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Season's Greetings, gang!



We met with our creative department and decided we'd like to have a Secret Santa gift exchange this year. But...it comes with a twist.

We'd like you to construct something creative for the person that you draw. It could be a short story, a holiday jingle, a YouTube video...or anything else! Don't be afraid to put your face or your voice out there! If you just want to post a picture of a hot blonde and a big rack wearing a red stocking cap licking a candy cane, well, that's fine too, but we'd like to encourage you to put some thought and effort into your "gift." If you want to go that extra mile and send someone an actual gift, that's encouraged as well, just make sure you take a picture of it to post on the board.

Feel free to be as nice...or as mean...as you'd like!

If you'd like to participate, simply let us know by posting in this thread. We'll keep this thread open until Tuesday so everyone has had a chance to view and respond. Then we will send you a PM letting you know who you drew (which will be at random). Shortly thereafter, we will post a "gift giving thread" where everyone can post their gifts and hilarity will ensue!

We'd really like as much participation as possible. After all, stuff like this is all for the net profit entertainment of the board!

Happy Holidays,

-The Team

Count me in. This is the season of giving.

Fuggin pron...

"Hot chick sucks massive wang before taking it in..."

"Massive-boobed blonde takes a shlong deep in her..."

"Bitch masterbates with a candy cane and..."

"Hot bitch tries to use her slot as a Christmas..."

"White whore gets a wang drilled deep in her..."

"Stupid whore stands in front front of stud stroking..."

"White whore sucks a fat dark shlong then bangs it..."

...and maybe the funniest one of all...

"How white chick getting fucked by a black dickhead..."

Count me in.

So are the deciders an elite organization that's impossible to get into...ala the Free Masons or can someone get in with a sponsorship?

adentro

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I'm a medium in shirts. Waist size 30

What could possibly go wrong?

In this could be amusing

What the hell, I'm in.

In. But don't expect anything too sparkly or expensive.

Mr. Schwump wrote:What could possibly go wrong?

We don't know if that's supposed to be a yes, but in any event, we forgot to mention that trolls are excluded from participating. If you'd like to participate, please sign in with your "primary" handle.

Registration will close tomorrow at 9 PM EST.

Sure, I'll play along. :grin:

Who would have thought that the Deciders are really the NSA?

Mammy? Is dat you I hears? Mammy?

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I'll play.

But WHY are you doing this?!

~ Wags

Why not? In.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Why not? In.

Here you go, T. Because some evenings you just forget to take the trash out.



Stay safe...

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My junk needs trimming, so I hope Goobs draws my name.

mvscal wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Why not? In.

Here you go, T. Because some evenings you just forget to take the trash out.



Stay safe...

wow

Martyred wrote:

mvscal wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Why not? In.

Here you go, T. Because some evenings you just forget to take the trash out.



Stay safe...

wow

Yeah, I know. The helmet is probably totally inadequate. Sorta like like a kid on a rice rocket wearing shorts and a t shirt then dumping his bike at 150 mph.

I'm not sure that they make gorilla proof jumpsuits, though.

mvscal wrote:

Martyred wrote:


wow

Yeah, I know. The helmet is probably totally inadequate. Sorta like like a kid on a rice rocket wearing shorts and a t shirt then dumping his bike at 150 mph.

I'm not sure that they make gorilla proof jumpsuits, though.

Why all the protective gear, though?

Diane Fossey had a much gentler approach...she achieved positive results in the field of primate research without resorting to "riot squad" tactics.

Give science a chance, mv.

Martyred wrote:Diane Fossey had a much gentler approach...she achieved positive results in the field of primate research without resorting to "riot squad" tactics.

She was able to keep a prudent and respectful distance while she made her observations, though. Terry will not be able to enjoy any such advantage.

He will have to be able to fit a pork chop and greens through the grill on his helmet and hope he hasn't done anything to anger his mate or he will be patching up the drywall again after he gets out of the hospital.

He could hire some locals to fire a few curare darts into her hide if she began to show signs of aggressive behaviour.

Greetings, everyone!

Registration for the Secret Santa gift exchange has closed. Thanks to all for your participation. You will receive a private message shortly letting you know who you drew. The following posters will be participating:

Martyred
The Seer
MgoBlue-LightSpecial
R-Jack
Roach
88
Jsc810
Papa Willie
missjo
Left Seater
Mikey
Jay in Phoenix
Dr. Bob
Felix
Truman
Terry in Crapchester
Go Coogs'
Wolfman
mvscal
Van
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Carson
Screw_Michigan (late entrant via PM)

Keep an eye out for the official "gift exchange" thread which will be posted in the next couple of days. Once open, feel free to post your gift(s) for all to see!

Once again, thank you for your participation and Merry Christmas!

-The Team

If you'd like to participate, simply let us know by posting in this thread.

Hmm. Seems like the deciders decided to omit some people who simply posted in this thread. The cows have no beef with that, but the chickens yell fowl.

The participation list has been updated. We need ONE more person to make this thing work.

So SOMEBODY step up, would you?

Thanks!

Hit me.