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...it's the earliest flight he could get. Of course, I graciously offered to let him crash at Worker's Barracks # 8 until he "gets on his feet".

I'm not used to having "American" guests. How can I make him feel comfortable?

No gay shit. I'm serious.

:x

Don't bring up the election, don't talk about Canadian healthcare, and keep him away from all sharp objects.

Obama just purchased 100,000 Obama-phones from China that were pirated, knock-off I-phone 5's assembled by American 12 yr olds in sweatshops under the supervision of Muslim Nigerians.

Sincerely,

Fox News

Mace wrote:...and keep him away from all sharp objects.

That sucks. I was going to lend him my old pair of hockey skates.

Martyred wrote:...it's the earliest flight he could get. Of course, I graciously offered to let him crash at Worker's Barracks # 8 until he "gets on his feet".

I'm not used to having "American" guests. How can I make him feel comfortable?

Do you all have any balck people up there that he could yell at? That always puts him in a good mood...

Truman wrote:

Martyred wrote:...it's the earliest flight he could get. Of course, I graciously offered to let him crash at Worker's Barracks # 8 until he "gets on his feet".

I'm not used to having "American" guests. How can I make him feel comfortable?

Do you all have any balck people up there that he could yell at? That always puts him in a good mood...

Stick him in Vancouver and he can yell at the Chinese.

Well, if it's yelling he's interested in, we could do a roadie out to Saskatchewan.

It's a wide open space. His voice should carry for miles kilometers.

Martyred wrote:That sucks. I was going to lend him my old pair of hockey skates.

What kind of skates to you have? I have these:

952s


and these

752s

He can have my 3 year old Reebok 4K's.

Nice skates, Marty.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Nice skates, Marty.

No. They're kind of shitty. That's why mv is getting them.

Martyred wrote:

Mace wrote:...and keep him away from all sharp objects.

That sucks. I was going to lend him my old pair of hockey skates.

plus, he's a fantastic cook. or so i've beenm told

Screw_Michigan wrote:

Martyred wrote:That sucks. I was going to lend him my old pair of hockey skates.

What kind of skates to you have? I have these:



and these

It figures.

Mikey wrote:Stick him in Vancouver and he can yell at the Chinese.

There's plenty of Chinese in the metro Toronto area.

Has he arrived yet?

Rumor has it that he' considering Barrow, Alaska.

Considering that from November through January they experience 24-hour 'darkness', he should be in Darkie Heaven.

Jay in Phoenix wrote:Rumor has it that he' considering Barrow, Alaska.

Considering that from November through January they experience 24-hour 'darkness', he should be in Darkie Heaven.

He's been living in darkness for years....probably his entire life, and has once again proven himself to be the YAFJ of political prognostication.

Say what?

Mace wrote:Don't bring up the election, don't talk about Canadian healthcare, and keep him away from all sharp objects.

Why would you say that? I didn't vote for Romney. I thought he was a slightly less shitty candidate than Barry O'bluegums and thought he would squeak out a narrow victory. Neither one of them is the answer and I certainly wouldn't be dancing in the streets if Romney won.

mvscal wrote:......I certainly wouldn't be dancing in the streets if Romney won.

That's good because we heard you have no rythym.

Mace wrote:

mvscal wrote:......I certainly wouldn't be dancing in the streets if Romney won.

That's good because we heard you have no rythym.

Unless he is bouncing on a black cock.