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Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:31 pm
by Mace
.....that we don't see much of this in my neck of the woods.

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Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:48 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"Fuckin' amateurs..."

Sincerely,

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Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:09 am
by H4ever
Mace wrote:.....that we don't see much of this in my neck of the woods.

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and the funny thing is wearing your pants low slung like that in prison means you like it up the arse and are prepared to put out. And no, I do not have "intimate" knowledge of this, it's a known fact. :grin:

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:15 am
by Mace
I seriously doubt that there are many prisons who allow prisoners to wear their jeans like that.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:27 am
by H4ever
Mace wrote:I seriously doubt that there are many prisons who allow prisoners to wear their jeans like that.
No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:31 am
by Mace
H4ever wrote:
Mace wrote:I seriously doubt that there are many prisons who allow prisoners to wear their jeans like that.
No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.
The way you "reason", no doubt.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:36 am
by H4ever
Mace wrote:
H4ever wrote:
Mace wrote:I seriously doubt that there are many prisons who allow prisoners to wear their jeans like that.
No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.
The way you "reason", no doubt.
" English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?"

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:42 am
by Mace
Go fuck yourself, cuntlips. Did you understand that?

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:43 am
by H4ever
Mace wrote:Go fuck yourself, cuntlips. Did you understand that?
Translation: Yea...i got cunt-punted on this. Watch now whilst I reach into the "mean and nasty word bag" to try and deflect.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:22 am
by mvscal
H4ever wrote: No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.
You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time "imagining" how men in prison wear their pants and whether or not it indicates their receptivity to anal intercourse.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:33 pm
by R-Jack
He's even ignored the fact that origins of sagging came from the banning of belts in prisons and went straight for the buttsecks angle.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:46 pm
by Goober McTuber
H4ever wrote:
Mace wrote:
H4ever wrote: No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.
The way you "reason", no doubt.
" English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?"
Did you really have that much trouble understanding Mace's post?

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:43 am
by H4ever
mvscal wrote:
H4ever wrote: No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.
You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time "imagining" how men in prison wear their pants and whether or not it indicates their receptivity to anal intercourse.
Based off the ONE post? That's some weak sauce there brutha. But nice breakdown and you did a lovely job there, sister, slipping the anal intercourse in there. Did ya rub one out afterwards?

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:46 am
by H4ever
Goober McTuber wrote:
H4ever wrote:[
Did you really have that much trouble understanding Mace's post?

No, I was just fucking with him due to how much of a prick he became after I basically agreed with him and commented on the thread he started. Capice?

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:46 am
by Mace
H4ever wrote:
mvscal wrote:
H4ever wrote: No, but I imagine they wear them like that when they can get away with it. Ya know, shankings, drug transactions, assaults manage to transpire in prison. So it stands to reason pants are worn low-slung occasionally and without notice.
You seem to spend an inordinate amount of time "imagining" how men in prison wear
pants and whether or not it indicates their receptivity to anal intercourse.
Based off the ONE post? That's some weak sauce there brutha. But nice breakdown and you did a lovely job there, sister, slipping the anal intercourse in there. Did ya rub one out afterwards?
Why don't you get drunk on your ass and give Moving Sale a ride to the east coast....please.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:48 am
by H4ever
R-Jack wrote:He's even ignored the fact that origins of sagging came from the banning of belts in prisons and went straight for the buttsecks angle.
velcro belts are utilized in a number of prisons these days. But, you may be right about the origins of the sagging pants look. Shit's since changed and it means a number of different things on the inside and the outside. Go and ahead and Google that shit for us will ya?

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:50 am
by H4ever
Mace wrote:
H4ever wrote:[
Why don't you get drunk on your ass and give Moving Sale a ride to the east coast....please.
Why don't you and AP go panty-shopping?

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:56 am
by R-Jack
H4ever wrote:
R-Jack wrote:He's even ignored the fact that origins of sagging came from the banning of belts in prisons and went straight for the buttsecks angle.
velcro belts are utilized in a number of prisons these days. But, you may be right about the origins of the sagging pants look. Shit's since changed and it means a number of different things on the inside and the outside. Go and ahead and Google that shit for us will ya?
The origin was pretty common knowledge. I really have no problem deferring to you regarding homosexual prison culture.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:01 am
by H4ever
R-Jack wrote:
H4ever wrote:
R-Jack wrote:He's even ignored the fact that origins of sagging came from the banning of belts in prisons and went straight for the buttsecks angle.
velcro belts are utilized in a number of prisons these days. But, you may be right about the origins of the sagging pants look. Shit's since changed and it means a number of different things on the inside and the outside. Go and ahead and Google that shit for us will ya?
The origin was pretty common knowledge. I really have no problem deferring to you regarding homosexual prison culture.
Are you in the 5th grade?

" You are gay! lolololl OMG! gay gay gay! ha ahhahha lol"
Sin,

Tard-sack

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:07 am
by Dinsdale
Which barely-literate retard gets lit up with greater vigor -- H4ever, or Screwy?

I mean, they both go from inane post to the bottom of the pile in a few keystrokes, but I was wondering if it was possible to quantify the results of these two Sultans of Stupid into a tangible number.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:10 am
by H4ever
Dinsdale wrote:Which barely-literate retard gets lit up with greater vigor -- H4ever, or Screwy?

I mean, they both go from inane post to the bottom of the pile in a few keystrokes, but I was wondering if it was possible to quantify the results of these two Sultans of Stupid into a tangible number.
And looky there.....Dins jumps on the pile like a fat-fuck 3rd string defensive lineman on senior night 3 seconds after the whistle blew.....as per usual. Nice work Preston!

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:19 am
by Mace
Dinsdale wrote:Which barely-literate retard gets lit up with greater vigor -- H4ever, or Screwy?

I mean, they both go from inane post to the bottom of the pile in a few keystrokes, but I was wondering if it was possible to quantify the results of these two Sultans of Stupid into a tangible number.
That's like asking who's worse.....Kentucky or Auburn? We need a head to head to determine the winner because they lose to everyone else.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:24 am
by H4ever
Mace wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Which barely-literate retard gets lit up with greater vigor -- H4ever, or Screwy?

I mean, they both go from inane post to the bottom of the pile in a few keystrokes, but I was wondering if it was possible to quantify the results of these two Sultans of Stupid into a tangible number.
That's like asking who's worse.....Kentucky or Auburn? We need a head to head to determine the winner because they lose to everyone else.

Nice ass-slap on Preston there, Corky.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 1:30 pm
by Goober McTuber
H4ever wrote:
Mace wrote:
H4ever wrote:[
Why don't you get drunk on your ass and give Moving Sale a ride to the east coast....please.
Why don't you and AP go panty-shopping?
Nice use of the ubb code, Tard4ever. Was bradhusker your very own shit troll?

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:33 pm
by R-Jack
Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:41 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Who is Preston?

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:47 pm
by Mace
R-Jack wrote:Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.
I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:52 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Mace wrote:I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.
While ranking this elite class Mace, please don't forget to include the crème de la crème of smackers, lil' TVO. I'm sure it was just a tiny oversight. Perhaps you just experienced some short-term memory. After all, Dee and H4ever could never dwarf their fellow 'tardling, so it must have just been a little mistake.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:57 pm
by H4ever
R-Jack wrote:Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.

Fuckin' right....betta axe somebody. I ain't been the same since someone ripped my official ONYX "Bac da fuck up" album poster.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 9:58 pm
by H4ever
Mace wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.
I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.
Was gonna go to the Cal message board but they had 5 blue-chippers at my position already.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:19 pm
by Mace
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Mace wrote:I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.
While ranking this elite class Mace, please don't forget to include the crème de la crème of smackers, lil' TVO. I'm sure it was just a tiny oversight. Perhaps you just experienced some short-term memory. After all, Dee and H4ever could never dwarf their fellow 'tardling, so it must have just been a little mistake.
My bad, Jay. Apparently I looked right over the top of him.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:22 pm
by Mace
H4ever wrote:
Mace wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Let this be a lesson to you all folks. Don't step to husker with that weak smack. He'll call you corky.
I was truly floored by that "Corky" blast and have been left speechless. I don't know where we find smack beasts like H4ever but, when he brings it, you'd better duck and run. Our recruiting coordinator here at T1B needs a raise. First it was Dee Snutz and now H4ever......gotta be the #1 recruiting class in Div.I message boards.
Was gonna go to the Cal message board but they had 5 blue-chippers at my position already.
The Cal board has 5 blue-chip tards? Damn, M2's gonna have some competition for posting time.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:25 am
by missjo
It looks even worse when guys with Skinny Jeans wear them like this, so when their wallet is in their back pocket it hangs off the back of their knee looking like some sort or weird growth.
Not attractive at all.

Re: Just lucky, I guess....

Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:46 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Speaking of Skinny Jeans... just stop. I doubt you could fit one of those horribly tatted ham hocks you call arms into one of the legs.