What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:52 pm
You know it's gotten bad when the best compliment you can pay him nowadays is that he's an "edgy Bob Vila."
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Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:54 pm
It's so bad, I emailed Microsoft asking them to custom build me the world's most durable scroll wheel.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:55 pm
Well, it's safe to say poptart didn't run him...
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:59 pm
He's gotten so boring his "roommate" found his own apartment.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:06 am
Maybe his own awesomeness tipped over...and now he's trapped underneath it and can't reach his computer...
Did you ever consider that, you heartless monster?
Did you ever consider that, you heartless monster?
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:24 am
It's so bad his square headed deck screws said "fuck this, we're out" and his porch collapsed into a pile of firewood.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:38 am
I sure hope U&L doesn't stand for Up And Left...
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:38 am
Dinsdale's dullness is so contagious, his microbrews dropped from 6% ABV to 3%.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:43 am
He ate a bad piece of raw salmon and turned into a nematode.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:44 am
Dinsdale is so boring that he was at a party with Mikey, and everybody flocked to Mikey.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:49 am
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale is so boring that he was at a party with Mikey, and everybody flocked to Mikey.
Hold up...hold up...
Now that's just crazy talk. If you're going to go completely off the rails, I'm gonna bail from this thread.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:50 am
Papa Willie had a gun put to his head and was asked this question: Exercise for five minutes or talk to Dinsdale for five minutes? He ran a triathlon.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:58 am
I went to Wikipedia...there was an error loading the page with a hand drawn note that said:
"Back in 10"
Sincerely Dins
"Back in 10"
Sincerely Dins
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:58 am
I'm actually very magnetic in person and, doggone it, people like me.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale is so boring that he was at a party with Mikey, and everybody flocked to Mikey.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:01 am
Mikey wrote:I'm actually very magnetic in person and, doggone it, people like me.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale is so boring that he was at a party with Mikey, and everybody flocked to Mikey.
I'm actually very glad I have AdBlock for Firefox and, doggone it, I'm using it.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:10 am
Dinsdale went to an old folks home to talk about the weather. They wheeled away in boredom.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:14 am
True fact. We did.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale went to an old folks home to talk about the weather. They wheeled away in boredom.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:17 am
He's gotten so boring, TiC is telling him "man up bitch"
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:19 am
Dinsdale went to see Led Zepplin and they played nothing but Air France covers.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:22 am
I see what you're doing here.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale went to see Led Zepplin and they played nothing but Air France covers.
Dinsdale went to an opera and the singers fell asleep.
I got a million of 'em...
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:23 am
Meth freaks nod off talking to him.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:25 am
Dinsdale pulled up a chair into smackaholic's backyard. He died.
~sorry to veer off track~
~sorry to veer off track~
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:26 am
Even B_Smack bailed out on the 6th hour of his 7 hour Pink Floyd show because Dins wouldn't leave chat.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:28 am
Dins can turn a cup of starbucks into a date rape drug.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:30 am
Dins met Zyclone at a party. It was the only time Zy ever refused to throw his arm around someone and have his picture taken.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:31 am
I'll bet if I hired him to sit under the deck and talk to thatMgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale pulled up a chair into smackaholic's backyard. He died.
~sorry to veer off track~
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:33 am
LTS accidentally opened a PM from Dins...
...he's now studying the Torah at Israel Yeshiva Academy.
...he's now studying the Torah at Israel Yeshiva Academy.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:36 am
Dinsdale is so boring that when he moved in with Mikey the sun's rays peaced out and Mikey had to scrap his solar panels.Mikey wrote:I see what you're doing here.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Dinsdale went to see Led Zepplin and they played nothing but Air France covers.
Dinsdale went to an opera and the singers fell asleep.
I got a million of 'em...
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:38 am
Dinsdale asked Jsc if he wanted to go on a fishing trip. Jsc faked a heart attack to get out of the situation.Martyred wrote:Dins met Zyclone at a party. It was the only time Zy ever refused to throw his arm around someone and have his picture taken.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:43 am
Dan J, Sick Fuck and Ocelot X once engaged Dinsdale in a "smack-off".
They ended up offering to "make the world a better place" and provide "a brighter tomorrow for our children".
They ended up offering to "make the world a better place" and provide "a brighter tomorrow for our children".
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:47 am
Dinsdale started his own message board.
It was so dull, even Jesse The Rookie refused to spam it with self-promotion.
It was so dull, even Jesse The Rookie refused to spam it with self-promotion.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:49 am
It was closing time at the bar and Dins propositioned this dirty skank. She said, "No thanks, I'm here with AP."
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:55 am
Screw_Michigan onced walked into a laundry room and found Dins surrounded by an ocean of jizz.
He walked out the room slowly backwards and in refusing the mop-up job he explained:
"It's cool man...whatever...it's cool..."
He walked out the room slowly backwards and in refusing the mop-up job he explained:
"It's cool man...whatever...it's cool..."
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:10 am
Wolfman was lounging pool-side, drinking a case of Beast Lite, complaining about the country while waiting for his social security check to arrive. Then Dinsdale showed up. End of story.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:19 am
Dinsdale is so boring, he came across Wolfman's stolen 20 bucks and it instantly depreciated to 5 dollars.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:29 am
Dinsdale's only tattoo:
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:38 am
Most of you guys don't know what Real Fish smells like.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:50 am
dins wrote:Most of you guys don't know what Real Fish smells like.
Dinsdale is so unappealing, even the fake Dins trolls can't be bothered to put together a half-assed effort.
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:50 am
P.S. 'sup Dee?
Re: What happened to Dinsdale?
Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:13 am
Dins joined the monestary and reached out to the elders on reaching nirvana.
This........
.....happened
This........
.....happened