T1B

Spray won't be by, no mention of food in the subject.

smackaholic corporation ~ You have two cwos'. Each cwos' produces 1 gallon of milk per day. You are very proud of your 3 gallon daily milk production

War Wagon corporation ~ You have two cows. They're both gym teachers on the same softball team. You are oblivious to the strange moo-ing that emmanates from your barn every night. You will never hold a calf.

KC Scott corporation ~ You have two bulls. You can't stop from commenting on how "lean" the beef is.

Mace has two cows and they're both stump broke.

B_Smack corporation ~ You have two cows. You sell one to Wolfman. He never recieves the order. The cheque gets cashed, none the less.

Dins ~ You pick up two skank cows in some seedy auction house. Did I ever tell you that the U&L is heaven on Earth? Wow...just, wow...

Atomic Punk corporation ~ You have a cow...or a bull...uhhh...cow...ummm...Just be glad you're not him okay? Also, all mirrors in the stable are milk stained.

Diego corporation ~ You have a calf...

trev corporation ~ You meet a handsome, good looking Canadian cattle rancher...life is beautiful...

Mikey corporation ~ Your cows graze on gubmint land at the fukken taxpayers expense.

Smackie Chan corporation ~ Your cows graze in marijuana field. You give the milk and milk products to cancer patients. You're a good farmer and you rock the mic every Friday at the barn.

toddowen corporation ~ You have a cow and it's calf. The calf has sex with it's mother while watching Bette Davis movies and wearing ladies shoes. Will eventually be marinated to the point of being inedible.

mvscal corporation ~ When faced with criticism from other ranchers, you bombard them with profanities. The mvscal corporation way of raising cattle is THE ONLY WAY, you dumbfuck.

Screw_Michigan corporation ~ You live in DC (District Of Cows)...we know...we know...

poptart corporation ~ You sell the milk to a local dairy that, against your wishes, turns it into chocolate milk. Outraged, you take your cows to graze in another pasture. No one notices.

missjo Corporation - Cows deemed to be udderly unnecessary.

Please...just stick to songs...okey dokey?

Martyred wrote:Please...just stick to songs...okey dokey?

Just lending a much-needed hand, since you jumped the shark after AP Corp.

I'll let Mgo be the judge of that...

Martyred wrote:War Wagon corporation ~ You have two cows. They're both gym teachers on the same softball team. You are oblivious to the strange moo-ing that emmanates from your barn every night. You will never hold a calf.

You left out the part where one has to be put down after snapping a leg tripping over a garden tool.

Mace wrote:Mace has two cows and they're both stump broke.

Rack Mace and anyone that knows what "stump broke" is.

Lets turd Corp- Lets turd has a successful dairy operation going. One day after refusing a buyout offer from the Lowenstein Dairy Kibbutz across town, a 767 (allegedly) crashes into his barn, taking out the entire operation.

smackaholic wrote:(allegedly)

nice

KC Scott wrote:We haven't archived anything in a while

This thread has potential

Thanks for nominating your own thread for the archive.

I guess someone had to.

I'm sorry for the snippy tone, Scott...I'm on auto-pilot.

:|

Martyred wrote:I'm sorry for the snippy tone, Scott...I'm on auto-pilot.

:|

R-Jack corporation: You're in the market for two cows after a takeover of your stable enterprise.

R-Jack wrote:R-Jack corporation: You're in the market for two cows after a takeover of your stable enterprise.

I endorse this business plan.

Sin,

Slobbering Sam

Screw_Michigan wrote:

R-Jack wrote:R-Jack corporation: You're in the market for two cows after a takeover of your stable enterprise.

I endorse this business plan.

Sin,

Slobbering Sam

I don't even know what this means...
:?

Martyred wrote:Diego corporation ~ You have a calf...

That might be the only Diego reset I ever LOL'd at.

Martyred corporation: you have two cows and neither will produce milk. You hurl rocks at them until they become enraged and chase you back into the house... where you start throwing rocks at anybody who innocently happens by on T1B until they flee to .net, culling the T1B herd.

War Wagon wrote:Martyred corporation: You have two cows. Instead of milk, these cows give champagne...but the retarded chimps at TheOneFarmer'sMarket don't realise how good they've got it until Ol' Farmer Marty dies of Lyme Disease...






...or Lou Gehrig's disease........we're not quite sure yet.... :cry:

ftfy

Wags corp- Both your cows are made in america and lesbian. Nothing they say makes any fukking sense at all. And they listen exclusively to foghat and mtH.

edit- I had my shit bands mixed up. I think it was BtS.

sweet joseph and mary

Go coogs corp- He has 2 cows. He married the larger one.

Wolfie corp. He has two cows. They both give beast light on tap.

What about an Israeli corporation...?

First you get the U.S. to give you thousands of cows for free, then you murder the American president and blackmail the entire congress..then you start wars, sell weapons, create "false fire" incidents to promote a constant state of hysterical fear, and then sell the cows to the Arabs.

What?

Perk Corp. You have a cow and a bull. The cow is considerably taller than the bull. The cow first crouches to make herself appear to be the bull's size, then fucks the bull non-stop for an entire weekend, then tells the bull he's too short for her.

Sudden Sam Corp. Your bull goes through 3 cows, all of whom are at least 30 years younger than the bull. The second cow has Mad Cow Disease.

Screwy Corp. You have a bull but no cow. Your bull mocks the bulls owned by other corporations who have cows for mates, claiming that those bulls are pussy-whipped. The reality, however, is that no cow wants your bull.

Mikey, Inc: