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...What is your excuse? Near death experience? Finalized your divorce? Son told you to stay away from his chillens? Had a ball removed (not that you had any to lose in the first place)?

Or did you fly to Oz to get with missjo and just got back?

I believe Screwy is going to take up dual ball residency. He likes Goober's ball in the summertime for the freshly shaven cool breeze factor.

KC Scott wrote:I was gonna guess his face was horribly disfigured in a ball waxing incident

Feeling pretty safe there these days Scrote? Tread lightly my friend.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Why are you facilitating bad behaviour?

You're not setting Screwey up, are you?

dude married into old school sicilian mob. finalizing a divorce means he ends up with some sort of masonry footwear.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:You're not setting Screwey up, are you?

Why, I would NEVER...

Atomic Punk wrote:

KC Scott wrote:I was gonna guess his face was horribly disfigured in a ball waxing incident

Feeling pretty safe there these days Scrote? Tread lightly my friend.

Look what the smell of stale spilled beer brought in. "Tread lightly" that's probably instructions tatooed on your lower back.

Screwball missed me. He's a total fucking masochist.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Had a ball removed (not that you had any to lose in the first place)?

That's right. In Screwy's world, the women have the balls.