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Sin,

Michael Clark Duncan's heart.

I guess 54 is a pretty good run for freakishly huge brothas.

Too bad. Seemed like a good dude.
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Being black is hard enough on a ticker. Add the insane amounts of steroids and HGH he probably used to get his unique look, it's safe to say he was living on borrowed time for the last decade.
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Wonder if guys like him carry the fatal gene for heart failure- plus or minus age 50. It is a genetic problems in many families. The men do not live much past 50 if at all.
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Fuck...I guess I better start cutting back. At 57 I know I can't keep up this huge and freakishly cut look even though it gets me all kinds of young white poon and I feel like I could go on indefinitely.

This is a serious wakeup call indeed.
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One of my best friends hasn't had a man on his fathers side live past 55.

He also comes from a family of alcoholics.
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Mikey wrote:Fuck...I guess I better start cutting back. At 57 I know I can't keep up this huge and freakishly cut look even though it gets me all kinds of young white poon and I feel like I could go on indefinitely.

This is a serious wakeup call indeed.
Do us all a favor and keep layering on the fat, baldy.
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Obviously you are in favor of being the board's oldest fart.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Obviously you are in favor of being the board's oldest fart.
Not till Sudden Sam, Charger Mike and Wolfman kick.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Jsc810 wrote:Size kills, even if you are fit.

Has there ever been a person who weighed 200 pounds live to be 100?
You might be right, but I don't think there's ever been a person who weighed 100 pounds live to be 200 either.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Obviously you are in favor of being the board's oldest fart.
Not till Sudden Sam, Charger Mike and Wolfman kick.
I think you've got me beat already. I'm 58.
You're catching up. I'm 59.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: You're catching up. I'm 59.
Hope I make it.

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