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BSmack wrote:This could be the favorite for the T1B "Feel Good Story of the Year."

BSmack wrote:This could be the favorite for the T1B "Feel Good Story of the Year."

Family dog runs into the Pacific Ocean. The 16 year old son attempts to save the dog getting swept to sea for his efforts. This prompts the father to go after the son. The son makes it back to shore, but the father is still out in the surf. So now the mother AND the son rush back into the waves. The father and mother are now confirmed dead, and the son is missing. The dog made it back to shore under his own power.

Rackitty racks for Chuck D.

http://news.yahoo.com/parents-swept-sea ... 20688.html

(CNN) - A 32-year-old man who died after downing dozens of roaches and worms last month to win a python at a Florida reptile store choked to death, medical officials said Monday.

Edward Archbold died "as a result of asphyxia due to choking and aspiration of gastric contents," said the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office. It said his airway was obstructed by bug body parts, and ruled his death was an accident.

Archbold was among 20 to 30 contestants participating in the "Midnight Madness" event at Ben Siegel Reptiles in Deerfield Beach.

The participant who consumed the most insects and worms would take home an $850 python.

Archbold swallowed roach after roach, worm after worm. While the store didn't say exactly how many Archbold consumed, the owner told CNN affiliate WPLG that he was "the life of the party."

Soon after the contest was over, Archbold fell ill and began to vomit, the Broward County Sheriff's Office said.

A friend called for medical help. Then, Archbold himself dialed 911, the store said in a Facebook post.

Eventually, he fell to the ground outside the store, the sheriff's office said. An ambulance took him to North Broward Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead.

No other contestant fell ill, the sheriff's office said.

KC Scott wrote:and yet you, me or any of the dads on this board would go in after our kids if they went in chasing their dog

At least I think most would

KC Scott wrote:

BSmack wrote:This could be the favorite for the T1B "Feel Good Story of the Year."

Family dog runs into the Pacific Ocean. The 16 year old son attempts to save the dog getting swept to sea for his efforts. This prompts the father to go after the son. The son makes it back to shore, but the father is still out in the surf. So now the mother AND the son rush back into the waves. The father and mother are now confirmed dead, and the son is missing. The dog made it back to shore under his own power.

Rackitty racks for Chuck D.

and yet you, me or any of the dads on this board would go in after our kids if they went in chasing their dog

At least I think most would

KC Scott wrote:

BSmack wrote:This could be the favorite for the T1B "Feel Good Story of the Year."

Family dog runs into the Pacific Ocean. The 16 year old son attempts to save the dog getting swept to sea for his efforts. This prompts the father to go after the son. The son makes it back to shore, but the father is still out in the surf. So now the mother AND the son rush back into the waves. The father and mother are now confirmed dead, and the son is missing. The dog made it back to shore under his own power.

Rackitty racks for Chuck D.

and yet you, me or any of the dads on this board would go in after our kids if they went in chasing their dog

At least I think most would

KC Scott wrote:if your kids and dogs listen to and obey every single word that comes out of your mouth, then rack you sarge

Derron wrote:

KC Scott wrote:if your kids and dogs listen to and obey every single word that comes out of your mouth, then rack you sarge

When it come around to being around the north coast ocean in a proximity that could be dangerous, I made sure things were under control. If you can't do that, get the fuck off the beach or be prepared to be added to Darwin's daily stats.

Derron wrote:
..... zero degree kelvin U&L ocean..... Having seen a few ocean rescues and participated in a couple, they seldom turn out good.... what you can and cannot do around the north coast oceans.

Just north of Eureka... I personally watched and later high-fived a U&L great white tiger-werewolf-monkey shark (a mere juvenile barely cutting teeth that were already 9 foot long) take a 74 ton adolescent U&L striped-ass-humpback wolverine seal out of the surf line pretty close to shore.

Pretty fucking impressive but compared to the usual action in the U&L surf, it was pretty much fucking amateur night.

Living in the U&L for over 48 years, I can say I have never set foot in that ocean for any reason nor have I come with 5 miles of it. You see, out here we have REAL sharks that can fly and snatch your ass up if you dare venture within their 5 mile flight range. Fucking pussy sharks around the rest of the word would barely rank above U&L plankton out here

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KC Scott wrote:if your kids and dogs listen to and obey every single word that comes out of your mouth, then rack you sarge

War Wagon wrote:people who start Darwin threads are most likely to be the first candidates to prove his theory correct.

people who respond in kind to Darwin threads are even more pathetic.

War Wagon wrote:people who start Darwin threads are most likely to be the first candidates to prove his theory correct.

people who respond in kind to Darwin threads are even more pathetic.

War Wagon wrote:people who start Darwin threads are most likely to be the first candidates to prove his theory correct.

people who respond in kind to Darwin threads are even more pathetic.

Abysmal Poster wrote:I still haven't figured out the more pathetic poster.

smackaholic wrote:surf's up....again.

sin

chuckie D

http://gma.yahoo.com/man-drowns-trying- ... ories.html


stupid people, particularly stupid people with dogs should pretty stay clear of the left coast.

KC Scott wrote:

Derron wrote: When it come around to being around the north coast ocean in a proximity that could be dangerous, I made sure things were under control. If you can't do that, get the fuck off the beach or be prepared to be added to Darwin's daily stats.

Derron: Boys, I'm not going to Sugar coat it. Some of you probably are not going to make it off this beach alive today. Your only chance is to listen and act on every single fucking word I say, the second I fucking say it ... Do you read me Maggots?"

Kid: Sir, yes Sir!

Dog: arf, arf

Derron: I can't heeeeeeear you. Now sound off like you got a pair

H4ever wrote:

Derron wrote:
..... zero degree kelvin U&L ocean..... Having seen a few ocean rescues and participated in a couple, they seldom turn out good.... what you can and cannot do around the north coast oceans.

Just north of Eureka... I personally watched and later high-fived a U&L great white tiger-werewolf-monkey shark (a mere juvenile barely cutting teeth that were already 9 foot long) take a 74 ton adolescent U&L striped-ass-humpback wolverine seal out of the surf line pretty close to shore.

Pretty fucking impressive but compared to the usual action in the U&L surf, it was pretty much fucking amateur night.

Living in the U&L for over 48 years, I can say I have never set foot in that ocean for any reason nor have I come with 5 miles of it. You see, out here we have REAL sharks that can fly and snatch your ass up if you dare venture within their 5 mile flight range. Fucking pussy sharks around the rest of the word would barely rank above U&L plankton out here

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^^^^^ FTFY and Dins

KC Scott wrote:Boys, I'm not going to Sugar coat it. Some of you probably are not going to make it off this beach alive today. Your only chance is to listen and act on every single fucking word I say, the second I fucking say it ... Do you read me Maggots?"

Kid: Sir, yes Sir!

Dog: arf, arf

Derron: I can't heeeeeeear you. Now sound off like you got a pair