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At of 12:11PM I am half was to a century. Something tells me the second half won't be quite as much fun. :(

Too bad I get to spend it in not so lovely gulfport, ms taking part in an extended drill weekend/criminal waste of tax dollars.

Also my 22rd aniversary. So, rack Mrs. smack for putting up with me.

Nobody cares.

Shut up and get off my lawn.

Aren't old people sposed to say that a lot?

smackaholic wrote:At of 12:11PM I am half was to a century. Something tells me the second half won't be quite as much fun. :(

Too bad I get to spend it in not so lovely gulfport, ms taking part in an extended drill weekend/criminal waste of tax dollars.

Also my 22rd aniversary. So, rack Mrs. smack for putting up with me.

wait you got married on your birthday?
jeebus dude

happy bd anywhoo

smackaholic wrote:Shut up and get off my lawn.

Aren't old people sposed to say that a lot?

Ask Goober. If you live another 800 years, you'll be as old as he is. Enjoy your day, 'holic!

Not wanting to follow this thread trend of being nice to you on your birthday, but who the fuck cares ?

Ok...well have a great day any way, and since you turned 50, I hope you got a piece of ass lately, because it will probably be your last.

smackaholic wrote:... and get off my lawn.

?

I fukkin' tee it up nice and high for you fukks and you all wiff at it. G0d this place sucks shit through a straw. You should all have your smack licenses revoked.

smackaholic wrote:At of 12:11PM I am half was to a century.

That's much closer than your grasp of the English language.

smackaholic wrote:

smackaholic wrote:... and get off my lawn.

I fukkin' tee it up nice and high for you fukks and you all wiff at it. G0d this place sucks shit through a straw. You should all have your smack licenses revoked.

No so fast there cockaholic. You see, smackaholic lawn smack is so last year. How many times can we make jokes about your yard ? After the first dozen or so, the amusement factor wears off. It is just a given that you live in a shack, with a wrecking yard instead of grass, and that your hovel would in fact be the envy of any brain dead hillybilly in Appalachia.

So quit trolling for smack on a subject that has reached its smack shelf life. Now go out and find your extension cord storage area in your yard, and mix in a dumpster or two.

Actually, I gave him a hall pass because I wasn't sure smackaholic actually knows what a lawn is.

FWIW, Derron spending the rest of his life with a ziplock bag taped to his anus will never get old.

Any expected side trips to Camp Shelby?

smackaholic wrote:At of 12:11PM I am half was to a century. Something tells me the second half won't be quite as much fun. :(

Too bad I get to spend it in not so lovely gulfport, ms taking part in an extended drill weekend/criminal waste of tax dollars.

Also my 22rd aniversary. So, rack Mrs. smack for putting up with me.

head over to Bay St. Louis and have a Roast Beef po-boy! my wife's family owns the joint and the sammiches there are amazing.

Buckeye, No trips to good ole Camp Shelby this time, thank g0d.

Would like to go for that po-boy, but, not this trip. We were pretty much stranded on the base with no wheels.

Happy happy as they say.

At least you got to dodge the snow back home.

R-Jack wrote:FWIW, Derron spending the rest of his life with a ziplock bag taped to his anus will never get old.

Ziplock bag? What? You fuckin kidding me? That's an MXN-75R Tactical C-pouch, III-A rated for the man who is serious about protecting his shitbag because...once the shit hits the fan...it's too late.*



*Available in US Woodland, Six-Color Desert and OCP-Multicam carrying cases.

mvscal wrote:

R-Jack wrote:FWIW, Derron spending the rest of his life with a ziplock bag taped to his anus will never get old.

Ziplock bag? What? You fuckin kidding me? That's an MXN-75R Tactical C-pouch, III-A rated for the man who is serious about protecting his shitbag because...once the shit hits the fan...it's too late.*



*Available in US Woodland, Six-Color Desert and OCP-Multicam carrying cases.

With an access panel to allow me to dip the triple edge broad head arrows that I will stick you with and hasten your painful deaths from infection.

Rack Derron.

A good prepper knows how to find the tactical advantage in any situation.

Seeing as the geneva convention and every other rule will be out the window in the post apocalyptic world, germ warfare will be in play.

Rack your Birthday Brother!

Rack THE Trolls!