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Time to buy a new quarterback again.

More like time to get rid of the AD Jay Jacobs.

No one wants to work for a boss who makes you kneel in prayer everytime you go in his office, 'cept maybe a muzzie.

cue up the poptart resets...

Papa Willie wrote:At least we know whose dome Auburn resides in.

at LEAST?? :P

It's never enough with the bammers.

Not only do they have more MNCs, their coach is better than yours.

We get it, but we still have longer dicks and better looking women.

Since when do chicks care about length? Idiot.

Thanks, Screw.


VVVVVVVV

Screwball, haven't you heard? Some women require a modicum of length in order to clear their balls.

Van wrote:Screwball, haven't you heard? Some women require a modicum of length in order to clear their balls.

I obviously missed the memo.

Papa Willie wrote:That's why the best looking women are down here.

Yes, because attractive women are drawn to poverty.

Van wrote:Screwball, haven't you heard? Some women require a modicum of length in order to clear their balls.

Vannie in New Mexico, have you stalked/harassed any women online lately?

So, after stepping back and gathering your wits before taking another run at it, that was the best you could offer? Seriously? You really felt that was worth posting?

Wow.

Somewhere, Mgo is hanging his head in shame...again.

Anyway, since we're talking "women" and all, here's a more pertinent question. Have you gotten your grub on with any more enflamed Beltway frenulums, thinking them vaguely gamey clits?



t to b: Screwball's "hot" girlfriend, Screwball

I see you didn't answer the question.

The answer to that would be an obvious "no." Now, would you please offer up a single name of any woman I've ever harrassed or stalked, either online or elsewhere? Once you inevitably fail at that task, perhaps you might step up to the plate and take a stab at answering my response question to you.

Allow me to jog your memory as to its content...

Lovebuzz

Suck on that you sheltered, cultish, reclusive bitch.

lovebuzz? I've stalked and/or harrassed her? Really?

Okay then, I guess we'll just have to see whether she agrees with that take, won't we? In fact, let's just ask her directly, and let the chips fall where they may.

~sends up the Bat Signal to lovebuzz~

They keep 'em on their front porches, and they've been known to pull double duty as musical instruments come Friday Night Hoedown time, but they own 'em!

Papa Willie wrote: People down here own their own fucking washers & dryers.

So what? They're dirt fucking poor.

Van wrote:They keep 'em on their front porches, and they've been known to pull double duty as musical instruments come Friday Night Hoedown time, but they own 'em!

^^^ this, though leave it to tubby mcfats-a-lot to hang his hat on $200 worth of appliances. really has life on lockdown, eh.

I think everyone in Ames, Iowa is happy as hell that Gene Chizik is the head coach at Auburn, and it's obvious he's doing for them what he did for Iowa State.....minus the Cam Newton national title.

Mace wrote:I think everyone in Ames, Iowa is happy as hell that Gene Chizik is the head coach at Auburn, and it's obvious he's doing for them what he did for Iowa State.....minus the Cam Newton national title.

even though TCU's qb was out, nice win for ISU.

Any road win is good for ISU. Hell, any win at home is good for ISU.

Sudden Sam wrote:A couple more Cyclone wins and The JON will come barrelin' in here proudly displaying his ISU colors!

:LOL: Let's hope not.....but at least he wouldn't be pretending to be a Hawkeye fan/alum.

Van and his take on any program east of the Rockies to the contrary, Paul Rhodes has done a damn nice job building that program.

No, despite their colors, they ain't gonna be confused with USC (the West Coast one - hell, it's kinda like havin’ to say which Miami around here anymore... ) anytime soon, but I'd still look for the ‘clones to give the Wizard of Oz and his Cats all they want in Ames this weekend….

Truman wrote:Van and his take on any program east of the Rockies to the contrary, Paul Rhodes has done a damn nice job building that program.

No, despite their colors, they ain't gonna be confused with USC (the West Coast one - hell, it's kinda like havin’ to say which Miami around here anymore... ) anytime soon, but I'd still look for the ‘clones to give the Wizard of Oz and his Cats all they want in Ames this weekend….

I think Rhodes needs another recruiting class or two to develope more depth but he's done an amazing job in his short time on the job. Not sure they can handle Snyder's boys this weekend but it should be a good game, especially with it being in Ames and coming off a big road win. Probably going to be a better game than the Iowa-Michigan State game in East Lansing.

Well, the Cats have won the last four straight, but every one of 'em were cup-checks that went down to the wire - 'specially the two Farmaggedon battles played right here in the town Where (Journeyman) Quarterbacks Go To Die.

And the last time the Cyclones got Silo Tech at home? 2007.

Iowa State 31, Kansas State 20.

Look for the Cats to escape, but just.

Truman wrote:hell, it's kinda like havin’ to say which Miami around here anymore...

Easy distiction -- one Miami wins games, the other is about to lose its program.

Papa Willie wrote:

M Club wrote:

Van wrote:They keep 'em on their front porches, and they've been known to pull double duty as musical instruments come Friday Night Hoedown time, but they own 'em!

^^^ this, though leave it to tubby mcfats-a-lot to hang his hat on $200 worth of appliances. really has life on lockdown, eh.

Oh my - the ball leech from the far east is back.

which means you're already halfway to melting. what's your cholesterol count?

Pretty boring. Am staring at walls since I was about to eat this bucket of fried chicken but it's gone missing.