Page 1 of 1

While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 7:51 pm
by LTS TRN 2
A lady should never counter a Kim Kardashian "NBA Special" with a Jodi Arias "Stalker" just because you can.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nati ... e/2136441/

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 8:22 pm
by smackaholic
Sounds like flaming shots gone bad.

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 8:56 pm
by R-Jack
We need strict limo reform NOW

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:01 pm
by R-Jack
the news site says the limo picked up the women in Oakland and was taking them to the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Foster City for a bachelorette party.
So of all the place in the Bay Area to party, they were going to Foster City?

Ironically enough, their evening was already toast.

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 10:05 pm
by Diego in Seattle
The neo-con jews put a bomb under the limo.

-LTShit

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 10:29 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Would it kill you to show a little respect for the bereaved, as well as the wedding deejay who suddenly has an open date?

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 12:37 am
by Toddowen
Seeing the raw video without the usual newsroom fukstick narrative gives the horror of it a deeper impact.


I will show some respect though....Since that limo wasn't carrying a load of news media automatons off to party at one of those circle jerk awards ceromonies where they all win a coveted trophy for outstanding journalism.

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 1:19 am
by Carson
It takes something like this for a hetero wedding to get media attention.

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:14 pm
by Rooster
<Cue the Alicia Keyes background music>

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:33 pm
by Smackie Chan
Rooster wrote:<Cue the Alicia Keyes background music>
Brutal

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 1:12 am
by smackaholic
Roach wrote:Pussy farts do not burn. Unlike ass farts which are full of methane and other organic gasses, pussy farts contain yeasts, fish oils, menses, and fresh tasting douche remnants, if you are lucky. Not likely the girls were tickling their clits with bics. I don't expect LTS to understand this.
yeah, I suspect LTS' knowledge of quim is right up there with flight dynamics and metallurgy.

Re: While Lighting Pussy Farts In A Limo..

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:37 am
by LTS TRN 2
Only a tedious husk would go literal on what is obviously a twisted joke. But the controlled demolition of the three WTC buildings was no joke--it was the most brazen and ruthless crime committed in many decades. Wake up.