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Local convention for jizzmoppers here in DC where I only wish the topic was as exciting as Zumwalt class guided missile destroyers. Anyway, if you know anything about DC conventions, they are full of panels, forums and lots talk about nothing. Had to work this panel and low and behold shutyomouth was the moderator.

And boy, after walking to the podium, was he out of breath. This dude was HUGE, H-U-G-E. He labored to breathe, and unfortunately, he was the only asshole on the podium who actually used the microphone in front of him, and you could hear him labor for every breath. This dude was easily 3.5 bills. And you could hear each and every breath he made.

I thought he was going to drop dead right there on the podium. And then I would have struggled to jizz mop.

Fuck off, already.

Screw_Michigan wrote:This dude was HUGE, H-U-G-E.

RACK!

The cultural differences between a Spray and a Screw_Michigan are fascinating. Screw sees a 350 pound fat ass and thinks to post a thread to share his story. Spray sees 27 of them just waddling to his mailbox to pick up his disability check and doesn't bat an eye.

P.S. 24 of those 27 was Spray himself.

Papa Willie wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:Local convention for jizzmoppers here in DC .

Why would you have been at something like that? Did Mgo send you there?

:?

I know you trade in stupidity but please give that another shot.

Screw_Michigan wrote: And boy, after walking to the podium, was he out of breath. This dude was HUGE, H-U-G-E. He labored to breathe, and unfortunately, he was the only asshole on the podium who actually used the microphone in front of him, and you could hear him labor for every breath. This dude was easily 3.5 bills. And you could hear each and every breath he made.

Tells me where one of my neighbors, or maybe our local economic development director has been the last few days. Neighbor waddled over to my driveway the other day, sweating like a fuckin pig after walking 80 feet on flat ground. Had to lean up against my 72 Mustang that I had just washed. Proceeded to tell me he had to get some cancer coverage because Obamacare did not have it after age 76. He is 68, and seeing 76 at 350 plus seems a bit of a stretch. He has needed a knee operation for several years now, but none of his doctors will put him on the table unless he loses 100 large. So his downward trend continues, his knee continues to degenerate, and he continues to slam 4000 calories of shit food a day.

Our local "economic development" director probably goes 320 at least. Saw him at a local civic dinner, first in line for the buffet, piled 2 plates high, crushed them all, went back for seconds, had fuckin red sauce on his shirt and tie. And this guy is supposed to be wooing business's to come to town,and makes about 100K a year. Unreal.

Of course if they actually lived longer, they would cost more.

Screw_Michigan wrote:L

And boy, after walking to the podium, was he out of breath. This dude was HUGE, H-U-G-E. He labored to breathe, and unfortunately, he was the only asshole on the podium who actually used the microphone in front of him, and you could hear him labor for every breath. This dude was easily 3.5 bills. And you could hear each and every breath he made..

That sounds a lot like Andy Reid in a post-game press conference.

Best headline I've seen in a while.

Just Because You’re Wearing Epaulets & An Air France T-Shirt Doesn’t Mean You’re A Real Pilot

http://consumerist.com/2013/03/22/just- ... eal-pilot/

That would be like me going to O.co in my Raider jersey and running out to play safety.

At this point, they may just let that fly

shutyomouth was a convention speaker in D.C. and Screwy was in attendance to hear his presentation? Rack Spray.

Mace wrote:shutyomouth was a convention speaker in D.C. and Screwy was in attendance to hear his presentation?

shutyomouth was there to eat fried chicken. Screwy was there to mop jizz and bum quarters for the washing machine.

Thanks for clearing that up.