Boston blowed up.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:50 pm

So apparently dying from massive heart attack is not the only way to die while running a marathon.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:10 pm

All the more reason to ban guns. Bomber prolly had a gun for his get away.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:34 pm

Wow. We're a bad country to make people mad enough to do THAT. Let's find out who's responsible, apologize to them and give them money.

-libtard.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:35 pm

Any speculations? I'll suggest that because it's on Tax Day in Boston, we're dealing with a Tea Bagger militant who is declaring war on Obamacare. That or else several Tea Baggers were lighting their farts simultaneously. That's about all I can think of that would make any sense.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:16 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Any speculations? I'll suggest that because it's on Tax Day in Boston, we're dealing with a Tea Bagger militant who is declaring war on Obamacare. That or else several Tea Baggers were lighting their farts simultaneously. That's about all I can think of that would make any sense.

Probably somebody like your family, as they've finally had enough of you and people like you.

The irony...

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:28 pm

I'm shocked the body count is still standing at two. Reports of limbs all over the place.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:03 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Left Seater wrote:All the more reason to ban guns. Bomber prolly had a gun for his get away.
Yup. Somebody shot the bombs. No doubt.

Hell no. Great reason to ban gay marriage though.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:04 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:So apparently dying from massive heart attack is not the only way to die while running a marathon.

Spray could prolly do it without the marathon.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:08 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:So apparently dying from massive heart attack is not the only way to die while running a marathon.
Spray could prolly do it without the marathon.

And Mikey could do it from waking up. QUIT PICKING ON ME YOU FUCKER!

I like to pick, dammit.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:15 pm

Left Seater wrote:All the more reason to ban guns. Bomber prolly had a gun for his get away.

If marathon runners were required to carry guns this might not have happened.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:23 pm

I will admit that explosions going off at the finish line is a valid reason for a marathon runner to shit himself in-race.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:34 pm

You really have to wonder why no nitrate / explosive detection dogs in the area, along the course..somebody some where just might have thought that might be a potential target area ??

If those fucks from Homeland Security did their job instead of buying up ammo and shit...just maybe this could have been prevented....apparently those Boston chowds are not as paranoid as the New Yawkers are though.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:59 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Any speculations? I'll suggest that because it's on Tax Day in Boston, we're dealing with a Tea Bagger militant who is declaring war on Obamacare. That or else several Tea Baggers were lighting their farts simultaneously. That's about all I can think of that would make any sense.

Really? That's it? Just "teabaggers"? No other possible suspects? I guess we'll see.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:03 pm

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-04-1 ... -explosion

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:10 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Any speculations? I'll suggest that because it's on Tax Day in Boston, we're dealing with a Tea Bagger militant who is declaring war on Obamacare. That or else several Tea Baggers were lighting their farts simultaneously. That's about all I can think of that would make any sense.

Horseshit. It was an inside job precipitated by Karl Rove, executed by Dick Cheney, and financed by the neocon, ZioNazi apartheid State. If you can't come to terms with these FACTS, then maybe you should just stay-the-fuck out of this discussion.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:33 pm

Truman wrote:Horseshit. It was an inside job precipitated by Karl Rove, executed by Dick Cheney, and financed by the neocon, ZioNazi apartheid State. If you can't come to terms with these FACTS, then maybe you should just stay-the-fuck out of this discussion.

How long until Nick submits that exact post? A week? A month? Six months?

Just as soon as we hear news that the authorities have taken into custody an Arab who is suspected of the crime, you know that post will immediately fly from Nick's ecstatic fingertips.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:34 pm

schmick wrote:according to the new york post a 20 year old Saudi national is already in custody.

But of course!

Have at it, Nick!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:39 pm

Papa Willie wrote: And Mikey could do it from waking up. QUIT PICKING ON ME YOU FUCKER!

Last week it was Mgo picking on you. The week before it was me. Now it's Mikey.

I almost pity your gluttony.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:40 pm

Yes, the NY Post. The paragon of objective reporting.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:45 pm

schmick wrote:A liberal filled city filled with owebama supporters.... who gives a fuck?

Maybe one day your son will get all his limbs blown off and some random asshole across the country who hates stuck up SoCals will ask the same question.

At least, one can only hope.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 11:53 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:That's about all I can think of that would make any sense.

Translation:

the regs at the Daily Kos are so verklempt at this kerfluffle, they haven't had time to invent any conspiracy theories yet. But you just wait... I know the seething imperialistic Koch bros are behind this. Or what?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:10 am

Papa Willie wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:That's about all I can think of that would make any sense.
Translation:

the regs at the Daily Kos are so verklempt at this kerfluffle, they haven't had time to invent any conspiracy theories yet. But you just wait... I know the seething imperialistic Koch bros are behind this. Or what?

Don't put him at odds with himself. After all - THIS event occurred under DEMOCRATIC dictatorship...

But it still must be Bushs fault. Just has to be. Obama cannot have this shit happen on his watch.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:17 am

Two bombs...closely timed...

anti-abortion kooks

it's their MO

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:18 am

I think we should all give up what's left of our civil liberties because som e jackhole blew up a couple of pipe bombs.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:27 am

I suspect the second bomb was detonated prematurely.

The primary explosion is meant to draw first responders and bystanders to a perimeter where they think they'll be safe.

The second bomb...

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/terr ... lph/3.html
On January 16, 1997, a bomb went off at about 9 a.m. at the Northside Family Planning Clinic located in Sandy Springs, Atlanta's largest suburb that lies to its north. The bomb had been placed on the back porch of the building. It damaged an unoccupied examination room but did not hurt anyone. A second bomb, buried in a flowerbed in front of the parking lot, detonated at 10:37 a. m. The second bomb was apparently intended to harm the police. It wounded seven individuals, some of them police officers and others who worked in the building or nearby.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:29 am

A crowd of spectators & runners trying to escape the first blast would probably present more targets than just the first responders.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:58 am

My money is on someone tired of watching the Kenyans win.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:09 am

R-Jack wrote:My money is on someone tired of watching the Kenyans win.

When I heard about it while working, my first words were "Someone must really hate Kenyans."

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:13 am

And maybe it's time to face this sobering fact: No one has ever seen R-Jack and Dins in the same room.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:18 am

Van wrote:And let's face this sobering fact: Has anyone ever seen R-Jack and Dins in the same room?

Wayyyyyy creepy.

But seriously... we're not the same person. R-Jack fucks horses, whereas I fuck...

your mom.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:22 am

Dinsdale wrote:Wayyyyyy creepy.

Only women and faggots use the word creepy.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:28 am

Dinsdale wrote:

But seriously... we're not the same person. R-Jack fucks horses, whereas I fuck...

your mom.

This is R Jack ???

Man repeatedly broke into barn for sex with horse, Washington County deputies say

http://www.oregonlive.com/washingtoncou ... rn_fo.html

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:29 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Van wrote:And let's face this sobering fact: Has anyone ever seen R-Jack and Dins in the same room?
Wayyyyyy creepy.

But seriously... we're not the same person. R-Jack fucks horses, whereas I fuck...

your mom.

I know you pride yourself on ~~pretending on the internet to be~~ being freaky and all that, but really? Semi-blind, partially deaf sweet old grandmothers? That's your thing?

Knock yourself out.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:35 am

Dinsdale wrote:
R-Jack wrote:My money is on someone tired of watching the Kenyans win.

When I heard about it while working, my first words were "Someone must really hate Kenyans."

If that's true they must have used really shitty timers. The bombs went off two hours after the Kenyans finished.
More likely they hate skinny middle age white guys.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:36 am

Van wrote:And maybe it's time to face this sobering fact: No one has ever seen R-Jack and Dins in the same room.

yet Kaotis deleted R-Jack while leaving Dins unmolested.

Your witness.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:38 am

Mikey wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
R-Jack wrote:My money is on someone tired of watching the Kenyans win.

When I heard about it while working, my first words were "Someone must really hate Kenyans."
If that's true they must have used really shitty timers. The bombs went off two hours after the Kenyans finished.
More likely they hate skinny middle age white guys.

OK, someone must really hate semi-blind, partially deaf sweet old grandmother Kenyans.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:42 am

War Wagon wrote:
Van wrote:And maybe it's time to face this sobering fact: No one has ever seen R-Jack and Dins in the same room.
yet Kaotis deleted R-Jack while leaving Dins unmolested.

Your witness.

Who's to say Katy wasn't having oogey cross-country desperation sex with Dins too?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:51 am

Van wrote: Who's to say Katy wasn't having oogey cross-country desperation sex with Dins too?

She's a nasty beast... but then again, I do drink quite a bit.

Standards are for guys who don't get laid.

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:53 am

Anyone who would brag about bagging my elderly mother would also surely drill Katy in the five-hole until it was bleeding Skittles and singing arias in Portuguese.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:54 am

Fuck... busted.