T1B

In case you haven't had the opportunity to read the "Ucant" thread, it's become quite apparent there is a cock-gazer in our midst.


You better be stout
You better have size
You better be hung
Holy shit, here’s why:
Macey Claus is jotting it down
Macey Claus is jotting it down
Macey Claus is jotting it down

He's gauging your junk,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out whose dong is really nice
Macey Claus is jotting it down
Macey Claus is jotting it down
Macey Claus is jotting it down

He gazes when you're sleeping
He measures when you're awake
He knows if your dick is long or short
So be long for goodness sake

With little tiny cocks and little boy’s cum
jizz jizz jizz on his tummy, tum, tum
Macey Claus is jotting it down
Macey Claus is jotting it down
Macey Claus is jotting it down

He gazes when you're sleeping
He measures when you're awake
He knows if your dick is long or short
So be long for goodness sake
Goodness sake

You better be stout
You better have size
You better be hung
Holy shit, here’s why:
Macey Claus is jotting it down
Macey Claus is jotting it down
Macey Claus is jotting
Macey Claus is jotting
Macey Claus is jotting it down

(Jotting it down)
Macey’s a busy man, he’s so fucking gay
He's got millions of cocks to drain on Christmas day
(Macey Clause is jotting it down)
(Jotting it down)
(Macey Clause is jotting it down)
(Jotting it down)

mace... IRIE... maybe it's an Iowa thing

they do get snowed in a lot in Iowa, which is probably better than the ice we get just south.

grandma got run over by a reindeer
coming home from our house Christmas eve
i don't know if you believe in Santa
but as for me and grandpa, we believe

What is it w you T1B fags and the song parodies? You do realize that this is the gold standard, right?

And all you losers are just his bitches.

Eh, It's just satire. Figured you of all people would understand.

R-Jack wrote:Eh, It's just satire. Figured you of all people would understand.

Understand what? How depraved of talent this board is? Yeah, I got it.

Btw, I understand how fucked up you are, R-Jim, at that ass handing Kid Nashville gave you. That sting you feel? That’s pride fucking with you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps.

Who said anything about Kid Nashville?

that ass handing Kid Nashville gave you

Dee Snutz wrote:Understand what? How depraved of talent this board is?

Double

ucunt wrote:In case you haven't had the opportunity to read the "Ucunt" thread, it's become quite apparent there is a cock-gazer in our midst.


You better be stout
You better have size
You better be hung

^^^ More creativity from the bald and oiled up muscle man with "junk" issues. Steroids didn't do you well, did they?