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The last time shutyomouth saw his toes...

...Screw's only knowledge of "DC" was comic books.

...Diego ate candy instead of using it as bait.

...Jsc needed directions to the hospital.

Wolfman's grandchildren started pulling in SS cheques.

...the cops weren't called when Sam hit on women.

...KC Scott made his first million.

...Atomic Punk was a size 6.

...Colonel Sanders was a private.

you don't go from enlisted private to commissioned Colonel, you putz. The title you were looking for was Lieutenant and 2nd Lieutenant at that.

The last time 'spray saw his toes?

You were playing Asteroids. Colonel Mustard and Jsc aborted Professor Plum, in the ballroom, with the candlestick.

...Daughter Wagon was marrying her two Barbies in a "commitment ceremony".

Oh, the imagination of children...

...Slobbering Sam was on his first wedding.

...Smackie Chan was on quaaludes at Anaheim Stadium.

...Whitey was just embarking on his search for a clue.

Screw was but a gleam in Goobs eye...

War Wagon wrote:Screw was but a gleam in Goobs eye...

Nice IKYABWAI.

since some of you seem to be fixated on my daughters sexual orientation...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

as a child she really loved Alf. We still have a closet full of 'em we bought on ebay or whatnot.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

War Wagon wrote:Screw was but a gleam in Goobs eye...

Nice IKYABWAI.

huh?

Nice being an incomprehensible idiot.

War Wagon wrote:you don't go from enlisted private to commissioned Colonel, you putz. The title you were looking for was Lieutenant and 2nd Lieutenant at that.

Harland Sanders was a private in the US Army, dope. He was a Kentucky Colonel hence the Col. Sanders.

The last time shutyomouth saw his toes, he was still wearing diapers. What age he stopped wearing diapers is for you to guess.

P.S. I ran Gobbles McTubesteak, tard.

War Wagon wrote:you don't go from enlisted private to commissioned Colonel, you putz. The title you were looking for was Lieutenant and 2nd Lieutenant at that.

The last time 'spray saw his toes?

You were playing Asteroids. Colonel Mustard and Jsc aborted Professor Plum, in the ballroom, with the candlestick.

If you had done anything other than huff JP4 out on the flight line when you were in the chairforce, you might have learned about programs in the military where enlisted folk get their commission. My last CO on the JFK was one of these folks. He started out a seaman recruit (buck private). When he was my CO he was a navy Captain (equivalent of Colonel in the other services). Best fukkin CO I had. He retired a Vice Admiral.

So even disregarding old Harlan, you are still completely full of shit. No news flash there.

The last time shutyomouth saw his toes . . .

Dirt was still older than Mace. Mace has since caught and passed Dirt.

Dins and mvscal didn't know everything yet.

R-Jack was actually the age he now appears to be.

Ucan't was still too scrawny to catch KC Scott's eye.

The SEC had an excuse for not flying to away games, as airplanes hadn't been invented yet (or at least, hadn't found their way to the South yet).

My hopes for an undefeated Notre Dame season were not completely unrealistic. And nobody spoke about ND joining a conference.

AP's life was still worth living (okay, maybe I went a little too far with that one).

smackaholic wrote:If you had done anything other than huff JP4 out on the flight line when you were in the chairforce, you might have learned about programs in the military where enlisted folk get their commission. My last CO on the JFK was one of these folks. He started out a seaman recruit (buck private). When he was my CO he was a navy Captain (equivalent of Colonel in the other services). Best fukkin CO I had. He retired a Vice Admiral.

What was his name? It is extraordinarily rare for former enlisted to achieve flag rank. They usually top out at O5 and a waterwalker might make it to O6.

mvscal wrote:

smackaholic wrote:If you had done anything other than huff JP4 out on the flight line when you were in the chairforce, you might have learned about programs in the military where enlisted folk get their commission. My last CO on the JFK was one of these folks. He started out a seaman recruit (buck private). When he was my CO he was a navy Captain (equivalent of Colonel in the other services). Best fukkin CO I had. He retired a Vice Admiral.

What was his name? It is extraordinarily rare for former enlisted to achieve flag rank. They usually top out at O5 and a waterwalker might make it to O6.

My FiL enlisted in the Army Air Corps in WWII before he was technically old enough to enlist. Retired as a Captain in the AF.

Mikey wrote:My FiL enlisted in the Army Air Corps in WWII before he was technically old enough to enlist. Retired as a Captain in the AF.

Captain is an O3 in the Army, AF and Marines. Captain in the Navy is an O6.

'Spray, you will always have a place in my heart...you know that, don't you?