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Holy fuck, it's raining

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How am I supposed to burn down my next door neighbor's house and blame it on the Santa Ana winds?






How am I supposed to grill my lamb chops without getting my goddamn head wet?
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Even worse, your solar shade is out of commission.
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Poor baby.
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I'm in shock too.

Turned off the sprinkler system for tomorrow.
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Wolfman wrote:Poor baby.
It may not be Florida, but at least we can build our pools outdoors.

:P :lol: :P 8)
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Don't be knockin' Wolfman's pool, brah. One of the all-time great troll stops...

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Don't be knockin' Wolfman's pool, brah. One of the all-time great troll stops...

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Rack that.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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We ned rain every once in awhile, it cleans off the solar panels for tomorrow,
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Y2K wrote:We ned rain every once in awhile, it cleans off the solar panels for tomorrow,
Tree hugger!
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Rack Mgo!
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schmick wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote:
Y2K wrote:We ned rain every once in awhile, it cleans off the solar panels for tomorrow,
Tree hugger!

Im no tree hugger but I love the solar panels, run my AC all summer long and never have to pay SCEdison a dime

Then your system is oversized and you were probably played by whoever sold it to you.
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Mikey wrote:Image

How am I supposed to burn down my next door neighbor's house and blame it on the Santa Ana winds?

How am I supposed to grill my lamb chops without getting my goddamn head wet?
Sorry to hear about the calamity of a little liquid sunshine. :meds:

While you were enjoying the rain, I had to suffer through a ride around this ugly territory....
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote: While you were enjoying the rain, I had to suffer through a ride around this ugly territory....
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What are you riding these days....besides 7 year old boys?
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Sudden Sam wrote:
Diego in Seattle wrote: While you were enjoying the rain, I had to suffer through a ride around this ugly territory....
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What are you riding these days?
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