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Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:49 am
by lovebuzz
I can't even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for "beautiful oppressionism").
Brilliant.

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:54 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Is Brendon Ayanbadejo doing the duck face?

Clearly gay.

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:08 am
by mvscal
lovebuzz wrote:
I can't even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for "beautiful oppressionism").
Brilliant.
More like turgid...and gay.

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:13 am
by smackaholic
narcissistic fromunda stain
Nice.

Overall, very well done, but, he stumbled a bit at the end. "Asshole" should have been its own paragraph.

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:26 pm
by Moving Sale
mvscal wrote: More like turgid...and gay.
Just because you don't want to marry the black men that fuck you in the ass daily, doesn't mean you have to be such a bitchy little queen when someone else sticks up for gay marriage.

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:28 pm
by Moving Sale
88 wrote:I'm sure that a letter of that ilk swayed the opinions of those on the other side of the issue.
You are one of the shallowest people I have ever had the displeasure of encountering.

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:52 pm
by The Seer
Moving Sale wrote:
88 wrote:I'm sure that a letter of that ilk swayed the opinions of those on the other side of the issue.
You are one of the shallowest people I have ever had the displeasure of encountering.
:shock: / :? / :meds: / :lol:

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:07 pm
by Goober McTuber
Whether or not you agree with his point of view, Kluwe can run some decent smack.

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:11 pm
by Jerkovich
Had my red pen out and circled the grammar/spelling mistakes. Dumb ass faggot.

Re: They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:10 pm
by Goober McTuber
Tardovich wrote:Had my red pen out and circled the grammar/spelling mistakes.
That figures.