Brent Musberger, heterosexual male and fucking proud of it. Too bad hes not fucking man enough to tell ESPN to go fuck themselves and their stupid ass apology. Whats wrong with saying a woman is beautiful?
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:25 am
by Wolfman
I'll 2st that. Of course, the irony is that had "Our Lady" made a game of it, this likely would not have happened.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:04 am
by H4ever
Well since it's a crime to be a white man in this country, it might as well be a crime to be heterosexual and proud of it. Nobody says a damn thing when Elton Jon, Ellen (or any other high-profile homo) are gushing about their same-sex attractions on television. I wish I was a black Jewish lesbian in a wheel-chair with a speech impediment.....I would own this fucking country.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:25 am
by Atomic Punk
H4ever wrote:I wish I was a black Jewish lesbian in a wheel-chair with a speech impediment.....I would own this fucking country.
Obongo owns this country and there isn't anything anybody can do about it. Might as well hi-jack a thread since it seems a few here can't google a pic of her.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:02 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Atomic Punk wrote:
H4ever wrote:I wish I was a black Jewish lesbian in a wheel-chair with a speech impediment.....I would own this fucking country.
Obongo owns this country and there isn't anything anybody can do about it. Might as well hi-jack a thread since it seems a few here can't google a pic of her.
Find any good tips on lingerie buys in the future?
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:43 pm
by Imus
Atomic Punk wrote:
H4ever wrote:I wish I was a black Jewish lesbian in a wheel-chair with a speech impediment.....I would own this fucking country.
Obongo owns this country and there isn't anything anybody can do about it. Might as well hi-jack a thread since it seems a few here can't google a pic of her.
What's the cheapest way to buy industrial ethanol these days?
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:17 pm
by Left Seater
Katherine Webb has spoken and said no appology was necessary.
ESPN looks even worse now that they have issued one anyway. Just another example of the PC police running crazy.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:37 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Left Seater wrote:Katherine Webb has spoken and said no appology was necessary.
Uhm. She wasn't the person watching/hearing the broadcast, so what exactly is your point here? If Brent called someone a "dumb mvscal" and dude in question said, "that's okay, I am a dumb mvscal" then no apology would be necessary?
Left Seater wrote:ESPN looks even worse now that they have issued one anyway. Just another example of the PC police running crazy.
While I don't think Brent's take was necessarily apology-worthy either, listening to it did give me the douche-chills. I wasn't offended, I just thought it was a fucking stupid thing to say. Maybe ESPN is apologizing for making anyone listen to a damned thing this jizz-blanket has to say. I mean, seriously, how does this a-hole even have a job? I swear this dude must have pictures of ESPN's CEO blowing a billy goat or something. He's dreadful...
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:04 pm
by R-Jack
Left Seater wrote:Katherine Webb has spoken
....and the fantasy dies.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:20 pm
by Go Coogs'
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: I mean, seriously, how does this a-hole even have a job? I swear this dude must have pictures of ESPN's CEO blowing a billy goat or something. He's dreadful...
Well, you hate every p-b-p guy, so who gives a fuck what you think.
I thought it was funny and harmless. People are WAY to sensitive nowadays.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:31 pm
by Mikey
Burnt Hamburger is an ass. No matter how you look at it.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:29 pm
by smackaholic
I just don't get how that fukking guy stays employed. Hands down the worst sports announcer on TV. He was tolerable back in the dark ages as the anchor for CBS NFL coverage, but, in the booth, he sucks harder than m2 in an NBA locker room.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:13 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Go Coogs' wrote:Well, you hate every p-b-p guy, so who gives a fuck what you think.
I thought it was funny and harmless. People are WAY to sensitive nowadays.
Gus Johnson and Musburger announce every game for all sports?
75 year old men literally gushing over the beauty of someone 50 years younger than them is not funny. It's embarrassing. Had he said, "Folks... <pause>.... would you check out this broad. Hey pardner, wouldn't you love to throw a shot into that?", now that would have been funny.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:31 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Meh. She needs to mix in a salad and a P90X marathon.
-Rack Fu
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:53 pm
by R-Jack
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Meh. She needs to mix in a salad and a P90X marathon.
-Rack Fu
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:47 am
by War Wagon
Trampis wrote:Whats wrong with saying a woman is beautiful?
Not a damn thing.
Now, if he had said he'd like to bend her over after taking 6 Viagara, that would've been wrong.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:00 am
by Dinsdale
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Hey pardner
Per the rules, I drank.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:54 am
by Smackie Chan
Mikey wrote:Hamburger is an ass.
It can be, but doesn't necessarily have to be...
If it is labeled "Ground Beef" it can be made from any part of the cow (except organs) and can be as much as 30% fat, but the fat must be from the same meat that is ground. In other words, fat cannot be added from other parts of the cow.
If it is labeled "Hamburger", fat can be added (along with water, seasonings etc.) but it still cannot exceed 30%.
:wink:
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:53 pm
by Smackie Chan
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:75 year old men literally gushing over the beauty of someone 50 years younger than them is not funny. It's embarrassing.
I admit it would be funnier, and probably more embarrassing, if said 75-yr-old man commented on someone who looks like Barbara Bush by saying, "Now friends, that right thar is some tappable tail!"
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:43 pm
by Mikey
Smackie Chan wrote:
Mikey wrote:Hamburger is an ass.
It can be, but doesn't necessarily have to be...
If it is labeled "Ground Beef" it can be made from any part of the cow (except organs) and can be as much as 30% fat, but the fat must be from the same meat that is ground. In other words, fat cannot be added from other parts of the cow.
If it is labeled "Hamburger", fat can be added (along with water, seasonings etc.) but it still cannot exceed 30%.
:wink:
I see what you mean, but calling Mussberger a rump roast just doesn't work as well.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:19 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Left Seater wrote:ESPN looks even worse now that they have issued one anyway. Just another example of the PC police running crazy.
As a heterosexual male, I see nothing wrong with complimenting a woman on her beauty. Musberger's comments kinda-sorta ventured into the lecherous/creepy realm, given the age difference between him and Katherine Webb, as well as his perseverance in making them. Still, nothing beyond the pale of what one might overhear in a bar, so no harm/no foul at that point.
Where I think he might have overstepped things a bit was with the throwaway line -- an exhortation to the young boys in Alabama to "get out in your backyard with Daddy and throw the old pigskin around." That might have been interpreted as meaning that in Alabama, attractive women are little more than trophies to be awarded based on football excellence. Remember, after all, this game was drawing a broader TV audience than your typical, run-of-the-mill college football game.
Of course, Musberger's stock-in-trade is his tendency to say stupid shit that he doesn't realize is stupid, so one should consider the source.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:29 pm
by Mace
Musberger's comments were totally harmless. He might be 75 years old but he's not dead.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:46 pm
by Mace
Sudden Sam wrote:
What would those in here who are so PC-oriented have preferred he said when the camera was on her?
"There's something wrong with A.J. if he's not pumping more than iron in the off-season."
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:59 pm
by Derron
Sudden Sam wrote:
Mace wrote:Musberger's comments were totally harmless. He might be 75 years old but he's not dead.
No kidding.
What should he have said?
What would those in here who are so PC-oriented have preferred he said when the camera was on her?
Something like, " That is Camerons girlfriend, whom he is very lucky to still be fucking today. Since he is not going to the NFL, and will likely fall back on his liberal arts degree in English lit or some shit like that, she will soon dump his ass and go mud shark for some rich NFL home boy instead. "
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:23 pm
by Mace
If it had been me, I'd have said "look at A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend, Miss Alabama....she's too young for me but, boy, I'd sure like to lay the wood to A.J.'s mom."
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:22 pm
by Screw_Michigan
KC Scott wrote:Maybe she already got a few cell pics from a certain retired QB in Mississippi
That's probably the highlight of her career.
Re: Rack Brent Musberger
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:54 pm
by Dr. Bob
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Musberger's comments kinda-sorta ventured into the lecherous/creepy realm, given the age difference between him and Katherine Webb, as well as his perseverance in making them.r all, this game was drawing a broader TV audience than your typical, run-of-the-mill college football game.
Of course, Musberger's stock-in-trade is his tendency to say stupid shit that he doesn't realize is stupid, so one should consider the source.
Don't forget that last year he was doing the same thing (lecherous/creepy) but instead of 'Miss Alabama' it was the 'Honeybadger'. He must have said Honeybadger about 100 times and each time it got progressively more drawn out and sappy - so much so that I started to wonder if he was reminiscing about Mrs. Musburger's....well...muss-burger.