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Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:33 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Is that expression a bunch of shit, or what?
What if your wife is just a bitch because you want to go to the strip club with your bro's?
Or conversely, what if your wife is happy, but life is an unbearable strain because your job sucks and your relatives ask you for money?
Not so cut and dry, is it?
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:49 am
by smackaholic
Yes marty, hetero relationships are rather complex and not for the timid. Better, you and Gordon live happily ever after ad not worry about any wife, happy or not.
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:56 am
by War Wagon
not complex at all... just remember that you married the bitch and that if momma' ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:05 am
by Derron
Martyred wrote:Is that expression a bunch of shit, or what?
What if your wife is just a bitch because you want to go to the strip club with your bro's?
Or conversely, what if your wife is happy, but life is an unbearable strain because your job sucks and your relatives ask you for money?
Not so cut and dry, is it?
Just put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger, and you will not have to worry about it any more, and we will not have to read your bleeding pussy sniveling.
Works for everyone.
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:16 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Well, well...look who showed up...
The members of the Cuckold Club.
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:21 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:23 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:36 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
KC Scott wrote:
Good luck finding that right one Marty - seriously
Trying, bro. :(
Are there any fish left in the sea?
:(
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:02 am
by mvscal
War Wagon wrote:if momma' ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
If "momma ain't happy," just slap the teeth out of her head and "turn that frown upside down."
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:02 pm
by R-Jack
This thread amuses me.
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:43 pm
by jiminphilly
R-Jack wrote:This thread amuses me.
x2
:grin:
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:30 am
by Cuda
mvscal wrote:War Wagon wrote:if momma' ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
If "momma ain't happy," just slap the teeth out of her head and "turn that frown upside down."
Ike Turner wrote: All the fights Tina and I had were about her being sad about something. I get real emotional if you're worrying and don't tell me what it is. Then I can't think about nothing else. So I'd slap her or something like that ...
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:43 am
by Carson
Martyred wrote:Will there ever be a rainbow?
:(
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:52 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Martyred wrote:Are there any fish left in the sea?
You need to start working the Katy angle, bro. She's into tech-savvy Canucks with mod powers.
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:36 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Martyred wrote:Are there any fish left in the sea?
You need to start working the Katy angle, bro. She's into tech-savvy Canucks with mod powers.
Who is this "Katy" you speak of? Is she hot?
:?
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:47 pm
by Cuda
she's hot in that she'd probably burn your house down with you inside if you ever tried to break up with her
Re: Happy Wife--->Happy Life
Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:58 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Hmmm...that is troubling...
