T1B

Drinking Cook's Brut because that's what we got for a Christmas gift from the neighbor.

Shouldn't this be in the cooking forum?

Vodka and water with a lime. Vodka will be Dripping Springs.

This...



with a couple drops of seven will be my choice tonight.

When are you doing another radio show, Coogs'?

Had this sitting in the cupboard for a couple of years now.

Carson wrote:Drinking Cook's Brut

Might as well save it and mix up some mimosas for New Year's Breakfast/Brunch. It's fairly dreadful on its own.

Thanks for reminding me, gotta pick up some OJ or cranberry juice (poinsettias)at the G-store.

Might pick up up some real champagne or an Asti while there.

Not a big champagne drinker. If I'm going to spend money on wine I'd much rather buy a good red, which is a lot more interesting to me.

That being said, I bought three bottles of the Costco Kirkland Signature Brut, which was being pushed by one of the hawkers at the store for $20.00 a bottle. It's a French brut and they were claiming equal to the mid-priced $40 - $50 labels, which I doubt, but it's prolly drinkable for a toast and good enough for mimosas in the morning. I just squeezed about three dozen navel oranges that I picked off our neighbor's tree where it hangs over into our yard.

Mikey wrote:Not a big champagne drinker.

But a big fast food eater.

Mikey wrote: I just squeezed about three dozen balls that I picked off our neighbor's tree where it hangs over into our yard.

Let me ask you something Mikey, are you trying to be the next indyfrisco, or KC Scrote on the self-bragging spectrum?

Why do you old and fat fucking losers keep trying to impress?

Atomic Punk wrote:Why do you old and fat fucking losers keep trying to impress?

You have an alternative suggestion? Please share. Wouldn't you rather light a candle than curse their darkness? Show them the way, Atomic Punk.

Mikey wrote: I bought three bottles of the Costco Kirkland Signature Brut...for $20.00 a bottle. It's a French brut...

They also told you they wouldn't cum in your mouth, the rotten French bastards...

Atomic Punk wrote:

Mikey wrote: I just squeezed about three dozen balls that I picked off our neighbor's tree where it hangs over into our yard.

Let me ask you something Mikey, are you trying to be the next indyfrisco, or KC Scrote on the self-bragging spectrum?

Why do you old and fat fucking losers keep trying to impress?

Why do you think squeezing balls is bragging? I bet as a male nurse, you squeeze dozens more balls/day, you despicable fucking tranny. How many comatose, 87 year old men did you grope today, faggot?

ucuntdoit2 wrote: Why do you think squeezing balls is bragging? I bet as a male nurse, you squeeze dozens more balls/day, you despicable fucking tranny. How many comatose, 87 year old men did you grope today, faggot?

ucunt comes in with a response only a Cuda troll can love.

You are a miserable fucktard and all you can cum up with is male nurse with an old men reference? You couldn't get laid in a morgue. So STFU already.

I'll bet anything you haven't been laid in eons... even to a fat and ugly old lady. I've never heard you talk about your conquests as braggards like yourself always do here. If you are an iron pumping bad ass, where are the stories of how you pull chicks?

Are you lonesome tonight?
~Elvis

Keep stroking you fucking bald headed, Mike Tyson voiced, shrivelled nuts, douchebag mother fucker.

mvscal wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:Why do you old and fat fucking losers keep trying to impress?

You have an alternative suggestion? Please share. Wouldn't you rather light a candle than curse their darkness? Show them the way, Atomic Punk.

I'm still trying to figure out what AP found to be so impressive. The $20 champagne or helping myself to the neighbors' oranges.

OK, I think maybe when I wrote French brut he prolly thought I meant French brute. I can see now why he got so flustered. Not everybody has ready access to a French brute.

Mikey wrote:

mvscal wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:Why do you old and fat fucking losers keep trying to impress?

You have an alternative suggestion? Please share. Wouldn't you rather light a candle than curse their darkness? Show them the way, Atomic Punk.

I'm still trying to figure out what AP found to be so impressive. The $20 champagne or helping myself to the neighbors' oranges.

OK, I think maybe when I wrote French brut he prolly thought I meant French brute. I can see now why he got so flustered. Not everybody has ready access to a French brute.

An alternative suggestion is for you to stick the bottle up your fat ass. Wait, have somebody do it for you since you can't even wipe it.

Death Pool 2013 is you to be attacked by angry racoons and your carcass is dissolved in your pool. After that, the racoons will chew away the foundation of your fruit basket "green energy" eyesore in the back yard to electrify the water your fat and bald ass drowned in.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:

Mikey wrote: I just squeezed about three dozen balls that I picked off our neighbor's tree where it hangs over into our yard.

Let me ask you something Mikey, are you trying to be the next indyfrisco, or KC Scrote on the self-bragging spectrum?

Why do you old and fat fucking losers keep trying to impress?

Why do you think squeezing balls is bragging? I bet as a male nurse, you squeeze dozens more balls/day, you despicable fucking tranny. How many comatose, 87 year old men did you grope today, faggot?

Probably none.

He's already admitted to hanging around schools lately.

I'm sure Atomic Puke has a bottle of Ripple chilling for tonight's binge errr celebration.

Diego in Seattle wrote:

I'm sure Atomic Puke has a bottle of Ripple chilling for tonight's binge errr celebration.

Seems to me like maybe he's already working on # 3 or 4, topped of with a few blasts of vintage Sterno.

Seeing Mikey siding with a certified, ankle brace wearing pedophile makes me wonder what is going through the lard-filled mind of Mikey. Lard filling sounds disgusting to anybody, but to Mikey it's enticing and tempting as it solves the hunger to keep the 35% body fat.

To Pedo in Seattle, he has now gained knowledge of what substance to lube an anus of innocent prey that may not be able to outrun him.

Atomic Punk wrote:I've never heard you talk about your conquests as braggards like yourself always do here.

I don't talk to you, so of course you haven't heard a thing, you impressive pile of stupidity. And there's a good reason you haven't read about any of my conquests. See. I married a woman.

Conversely, you dress like one. BODE me.

If you were as drunk as I am right now, you'd be fucking a fat big tittied woman.

Rack me

Celebrate the new year by watching atomic panties give a great display of his inferiority complex. This could be epoch.

Have some more drinks and break out the camera mr. diaper changer, what could go wrong?

Imus wrote: what could go wrong?

Has there ever been a worse piece of shit troller... ever?

Atomic Punk wrote:

Imus wrote: what could go wrong?

Has there ever been a worse piece of shit troller... ever?

Cuda, you can get hit in the head with a shovel like a bad dog and you'd still be too fucking stupid to understand why you are a complete fucking useless tard. BTW, where did you find that self-ass kicking pic that has never been posted here before?

Cuda wrote:

Admins, please take away Cunta's one and only defense with his 3 lol's. Cunta, you are a fool. You realize that, yes? Smilies in return won't do you well you stupid pile of a shit troller. You are a worm and a worthless oxygen thief.

at you, zz, not with you

Cuda wrote:at you, zz, not with you

What's it like having a 'roided freak lick his salty sweat off your tramp stamped lower back after he cums inside you?

Atomic Punk wrote:

Cuda wrote:at you, zz, not with you

What's it like having a 'roided freak lick his salty sweat off your tramp stamped lower back after he cums inside you?

Why do you wanna know? You sound like you might be on the fence about something.

Dee Snutz wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:

Cuda wrote:at you, zz, not with you

What's it like having a 'roided freak lick his salty sweat off your tramp stamped lower back after he cums inside you?

Why do you wanna know? You sound like you might be on the fence about something.

Stick to what you do best. Looking for dead birds in the sky can be a full-time career for you... you'll get an Obama check worth it's monetary weight soon.

Atomic Punk wrote: Stick to what you do best. Looking for dead birds in the sky can be a full-time career for you... you'll get an Obama check worth it's monetary weight soon.

And you stick to doing what you do best. Being a golf bag for dicks.

Dee Snutz wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote: Stick to what you do best. Looking for dead birds in the sky can be a full-time career for you... you'll get an Obama check worth it's monetary weight soon.

And you stick to doing what you do best. Being a golf bag for dicks.

Devastating smack right there in the IKYABWAI category. Impressive to say the very least.

Atomic Punk wrote:

Dee Snutz wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote: Stick to what you do best. Looking for dead birds in the sky can be a full-time career for you... you'll get an Obama check worth it's monetary weight soon.

And you stick to doing what you do best. Being a golf bag for dicks.

Devastating smack right there in the IKYABWAI category. Impressive to say the very least.

Translation: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

It's never not funny watching an imbecile giving everyone a smack breakdown analysis.

You should write a book on how you ran Jay and Mace off the board. I can't imagine anybody being as adept at smack as you. "Everyone" is giving you a golf clap right now. If I started a pizza business I'd hire you to be the delivery driver.

Atomic Punk wrote:You should write a book on how you ran Jay and Mace off the board. I can't imagine anybody being as adept at smack as you. "Everyone" is giving you a golf clap right now. If I started a pizza business I'd hire you to be the delivery driver.

Adept at smack? I'm not a smacker. Never claimed to be. But I'm dying to know where you rate yourself as one. Assuming Jay and Mace are the gold standard. Because the "If I started a pizza business" smack is like the fucking atomic bomb of smack. Clear a space in the HOF. Seriously, somebody get this fucking wolverine off me.

Dee Snutz wrote:But I'm dying to know where you rate yourself as one.

I'll piss my answer on your grave in cursive since you are dying to know.

Atomic Punk wrote:

Dee Snutz wrote:But I'm dying to know where you rate yourself as one.

I'll piss my answer on your grave in cursive since you are dying to know.

I'd practice it a couple times beforehand. It might be tough to squat and waddle around w your panties around your ankles over fresh dirt. That # sign might prove particularly problematic.

Dee Snutz wrote:

Atomic Punk wrote:

Cuda wrote:at you, zz, not with you

What's it like having a 'roided freak lick his salty sweat off your tramp stamped lower back after he cums inside you?

Why do you wanna know? You sound like you might be on the fence about something.

it's not that he's ON the fence; he just yearns for some help OVER the fence

Cuda wrote: it's not that he's ON the fence; he just yearns for some help OVER the fence

I didn't want to point out the obvious. But with 0% margin of error, a heterosexual man has never uttered the words...

What's it like having a 'roided freak lick his salty sweat off your tramp stamped lower back after he cums inside you?

I'm shocked Cunta would side or hide under the sheets with a shit troll. That's not his style, right?