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Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:06 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
At the company Christmas party, you're the one always sucking up to the boss, laughing at his shit jokes and offering to get him another drink...aren't you?

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I'm just glad I don't share the same miserable existence as you, always terrified that I'll have one dollar less than the chump standing next to me.

That's the essence of every one of your posts...how scared shitless you are that you don't rate.

Did you have an overbearing dad? Did your mom not hug you?

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:29 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I bet it's the dad thing.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:57 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Even mv sees service to country and civic duty as virtuous.

You're just a tacky douchebag.


Lookout! I think on of your dimes just rolled away and is heading towards a homeless family!

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:05 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Oh...and it's pwned not powned, retard.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:04 am
by Left Seater
Don't know much about this whale thing, but the wife likes to watch the whale wars show on Animal Planet. The way the story is spun on animal planet is that killing whales is allowed for research purposes only, and that the Japs claim that killing hundreds is necessary research.

That doesn't make much sense to me, but whatever. The biggest take away I have from that show is that those dudes fail in about 9 of 10 things they try. Mostly they put themselves in danger rather than the Japs.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:13 am
by mvscal
I'd have a lot more respect for these Sea Shepherd clowns if they would just stop fucking around and act like proper pirates. Whalers are among the lowest forms of scum on the planet. Board their ships, destroy them and simply murder their crews. Sailors might think twice about serving on a whale "research" vessel.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:20 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
88 wrote:
Oh... and it's one not on, retard.

Canadian spelling.



















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Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:14 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:I'd have a lot more respect for these Sea Shepherd clowns if they would just stop fucking around and act like proper pirates. Whalers are among the lowest forms of scum on the planet. Board their ships, destroy them and simply murder their crews. Sailors might think twice about serving on a whale "research" vessel.
I blame Gandhi for this.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:33 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
mvscal wrote:I'd have a lot more respect for these Sea Shepherd clowns if they would just stop fucking around and act like proper pirates. Whalers are among the lowest forms of scum on the planet. Board their ships, destroy them and simply murder their crews. Sailors might think twice about serving on a whale "research" vessel.
Rack.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:49 pm
by Derron
mvscal wrote:I'd have a lot more respect for these Sea Shepherd clowns if they would just stop fucking around and act like proper pirates. Whalers are among the lowest forms of scum on the planet. Board their ships, destroy them and simply murder their crews. Sailors might think twice about serving on a whale "research" vessel.
I was going to the piracy on the high seas card, but this covers it pretty well. Of course, it they did go the piracy route, the ships being targeted could fight back. Some domes being blown off would bring the reality ratings up big time.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:40 pm
by Left Seater
Not sure why these guys don't just take the Japs to court over the whale harvest. maybe they have and lost, but it sure seems they could put a limit on the number of whales each country could kill in the name of research each year. Limit the number to say 10 per year and it is unlikely the Japs send a fillet of boats down there to conduct their research.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:44 pm
by Derron
88 wrote: But all they can do is produce made-for-TV eco-adventure footage of enviro-warriors doing very dangerous things 4,000 Km from the nearest land.
Yeah some thing about those courts not having jurisdiction on the high seas ??

I am not a big fan of whaling, but these ass clowns are going to run into some shit some day that is going to send them straight to Davey Jones locker. I know they probably trained at the LTSTard school of naval warfare, that says ships of 1 /100th the size and tonnage can easily kick the shit out of the larger one.

I would think as a ships captain, I don't want these idiots ramming me, lest I go down, so it seems a full on smash it to shit ramming might be in order.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:56 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
You can defend Japan's "research" whaling if you want.

It's just another kooky Oriental sex remedy...so if you think it's every Japanese male's right to attain whale jizz or whatever else they harvest in an effort to increase their tiny penis size...go right ahead.

This is what Japan has sunk to. Emasculated fantasies of potency and power...all because 600 years of shogun culture evaporated in the flash of two atomic bombs.
These are the people that slam their junk to tentacle porn. Remember that.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:08 pm
by Smackie Chan
Martyred wrote:it's every Japanese male's right to attain whale jizz
When I was in the Air Force, I used to have to write backwards using grease pencils on a huge vertical plotting board. We referred to the stuff used to clean the grease pencil markings off the plexiglass as whale sperm, and we had the right to attain it.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:22 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Smackie Chan wrote:
Martyred wrote:it's every Japanese male's right to attain whale jizz
When I was in the Air Force, I used to have to write backwards using grease pencils on a huge vertical plotting board. We referred to the stuff used to clean the grease pencil markings off the plexiglass as whale sperm, and we had the right to attain it.

I may not always agree with you Smackie, but I will defend your right to the death to smear whale splooge on plexiglass.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:44 pm
by mvscal
88 wrote:In a nutshell, the Japanese think there are plenty of whales in the ocean to support sustainable whaling.
Nobody gives a fuck what they think.
taking killing specified numbers of particular species of whales each year for the purpose of conducting research
Why don't you go ahead and help us out here and clue us in on the specifics of this "invaluable scientific research" that is being done by killing specified numbers of whales each year.

I'll keep an open mind.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:45 pm
by Smackie Chan
Martyred wrote:I may not always agree with you Smackie, but I will defend your right to the death to smear whale splooge on plexiglass.
This is, like, one of those Argo moments. Americans & Canadians, cooperating for the common good.

Solidarity, my pasty friend.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:09 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
88 wrote:If you simply do a survey, but do not reduce a statistically significant number of the population being surveyed, there is no way to know whether the "taking killing" of the population leads to unsustainable decline, or whether the stocks rebound sufficiently to continue or even increase the number "taken killed" each year. There is that, you know.
That sounds suspiciously like:

"...if she drowns, that proves she's not a witch".

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:18 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
88 wrote: Hard to argue with that scientific conclusion, isn't it?
Speaking of "scientific conclusions", I seem to recall mvscal asking for proof of the aforementioned.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:22 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
88 wrote:Between you and me, I've always thought the scientific theory of a drowned woman not being a witch was a bit sketchy.

GODDAMN RIGHT.

Sincerely,

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Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:15 am
by H4ever
Martyred wrote:You can defend Japan's "research" whaling if you want.

It's just another kooky Oriental sex remedy...so if you think it's every Japanese male's right to attain whale jizz or whatever else they harvest in an effort to increase their tiny penis size...go right ahead.

This is what Japan has sunk to. Emasculated fantasies of potency and power...all because 600 years of shogun culture evaporated in the flash of two atomic bombs.
These are the people that slam their junk to tentacle porn. Remember that.
Rack that.... Wtf is wrong with ornamentals? They insist on consuming tiger penis, rhino horn (grind up some horse hooves you stupid fucks...its the same shit), and whatever other ultra-rare species of animal near the brink of extinction is out there. Those stupid, ingrate fucks (spare the me the Chinese kick ass at math shit) consume shark fins for soup at a rate that might wipe them the fuck out within a 100 years.

I think it's time for a few more nukes. Fuck the ornamentals

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 3:46 pm
by XXXL
Did a bodysurf on the shores of Big Beach Maui yesterday while the whales were doing their thing in the deep water channel towards Kahoolawe. It's an inspiration of nature to watch a whale breach the surface. Takes your breath away.

Jus sayin

Aloha

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:59 pm
by SG's Son
88 wrote: If the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society could produce peer reviewed scientific data that showed...
Right wing assbags calling for peer-reviewed studies LOL!

Your fatass got pwned in this thread. Amusing how docile you get afterwards.... as if you liked it.

Re: Asshats about to get powned by the 9th Circuit

Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:22 pm
by Cuda
Martyred wrote:
88 wrote:Between you and me, I've always thought the scientific theory of a drowned woman not being a witch was a bit sketchy.

GODDAMN RIGHT.

Sincerely,

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Oh my!

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