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McGoober's husband came home one day from a hard days work and said, "Honey, things are a little tough at work. Do you think you can hit the street and do a little hookin'?"

McGoober replied, "No problem, I'll give it a shot."

So after the first night McGoober comes home and the husband asks her to lay out all the money she had made.

"$11.25!!! Eleven dollars and twenty five cents. Thats it!?! Who the hell gave you 25 cents?"
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'all of them."

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^^^^^^^^^

I don't give out too many of these, but this entry is a winner. Bravo.

Goober's wife was lying on her death bed and had a confession. "Goobs," she said, "everytime I cheated on you, I put an ear of corn in the trunk of my car." Hearing this, Goobs ran out to the car and, opening the trunk, discovered two ears of corn and an envelope with $10,000. Thinking that her cheating on him twice in 30 years wasn't too bad, he returned to the hospital room. Goobs said, "I found the two ears of corn, honey, but what's with the $10,000?" Mrs. Goobs then informed Goobs that whenever she collected a bushel of corn, she sold it.

So this is where really old jokes go to die?

(No, Mace, that wasn't a personal reference).

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