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Holy smoke, what a start. Can't believe a former middle of the road Big 12 team with a 1st year coach and freshman QB are ass raping the home town boys so far. Really pains me to say this, but Aggie looks pretty damn good this year and I am thankful they no longer play Texas because that team would shred what little defense the Longhorns have this year.
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not looking good for the national champs right now.
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i guess we'll see how good AJ McCarron is now.
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And Coastal Carolina probably would've accepted entry into the sec to prevent all this MADNESS.....
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Finally. This over-rated, arrogant, malevolent conference has just been removed from the MNC discussion.

"Oh, a XII team could never compete in this conference."

Guess what, you toothless, in-bred, sister-fuckin', sister-marryin', moon-swillin', trailer-dwellin', redneck, hick fucks?

A XII team just fucked your world. Fuck you, and fuck the SEC.
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what camp said.

where did this rookie coach and freshman qb team come from
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Truman wrote:Finally. This over-rated, arrogant, malevolent conference has just been removed from the MNC discussion.

"Oh, a XII team could never compete in this conference."

Guess what, you toothless, in-bred, sister-fuckin', sister-marryin', moon-swillin', trailer-dwellin', redneck, hick fucks?

A XII team just fucked your world. Fuck you, and fuck the SEC.
Fuck the Big 12, but rack the rant.
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Truman wrote:Finally. This over-rated, arrogant, malevolent conference has just been removed from the MNC discussion.

"Oh, a XII team could never compete in this conference."

Guess what, you toothless, in-bred, sister-fuckin', sister-marryin', moon-swillin', trailer-dwellin', redneck, hick fucks?

A XII team just fucked your world. Fuck you, and fuck the SEC.
:lol: at Truman's love for the SEC. At least you can buy another new T-shirt this week.
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Truman wrote: Guess what, you toothless, in-bred, sister-fuckin', sister-marryin', moon-swillin', trailer-dwellin', redneck, hick fucks?
the manhattan, ks team with fans best described as toothless, in-bred, sister-fuckin', sister-marryin', moon-swillin', trailer-dwellin', redneck, hick fucks will be in the national championship game despite impressing nobody.
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Mace wrote:
Truman wrote:Finally. This over-rated, arrogant, malevolent conference has just been removed from the MNC discussion.

"Oh, a XII team could never compete in this conference."

Guess what, you toothless, in-bred, sister-fuckin', sister-marryin', moon-swillin', trailer-dwellin', redneck, hick fucks?

A XII team just fucked your world. Fuck you, and fuck the SEC.
:lol: at Truman's love for the SEC. At least you can buy another new T-shirt this week.
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Truman wrote:A XII team just fucked your world.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't ATM a SWAC team before the Big 8 merged to create the XII?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:kansas city did not take to the move very well.
Hell no we didn't. Kicking the snot out of the beakers every year at Arrowhead could never get old.
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Should we send somebody to check up on Sam?

Not sure what his shower-rod situation is.
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I wonder if he's still high on AJ after the last two games.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:hick fucks will be in the national championship game despite impressing nobody.
I've been very impressed. They're cunt-punting anybody with a ranking next to their name and doing so presumably without cheating. Also, going on the road doesn't seem to phase them at all.
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pity that they don't get to play KSU, that would be a great game.
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Papa Willie wrote:
campinfool wrote:Holy smoke, what a start. Can't believe a former middle of the road Big 12 team with a 1st year coach and freshman QB are ass raping the home town boys so far. Really pains me to say this, but Aggie looks pretty damn good this year and I am thankful they no longer play Texas because that team would shred what little defense the Longhorns have this year.
This is worse than BSH'ering, dude. This is Big12WearingTheirShitOnMyDicking.

PS: A&M would be fucking up the Big 12 this year, too.
Hard not to have Big12WearingTheirShitOnMyDicking when the team you love plays in THE toughest league top to bottom in the country :lol:
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Johnny Football :lol: :lol:
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War Wagon wrote:
Truman wrote:A XII team just fucked your world.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't ATM a SWAC team before the Big 8 merged to create the XII?
OK, I will. aTm was a SWC team before they joined the XII. The SWAC is home to the likes of Alcorn State and Grambling. Regardless, they were a XII team, and they appear to be right-at-home in the SEC West playing a big-time XII-style offense and running a bend-but-don't-break XII-style defense.
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War Wagon wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't ATM a SWAC team before the Big 8 merged to create the XII?
ATM's never been in the SWAC.

Why is everyone surprised over this? aTm wasn't good enough to succeed in their regular league where everyone knew the texture of the corns in their shit and knew what they were going to do before they thought of it. Now aTm is having success because of a fresh start in a new league where, aside from casual tape, no one has any good nitty gritty on them. I fully expect aTm to fall back to earth starting next year.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't ATM a SWAC team before the Big 8 merged to create the XII?
ATM's never been in the SWAC.

Why is everyone surprised over this? aTm wasn't good enough to succeed in their regular league where everyone knew the texture of the corns in their shit and knew what they were going to do before they thought of it. Now aTm is having success because of a fresh start in a new league where, aside from casual tape, no one has any good nitty gritty on them. I fully expect aTm to fall back to earth starting next year.
Yeah, I'm sure Saban and Co. just sat around last week and watched a couple of aTm game films over a few beers and didn't really prepare their team for the game. :roll: Are you really this clueless? Why is it so difficult for you to recognize that aTm pulled off the biggest upset of the year and give them their due?
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Didn't see the game, but watched the highlights. Johnny Football can flat out play. This really throws the MNC into a tailspin.
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WolverineSteve wrote:Johnny Football :lol: :lol:
Gayest nickname EVER!
Oh, I don't know. "Shoelace" comes to mind.
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Mace wrote: Yeah, I'm sure Saban and Co. just sat around last week and watched a couple of aTm game films over a few beers and didn't really prepare their team for the game. :roll: Are you really this clueless? Why is it so difficult for you to recognize that aTm pulled off the biggest upset of the year and give them their due?
So am I wrong, old man?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Mace wrote: Yeah, I'm sure Saban and Co. just sat around last week and watched a couple of aTm game films over a few beers and didn't really prepare their team for the game. :roll: Are you really this clueless? Why is it so difficult for you to recognize that aTm pulled off the biggest upset of the year and give them their due?
So am I wrong, old man?
As usual, yes.
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Nice punt.
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Mace wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:Johnny Football :lol: :lol:
Gayest nickname EVER!
Oh, I don't know. "Shoelace" comes to mind.
Boom.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:aTm wasn't good enough to succeed in their regular league.
is that so?

The last time a Snyder coached Kansas State team was undefeated and had a shot at the MNC was in 1998. Guess who shit in their cornflakes late that year?
Now aTm is having success because of a fresh start in a new league where, aside from casual tape, no one has any good nitty gritty on them. I fully expect aTm to fall back to earth starting next year.
:meds:

Is Johnny Football going pro after his red shirt freshman season?

I 'fully expect' you don't know wtf you're talking about.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Nice punt.
You contend that aTm beat 'Bama, at least in part, because they're new to the league and 'Bama wasn't prepared to see something new and different. Am I right so far? Your contention that Saban and his staff were unable to prepare to play the new kid in school is ridiculous and demonstates just how clueless you are. Saban obviously pays attention to detail. How do I know this? Because all great coaches do, and he's a great coach. College coaching staffs spend hour upon hour breaking down film and developing offensive and defensive schemes for the next game. and to say that 'Bama lost simply because A&M is new to the conference is nothing short of stupid. Apparently, for whatever reasons, you don't like aTm, but you can't deny that they outplayed the Tide yesterday and deserved to win.....and they didn't do it with smoke and mirrors or because they're the new kid on the block. FWIW, the aTm staff had the same amount of time to prepare for 'Bama and apparently had time to prepare a pretty good game plan to play a team they hadn't seen before.
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Jsc810 wrote:A&M beat Bama because Bama played LSU last week.

Bama was pumped up for that game and then had a let down for A&M, and paid the price.
If that's true, they don't deserve to be in the national title conversation.
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Partly right, Jsc. But aTm had something to do with it, too.
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Remember: The SEC is a MEATGRINDER!!
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Mace wrote:
WolverineSteve wrote:Johnny Football :lol: :lol:
Gayest nickname EVER!
Oh, I don't know. "Shoelace" comes to mind.
Nah. Not even close.
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A&M won because both teams lined up to play football, and A&M was better at it. That's all we know and all that matters.
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WolverineSteve wrote:Nah. Not even close.
The only problem with "Johnny Football" is he's got three years of eligibility left. What seems like an interesting story now is going to turn into Tebow levels of nauseous coverage, promptly starting with his September Heisman campaign next year. I hate ESPN for making me hate people.
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War Wagon wrote:The last time a Snyder coached Kansas State team was undefeated and had a shot at the MNC was in 1998. Guess who shit in their cornflakes late that year?
1998? :lol:
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Nice punt.
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Killian wrote:Nice punt.
:lol:

He shanked it.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:The last time a Snyder coached Kansas State team was undefeated and had a shot at the MNC was in 1998. Guess who shit in their cornflakes late that year?
1998? :lol:
Yes, 1998.

You remember 1998, don't you? You were still in HS and flicking spitballs against the chalkboard whilst wiping freshly picked boogers off on the bottom of your desk top.

Also in 1998, a well regarded Aggie team ended KSU's bid for a MNC. How appropriate then that 14 years later they sorta' return the favor.
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