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Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
An unnamed Kansas City Chiefs player has committed suicide at the team facility and the police are on the scene, the team confirmed to ESPN on Saturday morning.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:59 pm
by War Wagon
that didn't take long.

Local news is saying he killed his girlfriend 1st before going to the practice facility and offing himself.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:59 pm
by Cueball
Damn

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:12 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
By Laura McCallister, Multimedia Producer - email

54th Street and Chrysler Avenue 54th Street and Chrysler Avenue
KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -

Police are investigating two deadly shootings Saturday morning that they said are related.

The shootings involve a Chiefs player and his girlfriend.

The first shooting was reported about 8 a.m. at a home near 54th Street and Chrysler Avenue. The second shooting was reported a short time later at a Chiefs practice facility located on the Arrowhead facility.

Officials said the Chiefs player shot and killed his girlfriend and then drove to the practice facility where he shot and killed himself.

It's unknown if people were at Arrowhead or any of its surrounding facilities at the time.
Word is it's Jovan Belcher, linebacker.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:44 pm
by Van
So, now it's, "I know you are, but I wanna die!"

I liked the old one better.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:47 pm
by jiminphilly
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
By Laura McCallister, Multimedia Producer - email

54th Street and Chrysler Avenue 54th Street and Chrysler Avenue
KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -

Police are investigating two deadly shootings Saturday morning that they said are related.

The shootings involve a Chiefs player and his girlfriend.

The first shooting was reported about 8 a.m. at a home near 54th Street and Chrysler Avenue. The second shooting was reported a short time later at a Chiefs practice facility located on the Arrowhead facility.

Officials said the Chiefs player shot and killed his girlfriend and then drove to the practice facility where he shot and killed himself.

It's unknown if people were at Arrowhead or any of its surrounding facilities at the time.
Word is it's Jovan Belcher, linebacker.
Rumor has it he pulled the trigger in front of Pioli and Crennel.
Pioli then inked Belcher to a contract extension shortly after.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 4:57 pm
by ChargerMike
One could perhaps understand Crennel pulling the plug, but a player? He could have been traded to another team, now he's taken that option off the table.

The Kansas City Star and CBSSports.com reported the player's identity as 25-year-old Jovan Belcher, a fourth-year linebacker from West Babylon, N.Y

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:37 pm
by War Wagon
jiminphilly wrote:Rumor has it he pulled the trigger in front of Pioli and Crennel.
Supposedly, after he shot his girlfriend her mother called the police and told them who had done it. When they got to the practice facility, Belcher had a pistol to his head while talking to coaches. Shortly thereafter, he pulled the trigger.

Let the bad jokes begin.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:52 pm
by Cueball
War Wagon wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:Rumor has it he pulled the trigger in front of Pioli and Crennel.
Supposedly, after he shot his girlfriend her mother called the police and told them who had done it. When they got to the practice facility, Belcher had a pistol to his head while talking to coaches. Shortly thereafter, he pulled the trigger.

Let the bad jokes begin.
Any truth to the rumor that KC will be opening in shotgun formation?

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:00 pm
by War Wagon
Cueball wrote:Any truth to the rumor that KC will be opening in shotgun formation?
I wouldn't know, but it does give fans yet another reason to wear black to the game tomorrow.

For those who may not know, there's been a crusade of Chiefs fans clamoring for people to wear black to the past several home games and many have done just that. It's a symbolic effort to have a 'funeral' for and bury a bad football team, coach, GM, etc. One group of fans went so far as to hire an airplane to fly over the stadium at the Raiders game dragging a banner demanding that Cassel be benched and Pioli fired.

Those efforts seem petty now.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 6:45 pm
by Shoalzie
Do you even bother putting a #59 sticker on the helmet for a murder-suicide?

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:30 pm
by Mace
This seems to be taking "better dead than red" to an extreme, imo.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:39 pm
by War Wagon
now the rumor mill is grinding out that Belcher killed his girlfriend because he just found out the 3-month old baby wasn't his, and this comment supposedly came from the mother of the murdered woman.

Go figure.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:45 pm
by Derron
Like Bobby Knight, he was sick and fucking tired of a 1-10 record.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nati ... 9517.story

Image

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:02 pm
by godzilla2002
War Wagon wrote:now the rumor mill is grinding out that Belcher killed his girlfriend because he just found out the 3-month old baby wasn't his.
He sure has a strange way of celebrating
Can you imagine how many NFL players wish that was their situation

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:05 pm
by War Wagon
except that he was supposedly a proud father.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:11 pm
by Mikey
Will they get an extra draft choice?

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:30 pm
by Derron
godzilla2002 wrote:
War Wagon wrote:now the rumor mill is grinding out that Belcher killed his girlfriend because he just found out the 3-month old baby wasn't his.
He sure has a strange way of celebrating
Can you imagine how many NFL players wish that was their situation
No shit. Dude should have been jumping up and down for joy getting off the child support because his bitch got knocked up by some other dude. Send the bitch packing and then he could go back to banging random money grubbing skanks for fun.

Not like all these bucks keep their dicks in their pants anyway.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:00 am
by Paul
Shocking that the usual suspects joke about a tragedy like this. Fucking idiots. Go fuck yourselves.

Anyway....aside from the obvious, I can't begin to imagine the guys that saw Belcher at almost point blank range ventilate his dome with a bullet. Those fellas undoubtedly will have that image burned into their brains for the rest of their lives. That, and Belcher's 3-month old daughter will never truly know her parents. What a cowardly act. Truly disgusting all the way around.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:23 am
by R-Jack
Paul wrote:Shocking that the usual suspects joke about a tragedy like this.
And "ventilate his dome with a bullet" was said without a hint of comic effect, you hypocritical crybaby?

As far as the daughter not getting to know her parents....................her mother was a golddigging cheating whore and her father was a murderer and a cowardly bitch. Being removed from the picture will turn out to be the best thing ever for her.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:41 am
by ChargerMike
R-Jack wrote:
Paul wrote:Shocking that the usual suspects joke about a tragedy like this.
And "ventilate his dome with a bullet" was said without a hint of comic effect, you hypocritical crybaby?

As far as the daughter not getting to know her parents....................her mother was a golddigging cheating whore and her father was a murderer and a cowardly bitch. Being removed from the picture will turn out to be the best thing ever for her.


I'll rack that Jack..I'm a poet and didn't know it.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:44 am
by War Wagon
you're holding Paul to some higher standard but then go on to lower the bar even further.

Mace thinks you're nails.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:34 pm
by R-Jack
Wags,

Holding to a higher standard? How fucking stupid are you? Paul chastizes others for joking in this thread, then tries to bring some type of funny one line later. You would have to ventilate your dome with a bullet to be unable to grasp that type of stupidity and hypocrisy.

Oh, by the way...back when Darrell Russell finally eliminated himself from the gene pool.
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Darrell went out like a TRUE Raydah. :lol:
Different circumstance, yes. But when push comes to shove, Paul is no different than any of us and jokes about a tragedy with team smack. Ergo, he is an idiot and a hypocrite not for trying to make a funnah, but for getting butthurt when it turns around to his team.

So really Wags, shut the fuck up.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:49 pm
by BSmack
R-Jack wrote:As far as the daughter not getting to know her parents....................her mother was a golddigging cheating whore and her father was a murderer and a cowardly bitch. Being removed from the picture will turn out to be the best thing ever for her.
Very possibly could be the case. But she will need some strong guidance from somewhere. I have a cousin who was orphaned as a toddler. She was lucky to have grandparents who had the means to provide for and her and give the kind of guidance she needed to grow up to become a fine upstanding young lady with a great future ahead of her. I hope this little girl will have the same kind of good fortune going forward.

PS: He had the chance to take out Pioli AND Crennel and DIDN'T? WTF man?

sin

Chiefs fans

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 3:52 pm
by R-Jack
Sure, bri. I'm willing to wager anything she gets influance-wise going forward will be better than the loins and seed she came from.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:25 pm
by Paul
R-Jack, I used the phrase "ventilate his dome with a bullet" matter-of-factly, and not to be humorous in the least. Try to understand the difference. Key word, TRY.
R-Jack wrote: Oh, by the way...back when Darrell Russell finally eliminated himself from the gene pool.
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Darrell went out like a TRUE Raydah. :lol:
Yeah, I said that....in 2005. Regrettable to be sure. Having said that, some of us grow up. Might wanna look into that sometime. That is, if you're capable.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:34 pm
by R-Jack
Paul, you have done nothing in life but grow out, not up. When you said it doesn't change the fact that you try to pass judgement on others for things you have done yourself. That makes you a hypocrite in any stage of life you fat sack of shit.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:08 pm
by Mikey
Paul wrote:

Anyway....aside from the obvious, I can't begin to imagine the guys that saw Belcher at almost point blank range ventilate his dome with a bullet. Those fellas undoubtedly will have that image burned into their brains for the rest of their lives.

If you've ever seen Fargo, or just about any Quentin Tarantino flick, this would seem pretty tame.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:17 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Paul wrote:Having said that, some of us grow up.
Yeah, I'm sure you grew up a ton when you went from a middle aged man to a slightly older middle aged man. :meds:

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 7:44 pm
by R-Jack
Middle age? Given Paul's gluttonous diet of cinnibons and failure, he probably is on as much borrowed time as Belcher in a parking lot.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:25 pm
by mvscal
jiminphilly wrote: Pioli then inked Belcher to a contract extension shortly after.
Why not? They could probably roll him out in a hand truck with a broom handle through the sleeves in his jersey, drop him off in the middle of the defense and he would be about as effective as he was with a pulse.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:31 am
by trev
Paul, you are a hypocrite. No doubt you would be in here cracking jokes if this loser wasn't on your team. I've seen you do it in the past. And recent past. STFU.

Was this guy the baby daddy? I look forward to the real daddy coming forward soon to cash in on the life insurance policy.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 3:42 am
by mvscal
jiminphilly wrote:Rumor has it he pulled the trigger in front of Pioli and Crennel.
Pioli probably timed how long his brains were left splattered in the stairwell and is working on a powerpoint presentation on attention to detail as we speak.

I'm here all week. Try the veal...

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:07 pm
by Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff
Paul wrote:R-Jack, I used the phrase "ventilate his dome with a bullet" matter-of-factly, and not to be humorous in the least. Try to understand the difference. Key word, TRY.

Bullshit. You said it 0.03 seconds after hitting the soapbox on someone else's "insensitive" post. You kicked your own ass.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:32 pm
by Goober McTuber
I figured if anyone would take the bait on this thread, it would be that FAT fucking RETARD Paul. Like shooting carp in a barrel.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:14 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:I figured if anyone would take the bait on this thread, it would be that FAT fucking RETARD Paul. Like shooting carp in a barrel.

A really big carp in a puffy barrel.

Re: Just how bad are the Kansas City Chiefs?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:23 pm
by ChargerMike
Thanks for the sig material R-Jack