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What do you call a masturbating bull?

Beef Strokin'-off

Martyred wrote:What do you call a masturbating bull?

Beef Strokin'-off

How's the veal?

mvscal wrote:

Martyred wrote:What do you call a masturbating bull?

Beef Strokin'-off

How's the veal?

Sincerely, Diego

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Once upon a time, a beautiful Princess was walking through the woods when she stumbled upon a frog. But unlike other fairy tales, this was an extremely ugly frog. In fact it was the ugliest frog this Princess had ever seen and she said, "My God, but you are really ugly." "I know," said the frog, "But the horrible spell put on me was by a really mean witch." The Princess continued, "Yes, well I've seen spells put on frogs before, but none as repulsive as you." "Okay", replied the frog, "you don't have to rub it in. I can't help it." "Nevertheless, if I kiss you, will you turn back into a handsome prince?" asked the Princess. The frog replied, "To be honest, a spell this bad will probably require a blow job."

Jesus and Moses bump into each other in Heaven and begin to reminisce. Moses says, "It's been years since I've parted a sea." So he raised his hands and parted a sea and said, "Hey, that was fun." Then Jesus said, "It's been a long time since I walked on water", so he stepped into the sea and began to walk on water but after about 10 feet, he began to sink so he scrambled back to the shore. Upset, he tried again but again, after only a few feet he began to sink. Jesus felt frustrated and said to Moses, "I don't understand why I can't walk on water. I've done it before." Moses replied, "Yeah, but that was before you had holes in your feet."

God Awful.

Awful

Scripted joke guy? I know, brah.

He's sucking his own penis...AND a reach around.

Awful.

Screw_Michigan wrote:He's sucking his own penis...AND a reach around.

I'm jealous

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