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That's a lot of typing. Could've just read, "Cam Newton left."

Nobody cares.

There's a lot of folks chuckling in Ames, Iowa, right now, and rightfully so. Auburn needed a stupid, naive, douchebag to be the face of their program during the Cam Newton championship season and found the perfect candidate in Chizik.

Cam Newton was an exceptional college football player, a game-changer. Well worth the money Auburn spent to get him. In 2010, five of their games were decided by three points or less. Yes, tubster, Cam Newton made the difference in Auburn “winning” a national championship.

Dumbass.

Why on earth would Jeff Fisher leave the NFL, where he's coached for something like twenty years, for a guaranteed asskicking at Auburn?

That makes absolutely no sense. His collegiate ties are to USC anyway, not Auburn.

Can't see O'Brien leaving Penn St either, not after the job he did there this year. Gary Patterson? I suppose he'd be the best bet of the three to bolt, but that's about it.

God, I hope they get Petrino, and I hope he gets caught fucking a cheerleader in the ass with a blindfolded Aubie right there on the fifty-yard line.

"War damn eagle, you lissome bitch! Take that beak...you know you want it...YEAH!"





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I'm always up for more pics of hottie cheerleaders/slutty coeds, and with Petrino there we're sure to see some battle-scarred new ones pop up in the news.

Win-win.


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Sudden Sam wrote:

Sounds like lack of discipline, unevenly applied discipline, and a lack of credit to assistant coaches caused Chizik's downfall.

I think it has more to do with their moronic fan base.

I'm not naming names, though. :P

Chizik ceded substantial responsibility to (Tim) Jackson.

Critical mistake #1. Tim Jackson is nothing more than a punk. Cam Newton called him out during the MNC celebration at Auburn.

Perhaps most onerous to players was the hiring of paid security guards to watch them and make they sure they didn't break curfew.

Critical mistake #2. That's what the G.A.'s are for.

There was never any doubt Chiz was totally dependent on his assistants, especially on offense.