can you please expound upon your knowledge and expertise of "parody song writing"?
Sudden Sam wrote:Actually some of the stuff my writing partner and I did was quite good. Not everbody has a knack for the flow and possesses the vocabulary to do good parodies.
I find so many hiphop lyrics to be on a 6 year old's level. What passes for "songs" in so many cases now is pitiful writing. The desperate stretches for rhymes should be embarrassing to these "writers", but I'm sure they're just fine as they count their millions.
I may be ancient, but I know good lyrics from weak shit.
I'm particularly interested in your "knack" for flow and whatever the fuck you are attempting to say in that befuddled sentence. And please tell us what makes you qualified to know good lyrics from "weak shit". I'm assuming there's a Pulitzer, a Grammy, a Nobel, or at the very least one Soundscan tic to register one sale of something you've done.
I'll hang up and listen.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:16 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:27 am
by Mace
Apparently Kid Nashville enjoys being fist-fucked and just keeps coming back for more.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:46 am
by Dee Snutz
Mace wrote:Apparently Kid Nashville enjoys being fist-fucked and just keeps coming back for more.
Hey, Mace. I realize that you're a probation/parole officer and that ass rape is part of your threatening indoctrination of the poor pathetic misanthropes that have found themselves under your charge. But here on this messageboard, I really don't fear your ass rape threats.
And I'm not Kid Nashville. You're even a shitty ump. keep your eye on the ball, Francis.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:51 am
by Mace
Dee Snutz wrote:Hey, Mace. I realize that you're a probation/parole officer and that ass rape is part of your threatening indoctrination of the poor pathetic misanthropes that have found themselves under your charge. But here on this messageboard, I really don't fear your ass rape threats.
Fear them? Hell, you invite them and enjoy them.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:00 am
by Dee Snutz
Mace wrote:
Dee Snutz wrote:Hey, Mace. I realize that you're a probation/parole officer and that ass rape is part of your threatening indoctrination of the poor pathetic misanthropes that have found themselves under your charge. But here on this messageboard, I really don't fear your ass rape threats.
Fear them? Hell, you invite them and enjoy them.
32 years as a parole officer? What was plan B?
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:12 am
by Dee Snutz
Mace found a job in life where he wouldn't always be the biggest loser in the room. Parole/probation officer. Oh, and let's not forget he became an umpire/ref when he couldn't actually be an athlete. Now he's got the internet.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:03 am
by Dee Snutz
Hey, Mace. What exactly are the qualifications to get your job? Besides having a pulse.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:18 am
by mvscal
Dee Snutz wrote:I'm particularly interested in your "knack" for flow...
Who could have guessed?
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 4:30 am
by Dee Snutz
This is where we get referees/umpires, probation officers, ass rape messageboard smackers, and song parody writers.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 2:49 pm
by Carson
Getting called out by Skid Markville...wow.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:33 pm
by Mace
Dee Snutz wrote:What was plan B?
Plan B? I suppose it would have been moving to Nashville and working in a guitar shop for minimum wage.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:40 pm
by Dee Snutz
Sudden Sam wrote:Lemme put it to you like this, Dee...
If Kanye West is a genius, I'm the fuckin' son of a bizarre Einstein/Hawking union.
Kanye's sold roughly 15 million albums. How's your sales?
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 6:52 pm
by Dee Snutz
Mace wrote:
Dee Snutz wrote:What was plan B?
Plan B? I suppose it would have been moving to Nashville and working in a guitar shop for minimum wage.
That would require talent and skill. Fortunately your career could be obtained for $19.95 on-line.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:04 pm
by Mace
Dee Snutz wrote: That would require talent and skill. Fortunately your career could be obtained for $19.95 on-line.
It's not surprising that, in your neck of the woods, anyone who can read that book gets the job. The ones who can't read the book get a job stringing guitars for minimum wage.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:53 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:03 pm
by Dee Snutz
Sudden Sam wrote:
Dee Snutz wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Lemme put it to you like this, Dee...
If Kanye West is a genius, I'm the fuckin' son of a bizarre Einstein/Hawking union.
Kanye's sold roughly 15 million albums. How's your sales?
You equate sales with genius?
'nuff said.
I didn't say he was a genius. You did. I'm simply stating a fact. When you sell 15 million units, you can say shit like this.
I may be ancient, but I know good lyrics from weak shit.
And you can also look down and see your dick in this mouth.
...while you're looking down and seeing your dick in this.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 8:12 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
holy guacamole!
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 9:06 pm
by Dee Snutz
Sudden Sam wrote:
Dee Snutz wrote:
I didn't say he was a genius. You did. I'm simply stating a fact. When you sell 15 million units, you can say shit like this.
Sudden Sam wrote:I may be ancient, but I know good lyrics from weak shit.
No, I can say that without selling 1 unit.
In fairness, that's a true statement. I guess it's the "nobody gives a shit" that I'm inferring.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:55 am
by Dee Snutz
Mace wrote:
Dee Snutz wrote: That would require talent and skill. Fortunately your career could be obtained for $19.95 on-line.
It's not surprising that, in your neck of the woods, anyone who can read that book gets the job. The ones who can't read the book get a job stringing guitars for minimum wage.
Hey, Mace, thank God for the shit job of corralling society's scourge. It saved your dumb ass from minimum wage and freed the rest of us from having to do it ourselves. Kinda like they gave Quasimodo the job of ringing the bell. We appreciate your 32 years of service. :grin:
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:31 am
by Dee Snutz
Roach wrote:Hey Snutz, just wondering, how old are you?
Yeah, aren't you the creep that thought I was a six yr old boy?
Roach wrote:
Dee Snutz wrote: What's probably happened is that you matured . . .
"matured?" That's a pretty big word for a six year old like you, Snutz.
Yeah, that's you. Is there a "block user" function on this board so I don't have to be surprised by pictures of this loser's dick in my pm box?
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:04 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:51 pm
by Smackie Chan
Sudden Sam wrote:Some random Kanye:
Back to the point, I don't feel y'all
You the type of mvscals shopin' in the mall
Fucking ranches with dirty drawers
Now don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong
I'm a turned up nigga with a couple of flaws
I've been doing some shit that wouldn't get me rich
Fuck a bad flip, that's real shit
On to the next like real quick
Wow, Coco, white girl sipping that cocoa
That mean nothing to our personal
No disrespect, I might flex tho
Yep, that's brilliant stuff.
Bust a cap in his nigga ass, Sam. I could use the Death Pool points.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:20 pm
by Dee Snutz
Sudden Sam wrote:Some random Kanye:
Back to the point, I don't feel y'all
You the type of mvscals shopin' in the mall
Fucking ranches with dirty drawers
Now don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong
I'm a turned up nigga with a couple of flaws
I've been doing some shit that wouldn't get me rich
Fuck a bad flip, that's real shit
On to the next like real quick
Wow, Coco, white girl sipping that cocoa
That mean nothing to our personal
No disrespect, I might flex tho
Yep, that's brilliant stuff.
There's shit I don't appreciate either, Sam. You know what I do? I just don't listen to it. To bitch and complain about it would make me look like an envious, inferiority addled loser. Kinda like you're looking now.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:54 pm
by Dee Snutz
Roach wrote:
Dee Snutz wrote: To bitch and complain about it would make me look like an envious, inferiority addled loser.
Kinda like you have done in 80% of your last 100 posts! What a dumb ass you are, go look in the mirror.
And yes, you Do look like an envious, inferiority addled loser.
That has got to be the best "shoot your own toes off" post ever.
To what public school system do we owe a debt of gratitude for your reading comprehension skills, dumbass?
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:57 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Dee Snutz has been handing Slobbering Sam and Roach their asses over the last few months. Granted, that's like the Nazi's rolling through Lichtenstein, but becoming a T1B Titan of Smack (TM) is no small feat.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:13 pm
by Dee Snutz
Sudden Sam wrote:
Gee, I would have expected more from someone claiming to be so talented w words.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:23 pm
by Dee Snutz
Sudden Sam wrote:
Dee Snutz wrote:
Gee, I would have expected more from someone claiming to be so talented w words.
Why would I waste my brilliance in here?
No, it's pretty obvious you've reserved it for your stupidity.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:52 pm
by Dee Snutz
Sudden Sam wrote:Damn right.
Well, that was kinda anti-climactic.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:09 pm
by Dee Snutz
Sudden Sam wrote:This thread is beyond boring.
Talent is not a prerequisite for making money.
Really?!?!
I wouldn't trade my life for one like Kanye's...or any celebrity for that matter.
Where's that line forming for those people wanting to trade for your life?
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:02 pm
by Dee Snutz
Ok, let's dispense w the nonsense, Sam, and allow me to present you w a clue. You're not a genius. Not even close. In fact, based on all the evidence presented, all indications point to you being a bit of an idiot. And the fact that you can't recognize talent precludes you from possessing it. But don't let this news discourage you from persisting to alleviate all doubt.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:19 pm
by Van
DN wrote:And the fact that you can't recognize talent precludes you from possessing it.
Patently false. Many coaches/critics/talent scouts are excellent judges of talent despite possessing none of their own. Conversely, many absurdly talented types have absolutely no ability to judge talent in others. There are countless examples of both.
No idea how you ever came to such a wildly wrong conclusion.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:23 pm
by Smackie Chan
Van wrote:No idea how you ever came to such a wildly wrong conclusion.
Merely being Dee isn't sufficient explanation?
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:38 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Van wrote:No idea how you ever came to such a wildly wrong conclusion.
Not a wrong conclusion Van. Dee is just doing what he does, ignoring logic, avoiding the question(s) and spinning whatever is being discussed into nonsensical non-sequiturs.
However, according to ucant and a jizz mopper, the guy is genius. Guess that backs up your critic vs. talent vs. judgement observation.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:38 pm
by Dee Snutz
Van wrote:
DN wrote:And the fact that you can't recognize talent precludes you from possessing it.
Patently false. Many coaches/critics/talent scouts are excellent judges of talent despite possessing none of their own. Conversely, many absurdly talented types have absolutely no ability to judge talent in others. There are countless examples of both.
No idea how you ever came to such a wildly wrong conclusion.
Totally convoluted, short sighted logic. Coaches have a talent, they design a game plan and recognize the components to assemble a winning team. They are former athletes and move on to coaching for their experience and wisdom. Talented athletes that fail as coaches have nothing to do w this discussion, although they are a simple product of poor communication skills.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:41 pm
by Van
Wrong. Pure and simple.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:44 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Dee Snutz wrote:Totally convoluted, short sighted logic. Coaches have a talent, they design a game plan and recognize the components to assemble a winning team. They are former athletes and move on to coaching for their experience and wisdom. Talented athletes that fail as coaches have nothing to do w this discussion, although they are a simple product of poor communication skills.
Talent coaches as in "music". Not athletes. And you are correct in saying that athletes have nothing whatsoever to do with this discussion, so why bring it up in the first place? Oh yes...because as I already have stated, that's what you do.
Keep up the good work Dee.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:46 pm
by Dee Snutz
Ok, let's review today's lesson.
Wealth, fame, and renown are easily obtained by talentless people while geniuses wallow in morbidly anonymous obscurity and writing ass rape parody songs on T1B.
Got it.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:52 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Not only that Sam, but his viewpoint came from glorious 3D!
Of course, there was a slight glitch in the design of his glasses.
Re: Hey Sudden Sam...
Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:54 pm
by Dee Snutz
Ok, let's try this, Sam. Is the following statement a fact, or an opinion?
