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Hell yeah !!!


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Great hire.
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One concern for Cal is that they are hiring the same type of coach that just got fired. Teddy was also "an offensive guru" and got the job because of it.

Dykes' LA Tech team finished last in total defense this season and 121st of 124 in penalties. But that was still ahead of Cal so I guess he has that going for him.

The key to his success will be who he hires as the DC, and how actively he recruits that side of the ball. Rumors around Tech were that he spent almost zero time with the defensive recruiting, leaving that entirely up to his assistants.
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Dykes?

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... is one of the brightest offensive minds in the country.





He had the most explosive offense in College Football last year.





They scored more points per game than any College Football team in the country...



#1 team in the country at 51.50 points per game. http://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/ ... /team/1028

Total Offense... 2nd in the country just 1/2 a yard per game behind the #1 team. http://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/ ... /team/1027



The most balanced offense in the country...


The #4 passing team in the country

The #18 rushing team in the country.






Some of my sources... say that we'll be bringing in DeWayne Walker as the DC.

If so, this is an excellent choice. He was the DC for Fucla for 3 years and did an outstanding job for them even when the team was complete shit.

In his 3 years with Fucla his teams gave up 331 yards per game... that would place him second in the PAC 12 this year just a little behind Furd.









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offense is this good with 1 and 2 star high school kids... I can't wait to see what he does with Cal's talent on offense.


















The guy is obviously very intelligent, down to earth, open, flexible, and creative ... I think he's a great fit for Cal.

I really think he gets it.

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Left Seater wrote:One concern for Cal is that they are hiring the same type of coach that just got fired. Teddy was also "an offensive guru" and got the job because of it.


Huh ???


News to me... and every other College Football fan in the country.

Offense and guru... don't go in the same sentence when you're talking about Fatfurd.



Oh yeah, Cal has had the best defense in the PAC the last 2 outta 3 years... sup furd.


Imagine what they could do with a decent/great DC ?


In his press conference today ... he said his #1 priority is DC.


http://video.pac-12.com/sonny-dykes-add ... -cal-coach



Cal will be scary good next year.
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Papa Willie wrote:So now Cal has to draw from the bottom of the SE heap. Nice.


Louisiana Tech would probably win the SEC.

They lost by to 2 points to A&M... and Bama lost by 5.

But what does that really matter... A&M is playing in the MNC, right ?



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You southerners are a funny bunch... being all geographically challenged and stuff.


Psssst... Lubbock is in West Texas.

It has more in common with Santa Fe, NM than it does with shotgun shacks and a lack of teeth.



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was raised in Lubbock, went to school in Lubbock (Texas Tech), was the OC at Texas Tech during Mike Leach's "air-raid" days there.

Oh yeah, his Dad was the head coach at Texas Tech and had the most wins of any football coach at Texas Tech.

In other-words... he was raised with electricity.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
M2 wrote: The most balanced offense in the country...
I would suggest that 2800 yards rushing & 2900 yards passing (Alabama) is far more balanced than 2700 yards rushing and 4200 yards passing (LaTech).

Of course, a Cal math wizard may differ with me on that.


Pssst... what's the "subject" of my sentence ???

How in the world would that apply to Alabama ?

A team that plays 4 high schools a year... and is still nestled between Western Michigan and Army statistically.
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Sudden Sam wrote:You're a strange one, m2. Your posts make absolutely no sense at all, but...

Since you got Coach Dykes you've been posting some really nice pics.

What has you so confused... Simply Slow ?
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Sudden Sam wrote:You're a strange one, m2. Your posts make absolutely no sense at all, but...

Since you got Coach Dykes you've been posting some really nice pics.

I'm pretty sure m2 is just trying to prevent anybody who actually works for a living from reading any of his posts.
I have not problem with that, actually, since they're almost always worthless anyway.
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From what I've been reading about Dykes he's not completely stupid....even though he took the Cal job....and he said it's going to be a long and arduous job rebuilding the program. He also needs to improve on the 48% graduation rate...worst in the PAC.
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Mace wrote:From what I've been reading about Dykes he's not completely stupid....


Yeah, I think that's been mentioned.

M2 wrote:The guy is obviously very intelligent, down to earth, open, flexible, and creative ... I think he's a great fit for Cal.

I really think he gets it.

That kinda happens when a College Football coach has a Master's Degree and stuff.
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A Masters Degree? Wow. That's sooo unusual for a college coach. :roll: Now he needs to work on the 52% of his players who don't get their undergrad degrees.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Mace wrote:He also needs to improve on the 48% graduation rate...worst in the PAC.
Ouch!

Those grad rates are from Fatfurd's first 5 years at the school. He's gone now.

and just a little heads up... It's a little bit harder to graduate from one of the top 5 academic schools in the World than it is from an SEC "school". I use the word school very loosely.

It's not Stanfurd... where once your accepted it's simply impossible not to graduate from there. They pass you no matter what.

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M2 wrote: What has you so confused... Simply Slow ?
Your conception of balance is a bit...shall we say...distorted.


Let me help you out here, shall I ???

They actually have an offense ... and they don't just rely on only the pass or the run.

Being that they're in the top 20 in the country in both categories.
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Mace wrote:A Masters Degree? Wow. That's sooo unusual for a college coach. :roll:


Let's see your list of College Football coaches... grandpa.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
M2 wrote: they don't just rely on only the pass or the run.
They've come up with a third means of moving the ball ?!?!

You really aren't this slow, are you ?


Not that it's pertinent... but yes they have.


It's called "Special Teams".
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Sudden Sam wrote: I'm bored.

No, you're actually stupid.


The fact that you had no idea that "Special Teams" was a way of moving the ball, speaks volumes.
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M2 wrote:
Mace wrote:A Masters Degree? Wow. That's sooo unusual for a college coach. :roll:


Let's see your list of College Football coaches... grandpa.
Dykes is hardly the only football coach to have earned a Masters Degree. It's not a requirement at a lot of colleges but it is preferred. Most small colleges....where a lot of Div. I coaches start their careers....do require the degree because the coach is also a teacher.

Dykes has apparently inherited a bunch of underachieving idiots with a 48% team graduation rate, so it will be interesting to see how this extremely intelligent man can relate to the morons he's coaching.
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M2 wrote:
It's not Stanfurd... where once your accepted it's simply impossible not to graduate from there. They pass you no matter what.
I'm pretty sure you have to have a fairly decent grasp of spelling and grammar to get in, though.
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Sudden Sam wrote: Gotcha. So ways of moving the ball are passing it, running it, and special teaming it?

Glad I learned something today.


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M2 wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:
M2 wrote: they don't just rely on only the pass or the run.
They've come up with a third means of moving the ball ?!?!

You really aren't this slow, are you ?


Not that it's pertinent... but yes they have.


It's called "Special Teams".
You’re both idiots of the highest order.
M2- Since when is special teams considered part of the ‘offense’… ya’ know… seeing as how that was the subject of your post?

SS- His post was grammatically correct. It would have been incorrect (albeit, not grammatically) had M2 said ‘they don’t only rely on the pass and run’. Really, this goes back to the elementary days of schooling when one is taught the difference between the usage of ‘and’ and ‘or’. You just went the route of undeniably kicking your own ass. M2 was simply too stupid to call you out on it and effed up himself.
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Ken wrote: M2- Since when is special teams considered part of the ‘offense’… ya’ know… seeing as how that was the subject of your post?

Psst... I NEVER said it was part of the offense.


Since you're so bright... I'm sure you can post where I said it was... since you brought it up, right ?
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Leave it to .m2 to kick his own ass when it comes to education smack.

In the Big XII alone at least 7 of the head coaches have masters degrees. OU, OSU and Tech don't list graduate degrees on their head coaches bios. Granted that doesnt mean they don't have one, but it is unlikely.

Funny that Tech doesn't require one. Oh, wait no it isn't. While Lubbock might not be in the South, it isn't the intellectual heart of Texas either. Granted their tornado research work is great, but I don't want my surgeon saying "guns up.".

But hey, here's hoping Dykes gets Cal turned around cause that is just more gold for us since he is from Texas.
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M2 wrote:
Ken wrote: M2- Since when is special teams considered part of the ‘offense’… ya’ know… seeing as how that was the subject of your post?

Psst... I NEVER said it was part of the offense.


Since you're so bright... I'm sure you can post where I said it was... since you brought it up, right ?
You must have me confused with someone else who would actually waste any more time on your owned ass.

Fuck off.
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Ken wrote:You must have me confused with someone else who would actually waste any more time on your owned ass.

Fuck off.


Don't step up to your intellectual superior and you won't get punked. Those are the best words of advice I can give you.

I knew you wouldn't be able to back up your asinine assertion and called you on it because it made me laugh knowing you wouldn't be able to back it up.


Kinda like it's making me laugh now.
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papa willie knows almost nothing about texans.

wow, i mean really.

there is nothing more special in this world than texans touching themselves about being from texas.

sig me up, whoever....can't let that SECBSH statement pass.

off for a long shower to wash that off. defending texans....groan.
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King Crimson wrote:papa willie knows almost nothing about texans..
This.

Hate to break it to you, Willie, but the Southeast joined Texas. If you haven't gotten this figgered out by now, you will.

It is y'all that try to sound like Texans; it is y'all that play an inferior brand of high school football; and when the Union finally does get around to breaking up, it is y'all that will most likely be looking to join something called the Texas States of America.

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