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Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:55 pm
by Cuda
...how dangerous their jobs are, feel free to tell them they're fucking full of shit

Top 10 Most Dangerous Occupations from 2008 to 2013:

1. Commercial Fisherman
121.2 per 100,000 full-time workers in 2011 -- More deadly than before.
116 Deaths per 100,000 in 2010;
129 deaths and 61 injuries per 100,000 for 2008

2. Loggers
102.4 /100,00 in 2011. Still second place, but fewer deaths. 91.9/100,000 in 2010 -- Same place rank as 2008.

3. Commercial Pilot
57.0/100,000 in 2011.
Up from #6 in 2008.

4. Trash Collector
Was # 7 in 2010; became deadlier 41.2/100,000 in 2011
29.8 per 100,000 -- Down from #5 in 2008

5. Roofers
41.2/100,000 in 2011
29.8 per 100,000 -- Down from #5 in 2008

6. Structural Iron and Steel Workers: 26.9/100,000 in 2011
Not in the Top 10 in 2010.

7. Farmers and Ranchers: Was #4 in 2010, becoming safer. 25.3/100,000 in 2011
41.4 per 100,000 in 2010 -- Same place rank as 2008.

8. Driver/Sales Workers and Truck Drivers: Same rank as 2010, but higher death rate. 24/100,000 in 2011.
21.8 per 100,000 in 2010-- Up from #17 in 2008.

9. Electrical Power-Line Installers and Repairers: 20.3/100,000 in 2011. Not in the Top 10 for the last several years. Workers in these occupations have been complaining that the work is deadlier than people think from seeing the Deadliest List.

10. Taxi Drivers and Chauffeurs: 19.7/100,000 in 2011. Not in the Top 10 in 2010.
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Job Titles that dropped out of the Top 10 Deadliest Jobs from 2010 to 2011:
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5. Mining Machine Operators: 38.7 per 100,000 in 2010-- Up from #8 in 2008. See: The Millfield Mining Disaster.
9. Industrial Machinery Installation, Repair and Maintenance Workers: 20.3 per 100,000 in 2010
10. Police and Sheriff's Officers: 18.0 per 100,000 in 2010 -- Up from #12 in 2008.


Cops only briefly made the top 10 list in 2010, but dropped out of it the next year.

I rarely cross-post these days, but I'm sure I can get some heads to explode over here too

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:20 pm
by Wolfman
What I said somewhere else.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:56 pm
by Sirfindafold
I NEVER MAKE ANY LISTS!!!

sin,

Mikey - The resident jizz mopper

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:23 am
by Trampis
Im in at #7.

Ill see if I can make it another year without getting a shirtsleeve caught in a pto shaft or getting baled/swathed up.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:30 am
by Cuda
who'd have thunk even Derron is braver than der Polizei

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:39 am
by The Seer
Cuda wrote:Top 10 Most Dangerous Occupations from 2008 to 2013:

3. Commercial Pilot
57.0/100,000 in 2011.
Up from #6 in 2008.

:shock:

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:13 pm
by BSmack
I want to know how being a fucking garbageman is so dangerous. The ones that pick up trash in my town have all been doing it forever.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:02 pm
by Wolfman
True that. A guy I knew back north was the manager of the local dump land-fill. He was killed when the machine they use to pack down the trash slipped out of neutral gear and ran over him while he was taking a leak. Turn the engine off folks. He had quite the porn mag collection from the stuff he found.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 3:27 pm
by Python
Cuda wrote:
Roofer
Doesn't post here anymore.

And I would think 7 foot tall DJs would be on that list too.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:03 pm
by Rooster
Suh-weeet! #3. Might get myself hurt or killed this year, nothing new there.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:24 pm
by Derron
Rooster wrote:Suh-weeet! #3. Might get myself hurt or killed this year, nothing new there.
Only if you operate under LTardS rules of aviation principles.

I would be a combination of logging, truck driving and farming, but do not do enough of each anymore to have much risk.

The farming numbers just say that the economies of scale are getting larger, less people are farming with larger equipment and exposure is reduced. It is still a gig that can bite you in the ass real fast and real bad. I work about 2 - 3 days per week, in those occupations in season, being careful is the order of the day. When I operated my construction business we had about 6 to 10 employees at any one time and had 1, $ 400 WC on the job accident over 10 years. Watching what the fuck you do pays off big in any of those yobs.

I am thinking the taxi driver thing is from catching a bullet in the dome during the robberies.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:03 pm
by Diego in Seattle
My uncle was a rancher. On one hand he only had a thumb due to an accident of some sort (can't remember the details).

A commercial pilot's job is more dangerous than a p/o or ff? That's a bunch of bullshit, unless they include the guys in 3st world countries flying poorly maintained aircraft.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:59 pm
by Cuda
Numbers are from the US Gubmint, Diego. Go argue with Obama if you don't like it
But the latest data from the federal Bureau of Labor Statistics once again show that these groups of government employees work in relatively safe professions, with firefighters having a lower death rate than the average American worker and barely edging out cashiers in terms of putting their lives on the line. Most cashiers are killed on the job because of homicides, whereas a quarter of firefighter deaths are from truck accidents – and the numbers have declined, apparently, after concerted efforts to convince these heroes to buckle their seatbelts.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:10 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Only a dingleberry like Cuddles would hate on cops and firemen. Die in a backdraft, you polesmoking pile of shit.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:07 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Python wrote:
And I would think 7 foot tall DJs would be on that list too.
Rack Python!

Now I must check the bus schedule.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 1:28 am
by War Wagon
a Twis sighting?

chickens coming home to roost or some such.

check out Bri's radio show tonight if you're not too busy watching porn.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:19 am
by nostra
Cuda wrote:

4. Trash Collector
Was # 7 in 2010; became deadlier 41.2/100,000 in 2011
29.8 per 100,000 -- Down from #5 in 2008


5. Roofers
41.2/100,000 in 2011
29.8 per 100,000 -- Down from #5 in 2008
riveting stuff

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:21 pm
by BSmack
War Wagon wrote:a Twis sighting?

chickens coming home to roost or some such.

check out Bri's radio show tonight if you're not too busy watching porn.
Maybe he's hair pie?

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:28 pm
by Cuda
Screw_Michigan wrote:Only a dingleberry like Cuddles would hate on cops and firemen. Die in a backdraft, you polesmoking pile of shit.
Oh, Felchco, why didn't you just come out and say your new boyfriend was a cop?

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:19 am
by Atomic Punk
Ctrl-Cunta has riveting info. Pay attention lest you want to suffer the wrath of a shit troll when he cowers and signs out... and back in.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:58 pm
by Moby Dick
just cause a fucker doesnt die on his job doesnt mean it aint dangerous.


i constantly work around 15k lbs of pressurized iron constantly going up and down...where at any moment in all honesty can bust apart and seriously either hurt a guy or end his life.


but it isnt on the list...

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:39 pm
by Cuda
This is the first I've heard of this, Moby. Why is it you're not constantly reminding everyone how dangerous your job is and how heroic you are?

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:05 pm
by War Wagon
Because just living in Oklahoma and driving their shit roads is heroic in and of itself, Coods. Fracking is a whole 'nother story.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:10 pm
by Imus
Cuda wrote:This is the first I've heard of this, Moby. Why is it you're not constantly reminding everyone how dangerous your job is and how heroic you are?
It's because, like atomic panties, he has little or no penis. Compensation ya know.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:37 pm
by Dr. Bob
Python wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Roofer
Doesn't post here anymore.

And I would think 7 foot tall DJs would be on that list too.
I wonder what MC 900 FT Jesus would think about this.

Re: Next time a Cop or Fireman tells you

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:49 pm
by Dr. Bob
War Wagon wrote:Because just living in Oklahoma and driving their shit roads is heroic in and of itself, Coods. Fracking is a whole 'nother story.

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