T.R.o.t.S. This If You Must...

[Smackie Chan]

An American, an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Lebanese, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Czech, a Mexican, a Finn, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Peruvian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Haitian, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Cuban, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, an Italian, a Norwegian and an African walk into a bar in an upper class New York restaurant. The Maitre 'd looks them over and says... "I'm sorry... you can't come in here without a Thai."