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Rack her for never wearing a bra while filming the Sitcom One Day at a Time. They must have filmed it in a fucking meat locker because her nips were harder than Chinese arithmetic.

RIP

Rules, douche.

Where's Alec when you need him. This is all I got:

Which one is she?

Red on the head, like a dick on a dog.

Red on the noodle, like a penis on a poodle.