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Posted: **Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:21 pm**

Rack the hell out of Kirk Cousins for having ice in his veins. Absolutely torched the Browns today. Highly doubt RG3 plays against the pathetic Eagles next week, they'll save him for Week 17 at home against the Girls, who are going to lose to the Stillers today.

Rack the Skins!

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:09 pm**

And guess who they meet in Week 17?

Here come the Cowboys. Tony Romo will brush aside the Saints next week and then clinch the division in Washington. They control their own destiny and will have a home wild card game. The scary thing for the rest of the NFC (I'm looking at you, San Fran and Green Bay)- is that the Cowboys' D is shoring up as the best in the conference. Did you see the way it whored Big Ben yesterday?

HERE COMES DALLAS

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:21 pm**

Dallas is going to get their shit pushed in. Romo pisses his pants in must-win games, and not only are the Saints playing well, they're playing with nothing to lose. That's a dangerous combination.

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:08 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote:

And now Goodell wants to expand the playoffs?! WTF?! What a fucking mess.

Screw the playoffs. They should go to a computerized ranking system and just have the top two play in the Super Bowl. Drop all those boring playoff games and cut straight to the chase. Less likely that way, also, for some undeserving wild card team to get hot and run the table.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:29 am**

Sudden Sam wrote:And now Goodell wants to expand the playoffs?! WTF?!

Goodell was just trying to divert attention away from the current NFL problems (murder-suicides, fatal drunk driving crashes, etc.)

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:23 am**

Our resident tard Sam isn't very good at reading between the lines.

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:52 pm**

Sudden Sam wrote: thus making the regular season worthless.

You're trolling, right? You can't really be that stupid...can you?

Posted: **Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:45 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dallas is going to get their shit pushed in. Romo pisses his pants in must-win games, and not only are the Saints playing well, they're playing with nothing to lose. That's a dangerous combination.

LMAO have you seen this Saints this year? They are technically still alive for the playoffs so they don't have "nothing to lose," dumbass. That O-line will get rocked by the Cowboys D. Dallas is as hot as any team in the playoffs right now and....DeMarco is back! Uhhh ohhhh

The Saints secondary is also a joke and Romo will have a field day against it. Way to kick your own ass. Dallas wins tomorrow and next Sunday and captures the East.

Posted: **Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:51 pm**

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Uhhh ohhhh

Posted: **Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:50 pm**

Dallas controls its own fate and will wrap up the division next week in Washington (they didn't play against DeMarco in the first meeting).
Brees is going to get buried alive today.
Cowboys host a first round playoff game.

Posted: **Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:56 pm**

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote: Brees is going to get buried alive today.

Cowboys may very well win, but Brees will will get his 300 yards and 3 TD's, like clockwork.

Posted: **Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:47 pm**

correction: 446 yards and 3 TD's

Rack your karma YAFJ - you have the midas touch.

Posted: **Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:54 pm**

It just doesn't get old. Queue up the excuses.

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:02 am**

What? Call division titles? Today's game had no bearing. Saints are eliminated from the playoffs and the Cowboys are going to win next week to capture the NFC East just like I said in this thread. FOles threw for over 300 yards today against Washington so what do you think Romo will do?

He'll toast that secondary and Witten will get at least 10 grabs for a couple scores.

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:24 am**

The problem is, the other team gets the ball too.

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:25 pm**

Fukk this working for a living thing. I need to just mortgage the shit out of my house and bet against YAFJ. Should be able to parlay it into a Warren Buffet type fortune by the time the SB rolls around.

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:28 pm**

Ya know that thread with the Monte Hall problem question? If YAFJ is the guy telling you which curtain one of the goats is behind, rather than stick with your original or go to the 3rd option, just change to the curtain he said has a goat. It surely has the fukking car.

Posted: **Mon Dec 24, 2012 8:51 pm**

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:so what do you think Romo will do?

walk off the field a loser, yet again, doing his best Charlie Brown impersonation.

I do want to give it up for Dez Bryant, though. Dude is playing with a broken finger yet having a fantastic season. As for Witten, he just broke Gonzo's NFL single season record for most receptions by a TE.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:15 pm**

Van wrote:The problem is, the other team gets the ball too.

No...the problem is, when they get the ball, the Cowboys are one of the best in the league at defending the pass. The Redskins won't haveas much success throwing as last time. It's always different in the second game and Ryan will adjust and the D will make Griffin look like the rookie he is. The Washington corners are depleted so badly that Dallas will go with a longass bomb on their first possession and will get out to an early 10-0 lead to stfu the crowd. The Redskins line is also more depleted, esp. on the right side, than it was on Thanksgiving, giving the Dallas pass-rushing assrapers more meaty, easy chances to KO RGIII. And Murray is back.

But yeah, I know nothing about football.

Should I wait until tonight or next weekend when Dallas is hosting Seattle at home and another rookie QB to feast on to whip my sausage out and have you all line up one by one on your knees? Let me know.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:59 pm**

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:But yeah, I know nothing about football.

And baseball. Don't forget about baseball.

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:38 pm**

Why make it worse on yourself, mgo? You could have remained anonymous and taken the safe road, but now I'm going to single you out and humiliate you solo. Here's the quote I will remember, and I want everyone here to focus on it and try to memorize it good as we roll into tonight's matchup:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Romo pisses his pants in must-win games

Most likely this will be the last time until next September that Mgo will post here after kicking his own ass with that one. I just pointed out multiple x's and o's on why this game is a lock, and he chose to be stubborn and make himself look like a complete twit. After tonight's 3 TD, 300 yard ho-hum effort by Romo and a division title (a third for Romo....but wait, he sucks in must-win games

) mgo will head for the exits faster than the fans at FedEx when Dallas takes an insurmountable lead early. The Redskins defense is depleted. A 400 yard passing game wouldn't surprise me in the least... I'm calling Dallas 38, Washington 23

Posted: **Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:36 pm**

I'm doing everything in my power to resist laying a couple hundred on the Skins moneyline. My only concern is if RGIII is as gimpy as he was last week. He didn't look overly impressive as a strictly pocket passer, but played well enough to win. However the YaFJ curse is so real and so powerful that it may not matter.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:47 am**

Romo's first series of the game - interception. Was gifted great field position too.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:53 am**

Second series, second INT.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:39 am**

So in a do or die game against a divisional rival with 3 minutes left and down by 3 points, what does Romo do? Throws a pick that was so awful not even YaFJ can blame it on anyone or anything other than Romo.

Wow, who could have seen that one coming!

Outplayed by a rookie QB on one leg, and utterly destroyed by a sixth round rookie RB out of Florida Atlantic.

But...best of all was Romo being Romo.

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:54 pm**

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:

Posted: **Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:43 pm**

Jsc810 wrote:Ask John Elway about that.

Elway wouldn't know anything about it. He was able to take marginally talented teams all the way to the Superbowl. Once he got a solid team around him, he sealed the deal...twice.

Mr. September is just a choking bitch.

Posted: **Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:18 pm**

mvscal wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:Ask John Elway about that.
Elway wouldn't know anything about it. He was able to take marginally talented teams all the way to the Superbowl. Once he got a solid team around him, he sealed the deal...twice.

Mr. September is just a choking bitch.

What ^^^^^ said. Elway might not have got the ring most of his career, but, he took teams with no business getting there to the big game. Homo is lucky to get to the first playoff game.

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:12 pm**

I was positive that Dallas would win based on the better players top to bottom. I didn't realize how hurt Ware was and it didn't help that Miles got hurt and had to leave the game along with some others who suffered injuries. It was a team loss and Romo was put in a tough situation because the usually fearsome D was too banged up to stop that RB.

From what I hear Jerry and his son are going to meet with Garrett in a couple days to evaluate what's up and there could be tough decisions. Definately getting Holmgren or somebody else in there is the difference because Jason Garrett sucks ass as a playcaller and he's the primary reason that the offense wasn't lights out all year. If you follow the Cowboys you'll agree that the play-calling blows. And that's on Garrett. He puts Romo in shit situations with that playcalling. So, get a new head coach, get that line shored up and they'll be fine. I'd like to see Brady, Manning, etc. behind the Cowboys offensive line. They'd put up weaker numbers than Romo did this year.

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:32 pm**

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:I was positive that Dallas would win based on the better players top to bottom. I didn't realize how hurt Ware was and it didn't help that Miles got hurt and had to leave the game along with some others who suffered injuries. It was a team loss and Romo was put in a tough situation because the usually fearsome D was too banged up to stop that RB.

From what I hear Jerry and his son are going to meet with Garrett in a couple days to evaluate what's up and there could be tough decisions. Definately getting Holmgren or somebody else in there is the difference because Jason Garrett sucks ass as a playcaller and he's the primary reason that the offense wasn't lights out all year. If you follow the Cowboys you'll agree that the play-calling blows. And that's on Garrett. He puts Romo in shit situations with that playcalling. So, get a new head coach, get that line shored up and they'll be fine. I'd like to see Brady, Manning, etc. behind the Cowboys offensive line. They'd put up weaker numbers than Romo did this year.

Jerry and his son need to find some mob dudes to whack the biggest fukking interwebs jinx in history. Until they put your ass down, they could start jeeezus f'in christ at QB and it wouldn't matter.

Goobs, you should give jerry a call. Hook him up with some of the OL's people.

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