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Well, hopefully not for another 40 years or so, but, why wait till the last minute.

Sam - Quite possibly the coolest mofo on this board. Someday when I am down in Gulfport we'll have to hook up, in a non-faggit sort of way. Maybe go for a motorcycle ride and hit The Shed for some b'que and tunes. If your back is jacked at the time, too fukkin' bad. That is why they make pain killers.

More to come. The OL is after me to actually do something today.

who gives a fuck?

smackaholic wrote:dieing

Screw_Michigan wrote:

smackaholic wrote:dieing

dying. happy now, fukk face? that one gets me all the time....along with a few others.

you may as well be next.

screwy-everyones favorite laundry challenged jizz mopper. claims to be a pro writer, but, regularly fukks things up as badly as yours truly, the official board illiterate. and what's the deal with him and black folk? sometimes he seems like mvscal lite which is very unlike typical libtard who pretends to be down with the struggle. in the end, a decent enough dipshit that would prolly be fun to hang out with.

as for who wouldn't be fun to hang out with, hard to say. if i had to guess, i'd say goober. just a bitter old fukk. hopefully his mob inlaws will whack him some day.

back to posters i like.

Smackie Chan- One of the best reads here. Almost as smart as mikey. Has a ridiculous knowledge of music. Definitely in the top 5 of fukkers I'd hang with on this board. Leading contender for coolest mofo on at T1B with SS.

mikey- favorite libtard. takes absolutely nothing here seriously. if he changed his political leanings and lost a few pounds, i might turn gay and marry him.

88- maybe ever smarter than mikey. would vote for him as president.

Left seater- I really, really, really wanna bang his OL. Good dude. Great PETs. Did I mention I wanna bang his OL?

mvscal- brutal. sharpest wit here with Rjack being a close second. not really sure what he'd be like in real to hang out with. he has to be a little nicer. otherwise, he'd be incarcerated or dead.

Might as well deliver a eulogy.

Smackaholic was a man who shook the rules of basic grammar to it's very core. A versatile man who demonstrated the second grade education necessary to read and respond at T1B, but suddenly turning into Dexter Manley in the face of home improvement books and do it yourself manuals. If he was here today, he would probably apologize for giving his son the moniker "cockblock" when all he was doing was the instinctive dirty work for Darwin.

That's what I call a lawn mower. Either that or Tiny Town has taken over.

It's almost as if he lived so we could feel better about ourselves. He's kind of like Jesus in a way.

'Holic I'm so sorry...why do all the good ones die young? :cry:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Here lies a man who never met an online quiz he didn't ace, and made sure we all knew about it. Astonishingly, he was a genius when it came to the unverifiable, yet a dumbfuck from what we all could plainly see -- a dynamic that made smackaholic a truly unique man. Some called him an idiot savant. Most just called him an idiot. May his lawn remain mere patches of dirt and his extension cords remain tangled, for that is the way he would have wanted it. RIP, good friend.

you fuggen midgets get off my, uhhhhhhh, lawn.

Martyred wrote:'Holic I'm so sorry...why do all the good ones die young? :cry:

Sorry comrade, but the young train left the station a few years back. See you at that worker's collective in the sky.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

smackaholic wrote:dieing

That wasn't necessary, Screw.

:(

Please, 'holic...don't curse him from the grave...
:o

Either I only had five minutes to slop together a shitty wytch, or I thieved that pic from TVO's "family photos" Facebook account. I'll let you decide.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Either I only had five minutes to slop together a shitty wytch, or I thieved that pic from TVO's "family photos" Facebook account. I'll let you decide.

You mean, corpses won't be rising from the grave in smackaholic's backyard?

Considering grass can't even sprout from his backyard, corpses are unlikely.

oh SNAP!

Martyred wrote:Mgo ~ to you, I pass on the mantle of T1B's "King Of Comedy" You are the backbone of all that is lulz here... Keep 'em laughing, bro...~cough~...keep 'em laughing..

Only my A material for you on your death bed, good buddy.

Martyred wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:

smackaholic wrote:dieing

That wasn't necessary, Screw.

:(

Please, 'holic...don't curse him from the grave...
:o

I think I'll come back as a laundry room bill changer and make his life hell.

smackaholic wrote:
mikey- favorite libtard. takes absolutely nothing here seriously. if he changed his political leanings and lost a few pounds, i might turn gay and marry him.

I love you man :cry: but,

I don't see either of those things happening in the near future. At least not in the short time you apparently have remaining.

Here is my YouTube tribute to you, smackaholic:



See you in heaven' bro.

Martyred wrote:Here is my YouTube tribute to you, smackaholic:



See you in hell, bro.

FTFY,
Sincerely Wags

wolfman- cool as he is old, well, almost. seeing as I'm on my way out, i'll have to go to ft meyers and see mom. if i do i will be sure to drop in on the old boy and kill a beast light or three. maybe we could even do the first T1B radio DJ team in history. Well, i guess Smackie and mama sort of already fill that bill, so fukk it. i'll prolly just get drunk with him.

marty- funniest fukk here. would like to hang out with him in his igloo, drink a few molsons, then make them into moltov cocktails.

Van- my bestest internet buddy ever. has an almost Smackie Chan like knowledge of music, a great read and probably the most decent person here, although, that really isn't saying much. Hang in there dude and bitch slap that cancer around some.

jsc- another one of the good guys. not quite sure wtf is up with his politics. went from moderate republican to slightly left of marty. i guess being put under anesthesia 247 times over the last decade will do that to ya.

terry-sort of like jsc in that he's one of maybe 3 lawyers in the country that seems like a decent human being.

Rjack- the last dude I ever wanna get in a smackoff against.

Wags-Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but a good dude who really needs to expand his musical tastes.

smackaholic wrote:
marty- would like to hang out with him in his igloo

I'll roll out a fresh seal pelt for you, comrade.

smackaholic wrote: Rjack- the last dude I ever wanna get in a smackoff against.

.....checks smackoff record......

Yeah, you are a fucking idiot.

smackaholic wrote:

Wags-Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but a good dude who really needs to expand his musical tastes.

When you really think hard about it, the same could be said about everyone...except the sharpest knife in the drawer.


I find Wags to be pretty gosh darn intelligent most of the time. More so than most people. It's just his habit of dropping an ocasional bird dropping of a musical suggestion onto the dash that I find bothersome.

R-Jack wrote:

smackaholic wrote: Rjack- the last dude I ever wanna get in a smackoff against.

.....checks smackoff record......

Yeah, you are a fucking idiot.

Have no clue what your SO record is. Just my way of saying you handle the smackbat nearly as well as M2 handles cock.

TiVO- Used to be cool a decade or so ago. Is now just a bitter shitstain.

M2- A board needs its tards.

Sam will be welcome in Florida God's Waiting Room. Like I always say, anyone who loves golf, fishing, boating, or motorcycles--this is the place.

RACK

...I don't know but I've been told...Eskimo pussy is mighty cold...