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I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:06 am
by H4ever
As a registered republican who has made small contributions in the past (we're talking 25-50 bones) to various republican candidates at many levels, I receive my fair share of political junk mail/campaigning politicians whoring for money. One fucko I cannot stand is Mitt Romney and even more so since he selected Paul Ryan. Shit candidates who do nothing but ass-fuck the political party formerly known as the GOP's future in America.

The letter contained the usual rhetoric about how Obama is doing this and that bla bla (much of it had some elements of truth), liberal this, liberal that (translation: fuck bipartisanship, who gives a fuck about America's future as long as me and the Koch brothers and similar ilk control shit as is our God-given, plutocratic "right"). Talking about Obama's "billion dollar political war chest" and how Mitt and the boys need similar funds to gain control of the senate and presidency to get America back on track/transfer more power to the fascists and plutocrats. The letter mentions how contributions can be sent in the postage-paid reply envelope to save funds ya know?

What did I do? enclosed a letter basically telling Mitt to go fuck himself and get out of Republican party because the gig is up and voters now more than ever, are studying the facts (his record full of lies and flip-flops) and he's going to lose his ass to a shit incumbent potus. I also mentioned how I wasn't giving a fucking dime to his sorry ass and what's more I enjoyed wasting whatever postage his reply envelope costs his campaign. And hopefully in another four years someone worth voting for will gain the nomination.

'bode

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:12 am
by Mikey
If Romney gets elected you better change your name, get a load of tats and move to Ozzyland, or you're fucked.

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:21 am
by H4ever
Mikey wrote:If Romney gets elected you better change your name, get a load of tats and move to Ozzyland, or you're fucked.
I didn't sign it....due to the same thoughts! but I suppose the postage-paid reply envelope had some sort of code written in it that will identify me, eh? You suppose Dubya gave that capability to all future GOP candidates as a part of the "patriot act" ?????

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:31 am
by The Seer
H4ever wrote:As a registered republican who has made small contributions in the past (we're talking 25-50 bones) to various republican candidates at many levels, I receive my fair share of political junk mail/campaigning politicians whoring for money. One fucko I cannot stand is Mitt Romney and even more so since he selected Paul Ryan. Shit candidates who do nothing but ass-fuck the political party formerly known as the GOP's future in America.

The letter contained the usual rhetoric about how Obama is doing this and that bla bla (much of it had some elements of truth), liberal this, liberal that (translation: fuck bipartisanship, who gives a fuck about America's future as long as me and the Koch brothers and similar ilk control shit as is our God-given, plutocratic "right"). Talking about Obama's "billion dollar political war chest" and how Mitt and the boys need similar funds to gain control of the senate and presidency to get America back on track/transfer more power to the fascists and plutocrats. The letter mentions how contributions can be sent in the postage-paid reply envelope to save funds ya know?

What did I do? enclosed a letter basically telling Mitt to go fuck himself and get out of Republican party because the gig is up and voters now more than ever, are studying the facts (his record full of lies and flip-flops) and he's going to lose his ass to a shit incumbent potus. I also mentioned how I wasn't giving a fucking dime to his sorry ass and what's more I enjoyed wasting whatever postage his reply envelope costs his campaign. And hopefully in another four years someone worth voting for will gain the nomination.

'bode

You sound about as republican as jsc does....

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:38 am
by H4ever
The Seer wrote:
H4ever wrote:As a registered republican who has made small contributions in the past (we're talking 25-50 bones) to various republican candidates at many levels, I receive my fair share of political junk mail/campaigning politicians whoring for money. One fucko I cannot stand is Mitt Romney and even more so since he selected Paul Ryan. Shit candidates who do nothing but ass-fuck the political party formerly known as the GOP's future in America.

The letter contained the usual rhetoric about how Obama is doing this and that bla bla (much of it had some elements of truth), liberal this, liberal that (translation: fuck bipartisanship, who gives a fuck about America's future as long as me and the Koch brothers and similar ilk control shit as is our God-given, plutocratic "right"). Talking about Obama's "billion dollar political war chest" and how Mitt and the boys need similar funds to gain control of the senate and presidency to get America back on track/transfer more power to the fascists and plutocrats. The letter mentions how contributions can be sent in the postage-paid reply envelope to save funds ya know?

What did I do? enclosed a letter basically telling Mitt to go fuck himself and get out of Republican party because the gig is up and voters now more than ever, are studying the facts (his record full of lies and flip-flops) and he's going to lose his ass to a shit incumbent potus. I also mentioned how I wasn't giving a fucking dime to his sorry ass and what's more I enjoyed wasting whatever postage his reply envelope costs his campaign. And hopefully in another four years someone worth voting for will gain the nomination.

'bode

You sound about as republican as jsc does....
Then jsc is a smart man. fuck the lock-steppers. GOP future = whigs if shit don't change

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:41 am
by poptart
H4 wrote:I got over on Shit Romney
... by making his campaign pay for envelope postage.


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Not since Chick-Fil-A was forced to serve free water
have I seen a man get over more awesomely.

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Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:54 am
by H4ever
It was more than the stamp and you know it, dipshit. It was more about the message that hundreds, maybe thousands will eventually get. A number of registered republicans are about fucking done with the the party as it stands. And this is just one small gesture from one guy. Make sense yet, genius? Or are you gonna throw up some more funnay pics and clapping hands?

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:42 am
by Screw_Michigan
H4ever wrote: 'bode
How's your wife?

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 4:12 pm
by FLW Buckeye
88 wrote:If everyone had the courage to do what H4ever did, the Post Office would turn a profit and the Koch brothers would be broke. I heard Jsc810 went to Chik-Fil-A on Saturday and sincerely considered parking his car really close to one of the lines in the parking lot so as to take up two spaces in protest over the founder's position on gays getting married, but chickened out at the last minute. He apparently hasn't got the stones for bold revolutionary acts like H4ever.
He was too busy clutching at his pearls.

mvscal

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:07 pm
by PSUFAN
I wonder if Ann Romney is a squirter?

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:37 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
H4ever wrote:what's more I enjoyed wasting whatever postage his reply envelope costs his campaign.
Unless you made a contribution to his campaign, you already wasted the postage his reply envelope cost his campaign. Think about it.
And hopefully in another four years someone worth voting for will gain the nomination.
If you consider Jeb Bush "someone worth voting for," then he will.

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
H4ever wrote:what's more I enjoyed wasting whatever postage his reply envelope costs his campaign.
Unless you made a contribution to his campaign, you already wasted the postage his reply envelope cost his campaign. Think about it.
You do understand how "pre-paid" reply envelopes work, right?

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:30 am
by H4ever
88 wrote:?
What do I win if I correctly answer to your question?[/quote]

I suggest a "Mitt really means what he says THIS time!" campaign button.

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:31 am
by H4ever
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
H4ever wrote:what's more I enjoyed wasting whatever postage his reply envelope costs his campaign.
Unless you made a contribution to his campaign, you already wasted the postage his reply envelope cost his campaign. Think about it.
And hopefully in another four years someone worth voting for will gain the nomination.
If you consider Jeb Bush "someone worth voting for," then he will.
Say what?

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:35 am
by H4ever
Screwed by autism in Michigan wrote:

How's your wife?
" Yea...his wife went off in Ruby Tuesday's....yea...Wopner's on at four.....I'm an excellent driver"

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:49 pm
by Goober McTuber
88 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Unless you made a contribution to his campaign, you already wasted the postage his reply envelope cost his campaign. Think about it.
You do understand how "pre-paid" reply envelopes work, right?
What do I win if I correctly answer to your question?
Nothing. I asked Terry. You're smarter than Terry.

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:57 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Goober McTuber wrote:
88 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You do understand how "pre-paid" reply envelopes work, right?
What do I win if I correctly answer to your question?
Nothing. I asked Terry. You're smarter than Terry.
Since you apparently don't know, this will show you how.







And yes, I realize that website borders on the Marcus Allen-esque. Consider my audience.

Re: I got over on Shit Romney

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:16 pm
by Goober McTuber
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
88 wrote:What do I win if I correctly answer to your question?
Nothing. I asked Terry. You're smarter than Terry.
Since you apparently don't know, this will show you how.







And yes, I realize that website borders on the Marcus Allen-esque. Consider my audience.
Just so you know, your audience thinks you're a fucking moron. That website tells you how to mail a letter that has "pre-paid" postage. Some great advice there about not putting a stamp on it.

"Pre-paid" postage is not pre-paid at all. The Romney campaign has a postal account. They only pay the "pre-paid" postage when they get an envelope returned.