wish I had taken a picture of this guy standing at the stop light driving home from work yesterday, but he's holding this well printed cardboard sign saying, and I may not have the exact wording right but close enough...
OMG! Aliens have landed and stolen my watch! Do you know what time it is?
Well, I had to chuckle at that and while I don't often hand money out to these poor slobs (just too many of them at seemingly ever intersection) this guy got a crisp $1 bill... and the time of day for his trouble.
Best homeless dude sign you've seen
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Your generosity knows no bounds.War Wagon wrote: this guy got a crisp $1 bill...
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Tin Foil Ted is out of work? Another victim of the Obama economy.
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War Wagon
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Re: Best homeless dude sign you've seen
well, I only had $2 as I don't normally carry much cash around and I don't think he could take a debit card.Mikey wrote:Your generosity knows no bounds.War Wagon wrote: this guy got a crisp $1 bill...
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Left Seater
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Who knew LTS lived in Missouri?
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Terry in Crapchester
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Re: Best homeless dude sign you've seen
Not exactly a homeless dude sign, but I once saw a t-shirt that read, "Will watch football for food."
I bought it for my brother-in-law.
I bought it for my brother-in-law.
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