T1B

Just do it.

The bruthah doesn't realise his first home-cooked meal will be "saute du frying-pan-to-the-skull".

That and the older bruthah came strapped to the wedding.

Dude wearing the knee brace on the outside of his pants.

Bridezilla's visible tat on her arm, and the groom's tie appearing to be on the inside of his shirt.

Just for starters.

Honestly, in a show of racial tolerance I will say that the young boys Nike logo etched into his head is no worse than what some nutty white women do when they have there kids grow rat tails or when dad shaves his pre-pubescent sons head into a mohawk, in hopes of some day witnessing his son learn the fine art of mixed martial arts.

But whats up with the grooms inflatable napkin tie?

When I was 9, my dad shaved the John Deere logo on the back of my head and made me wear all green and yellow to a distant cousins country themed wedding.

I'm still scarred

The bride is not a portly blond.

Van wrote:Bridezilla's visible tat on her arm

Holy shit. That looks like a Pearl Jam tattoo from the Ten era.

Well, for starters, they are balck and apparently getting married. I didn't think those people did that sort of thing these days. It kinda complicates going on welfare.

Now, what's wrong with these (oldies but goodies) photos...

I thought for a few minutes of a caption for this, but, damn, some pics just stand on their own. Any caption would just take away from it.

everyone should have at least one chainlink fence background wedding/prom pic.

Then again...

Martyred wrote: That and the older bruthah came strapped to the wedding.

Dude, they all pack heat. For formal occasions, the Darkie's preferred "gat" is a Iver Johnson .32 S&W



Hono(u)rable Mention: Van

What's wrong is that it shows respectably dressed niqqers:

A. Getting married.

B. Getting married in the presence of a likewise prosperous extended family.

They are the 1%. Most likely Uncle Toms who frown upon fag marriage.

Roach wrote:This is a sign of what's wrong with our USA . . .

Good shit, but don't forget..this post-up in the paint foam-dice empress did give you suck when your mint-julep swillin' mama was off on her opiated "nerve cure"

--yes, your cultural wet-mother...and that's why you're drawn back


BACK

(c'mon have a big ol' glass o' butta milk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtLcrIAbnOQ)

Nick wrote:this post-up in the paint foam-dice empress

That may be your best line ever. Bravo, dude.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Good shit, but don't forget..this post-up in the paint foam-dice empress did give you suck when your mint-julep swillin' mama was off on her opiated "nerve cure"

Maybe somebody wants to run this through here and see if it even translates close to what white folk can understand.. I do not give a fuck either way, but in case somebody does....

http://www.ebonics-translator.com/learn_ebonics2.php

What don't you get? Other than for the missing period and a couple of botched hyphens that was a perfect narrative.

Of course you're talking about someone who provides the quote and the link to translate the quote, yet asks for someone else to translate for him.

R-Jack wrote:Of course you're talking about someone who provides the quote and the link to translate the quote, yet asks for someone else to translate for him.

Where is the post do I ask anybody to do anything you spic skank fucking moron...and what part of " I do not give a fuck" is over your head ?

How is that divorce working out there BTW....got any money left at all ?

Derron wrote:Where is the post do I ask anybody to do anything you spic skank fucking moron

Maybe someone wants to translate this gibberish for me. I don't give a fuck either way.

http://www.ebonics-translator.com/learn_ebonics2.php

Derron wrote: How is that divorce working out there BTW....got any money left at all ?

As the tired and true joke goes....

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.

Now go kindly go get a front row seat to the Boston Marathon......not that I give a fuck or anything.

Roach wrote:

Good shit, but don't forget..this post-up in the paint foam-dice empress did give you suck when your mint-julep swillin' mama was off on her opiated "nerve cure"

--yes, your cultural wet-mother...and that's why you're drawn back

BACK

(c'mon have a big ol' glass o' butta milk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtLcrIAbnOQ)

Derron is close with the ebonics thing, but it is a much darker, more terrible, place there inside of the LTS dome.

Safe to say he was pretty fucked up when he wrote it. The question is, on what? Booze a given, weed sure, but prolly the core drug is oxycontin or other pain killer in massive doses.

Perhaps I should have referred to her as a "transmogrified hallucination of Buckwheat," but the point is the same. Look...

I'm tryyyin' to teach you ofays to dance

Derron wrote:How is that divorce working out there BTW....got any money left at all ?

Wait...what?

Sin,

Slobbering Sam

schmick wrote:dont feel so bad about my kids prom photos now

I still do. Well, my nephew's, anyway. - R-Jack

schmick wrote:
dont feel so bad about my kids prom photos now

Yeah, he may have a black eye from batting practice, have a pine tar lubed Louisville Slugger being used as a butt plug and brought his coach as his date, but as long as he doesn't look ethnic it's all good.


Fuck you Van

R-Jack, c'mon, do the right thing and post those gems again.

sigh

Wow, that is truly thread-inclusion-worthy awful. You know what makes it even better/worse, and it's something that I never noticed before?

That cheesy $4.00 backdrop of San Francisco. I mean, what, is Benicia so insecure that they have to glom onto M2-ville just to feel halfway glamorous?

I still can't get over that dude. Couldn't he at least have taken off his fucking shades for her prom pic?

Don't know what to tell ya about the backdrop. It seems the sf skyline was behind several school dance portraits.

Knowing him, I'm just happy he washed his tall T

When you saw him later, did you at least beat him (more) senseless?

Van wrote:(more) senseless?

That's possible?

Perhaps not.

Van wrote:Perhaps not.

My thought is that a beating would have the opposite effect.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:

Roach wrote:This is a sign of what's wrong with our USA . . .

Good shit, but don't forget..this post-up in the paint foam-dice empress did give you suck when your mint-julep swillin' mama was off on her opiated "nerve cure"

--yes, your cultural wet-mother...and that's why you're drawn back

Gaysc810 is the only one here who would have had a niqqer mammy back in the day and look how fucked up he is.