Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:01 pm
Does he really "measure up" to the legend? Or does the myth "dwarf" the reality?
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Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
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Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:03 pm
A better question is are you really as stupid as you post?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:03 pm
You can't tell from his severe napoleon complex that he displays here?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:14 pm
Surely you've seen The Wizard of Oz, Marty. His grandparents appeared in the movie.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:16 pm
How do you wear sunglasses with your eyes bugged so far out of your head shit shoveler?Dinsdale wrote:You can't tell from his severe napoleon complex that he displays here?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:18 pm
My gmom was the good witch of the north and gdad played the tinman. Anything else jackboot?Mace wrote:Surely you've seen The Wizard of Oz, Marty. His grandparents appeared in the movie.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:19 pm
Moving Sale wrote: My gnome...
ftfy
your tiny fingers must have slipped
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:24 pm
A ftfy? Your stupid brain must not be able to mash out anything better.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:51 pm
That must have been in the shorter version of the film. Didn't see that one.Moving Sale wrote:My gmom was the good witch of the north and gdad played the tinman. Anything else jackboot?Mace wrote:Surely you've seen The Wizard of Oz, Marty. His grandparents appeared in the movie.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:54 pm
MS's daddy was also in pictures.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 6:57 pm
Martyred wrote:Does he really "measure up" to the legend?
Ric Jensen?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:05 pm
How short is he? Mugsy Bogues would be the post player on Moving Sale's basketball team and, at 5'3", would tower over our little lawyer.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:10 pm
Looks like he is about squish some dude. I don't remember him being in that flick.ML@Coyote wrote:
MS's daddy was also in pictures.
Anything else you senile old fuck?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:12 pm
Before you started tearing up the Constitution and violating peoples' right did you take the time to look up the word tower?Mace wrote:How short is he? Mugsy Bogues would be the post player on Moving Sale's basketball team and, at 5'3", would tower over our little lawyer.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:15 pm
I didn't need to "look up the word tower", just like I don't need to "look up" at you.Moving Sale wrote:Before you started tearing up the Constitution and violating peoples' right did you take the time to look up the word tower?Mace wrote:How short is he? Mugsy Bogues would be the post player on Moving Sale's basketball team and, at 5'3", would tower over our little lawyer.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:19 pm
Don't you guys have some football or golf to watch versus having these epic smack wars with a midget/troll/tard/quack lawyer ?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:20 pm
Yeah. Why am I always the "senile old fuck?" How come I never get to be the "fat vapid flyover fuckhole?"Moving Sale wrote:Anything else you senile old fuck?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:26 pm
How about when you are being ass raped by wilding youths?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:27 pm
What are you doing here you inbred bugeyed fuck?Derron wrote:Don't you guys have some football or golf to watch versus having these epic smack wars with a midget/troll/tard/quack lawyer ?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:28 pm
Well, if we were to view your question under the microscope, really, it takes little skill to multitask and do both.Derron wrote:Don't you guys have some football or golf to watch versus having these epic smack wars with a midget/troll/tard/quack lawyer ?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:34 pm
To answer your question, Derron, no, I don't have anything better to do. I'm getting a new roof on my house and the DirectTV dish is on the ground. I'm listening to Iowa basketball on the radio and following the NFL on the computer. Resorting to messin' with Moving Sale tells you just how much my weekend sucks.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:39 pm
wrong stereotype, don't confuse him.ML@Coyote wrote:Yeah. Why am I always the "senile old fuck?" How come I never get to be the "fat vapid flyover fuckhole?"Moving Sale wrote:Anything else you senile old fuck?
btw, the punctuation marks go after the quotation marks, you senile old fuck. :wink:
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:52 pm
Because I thought you lived in a Salvadorian slum ML.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:23 pm
The words "mental midget" just seemed to merit mention in this here type thread....
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:57 pm
that's my gig, that's whyML@Coyote wrote:Yeah. Why am I always the "senile old fuck?" How come I never get to be the "fat vapid flyover fuckhole?"Moving Sale wrote:Anything else you senile old fuck?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:09 pm
here's the little, lisping lawyer at an old troll stop so you can judge his height for yourself
and here's another. Harsh & Y2K appear to be sitting down, if that's any help
and here's another. Harsh & Y2K appear to be sitting down, if that's any help
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:27 pm
which pic was wytched?
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:53 am
Dung beetles are pretty small.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:39 am
How short is he? If Moving Sale were a short story, he'd be the Cliff's Notes version.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 4:16 pm
This thread is a little short on substance.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:30 pm
Dinsdale wrote:This thread is a little short on substance.
I'll readily admit...it's the height of arrogance.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:35 pm
Being vertically challenged is no laughing matter and I'm preparing a bullying lawsuit to file against all of you vapid fuckstains.
-TVO
-TVO
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 8:40 pm
There's more than one reason that TVO had to ride the short bus to school.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:10 pm
Mace, there's no reason to look down on TVO.
Oh wait...there is.
Oh wait...there is.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:17 pm
Let's see.....if I were lying on the couch and TVO walked up to me...peering over the top of the cushion...nope, I'd still be looking down on him. Guess I'd have to be napping on the floor.
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:09 pm
He's a regular disco queen that's just a little short on rythym and coordination.KC Scott wrote:
Re: Okay, an honest answer...how tiny is Moving Sale?
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:43 am
Men need to be at least 5'9 to be considered masculine. 5'11" and over is more ideal.