Week 14 CFB Pickem Results (REGULAR SEASON HAS ENDED)

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I started out 4-0 on my picks this week and proceeded to lose the next six in a row. Fuck me.

Props to Carson on winning the regular season title (the TRUE champion, imo).

[Carson]

Thanks to 88 for distracting me from Auburn's season this year.

Now come the bowl picks, which will ream me bloody I'm sure.

[Van]

So, what, I don't get to be the top loser this year? Whatever. I still need you guys to heap praise on me. I mentioned that I do my picks my dad's way, right?

-R-t-S

[Screw_Michigan]

Props to Carson on winning the regular season title (the TRUE champion, imo).

Since when does the postseason not matter?

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Van,

I am torn to which is smaller. Your penis or brain. I am going with a tie at 4 inches. The latter being mostly stem. I know it's difficult, but try not to think about me anymore, huh? And you'd have to stand on your Momma's shoulders to kiss my Dad's ass.

PS - I got freaking lucky to make it in. If a few hadn't sucked this week, I was out.

[campinfool]

Saved my best for last. #3 is my highest ever ranking in a week. Not too shabby for a moron and his first ever venture into this contest. Thanks for putting it on.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Finishing the season with my worst showing was not what I needed, given my slim hopes of qualifying for the finals entering the final week.

Thanks to 88 for running this. And props to all the finalists, especially Carson.

Btw, I forgot about the 10% surcharge on losses. That means I would've lost money over the year. The amount ($28 for the season, or $2 per week on average) wouldn't have been a back-breaker, but there are better ways to spend the money. OTOH, I did fairly well on the must-pick games, many of which I probably would've avoided but for the rules of this game, so probably a worse showing by me overall had I been betting real money in Vegas.

[War Wagon]

ironically enough, in 2010 I snuck into the Bowl pick'em contest by winning the final week of the regular season.

Not sure what that means but I could use another football.

Thanks, 88.