
Who's stressed? He's a fag. That isn't even arguable. Are you some kind of homophobe or something?
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:27 am
by Bizzarofelice
trev wrote:s he too honest for you?
no. he isn't honest. he throw tantrums. I'm a grownassman. I've got a job. If someone in my office acted like him, he would be kicked the fuck out. as a housewife you may not understand this.
Not politically correct enough?
If you're asking this question, then you don't know me.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:29 am
by Bizzarofelice
mvscal wrote:Who's stressed? He's a fag. That isn't even arguable. Are you some kind of homophobe or something?
massascal wrote:Massa please see me. I be suppo'tin' you all de way. Massa! Massa! Iz a goood bitch!
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:31 am
by trev
Bizzarofelice wrote:trev wrote:s he too honest for you?
no. he isn't honest. he throw tantrums. I'm a grownassman. I've got a job. If someone in my office acted like him, he would be kicked the fuck out. as a housewife you may not understand this.
Not politically correct enough?
If you're asking this question, then you don't know me.
You are throwing a tantrum.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:32 am
by trev
Van wrote:I think it's more his arrogant fatness, actually.
trev, there have been countless obese, candid, powerful men. Why him? Why not Al Capone or Dom DeLuise?
In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.
You really want to get to the bottom of this girl crush I have, don't you? :)
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:34 am
by Bizzarofelice
trev wrote:
You are throwing a tantrum.
hardly, hausfrau. I simply put you in your place. no change in blood pressure. unlike your crybaby idol. do you like him enough to serve him soft serve off your elastic waistband indentioned tummy?
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:35 am
by trev
Bizzarofelice wrote:trev wrote:
You are throwing a tantrum.
hardly, hausfrau. I simply put you in your place. no change in blood pressure. unlike your crybaby idol.
Yes, that is why you resort to personal attacks. Transparent.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:35 am
by Van
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Van wrote:In fact, if you like powerful men so much, why don't you like Obama too? He's plenty powerful. Unlike Chris Crisco, however, he could actually fuck you without going into cardiac arrest.
3some?
That already looks like a threesome.
Re: trev's man in action
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:37 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I understand that Screw is clamoring for a men's fashion forum.
#1 Your belt should NEVER hike up over your gut.
#2 Never acquire such a massive gut.
#3 If your collar lies down flat due to the girth of your neck, you should consider not being fat.