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Because they have the hottest female reporters and commentators on the whole fukin planet. :grin:

Hot AND most importantly on the right side of politics.

yeah, but I'd cum on CNN's Ashleigh Banfield's glasses in a heartbeat and stalk Brittany Keilor until she placed a restraining order.

never heard of them

My bad, it's Brianna Keilar and you've heard of her now. M2 is slobbering because she's from Cal... and in this case I don't blame him.

I don't watch either Fox nor CNN, so I wouldn't know either of those tools.

Kelly's on Fox because she's a self-loathing liberal.

Kelly's on FOX because sex sells and she is a very smart dumb blond.

Look Barf, Brianna is way hotter and smarter than that other chick that calls herself Megan but spells it Megyn... that alone tells you that either her or her parents were dumb cunts, probably both.

Megyn, indeed. I guess Meghan was already taken.

Screw_Michigan wrote:I don't watch either Fox nor CNN, so I wouldn't know either of those tools.

Kelly's on Fox because she's a self-loathing liberal.

That's what I have YOU labeled as. BTW, If you don't watch Fox or CNN, how would you know you lying piece of shit?

War Wagon wrote:Look Barf, Brianna is way hotter and smarter than that other chick that calls herself Megan but spells it Megyn... that alone tells you that either her or her parents were dumb cunts, probably both.

Megyn, indeed. I guess Meghan was already taken.

Anyone that can sit and watch CNN is one of those iodots I've been hearing about

Atomic Punk wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:I don't watch either Fox nor CNN, so I wouldn't know either of those tools.

Kelly's on Fox because she's a self-loathing liberal.

That's what I have YOU labeled as. BTW, If you don't watch Fox or CNN, how would you know you lying piece of shit?

I don't VOLUNTARILY watch either Fox nor CNN, but sometimes through work obligations I have to pay attention to something being discussed on either channel. Is this flailing the best you can do in the midst of a drunken stupor? Lose another job, you fucking queef.

I'll take headline news and Robin Meade anyday.

At least Meade accurately resembles what attractive women her age actually look like. Compare to the Brianna Keilar montage that Whitey posted, where in America do you find chicks in their late 20s who actually look like that? Like Murphy fucking Brown, for God's sake?

Meanwhile, MSNBC throws this scag out there:

Screw_Michigan wrote:At least Meade accurately resembles what attractive women her age actually look like. Compare to the Brianna Keilar montage that Whitey posted, where in America do you find chicks in their late 20s who actually look like that? Like Murphy fucking Brown, for God's sake?

What does this mean?

I'm not sure, but if those 49 pics of Brianna Keilar don't accurately reflect an average American woman in her 20's... I don't care.

She's a stone cold drop dead knockout and you seem to acknowledge that fact. She's also smarter than Barf drooling over a Fox hottie while he calls somebody who watches CNN an idiot.

But most sedimentary rocks are smarter than Barf.

It would look like 500 snails ran a race on her when I'm done.

War Wagon wrote:I'm not sure, but if those 49 pics of Brianna Keilar don't accurately reflect an average American woman in her 20's... I don't care.

She's a stone cold drop dead knockout and you seem to acknowledge that fact. She's also smarter than Barf drooling over a Fox hottie while he calls somebody who watches CNN an idiot.

Don't try and put words in my mouth Wags, I said iodot. As to drooling, the two big titted brunettes on "The 5" are the ones that make my peepee all slick and stuff.

War Wagon wrote:What does this mean?

It means exactly what I said, idiot. Hot chicks in their late 20s don't look like TV fucking news anchors, unless they apparently do in KC, MO. She looks fucking ridiculous in that montage and you know it.

Then again, the quality of talent is so pathetic in KC, MO, I can see how you'd be smitten with a minor league "hottie" like Keilar. Minor league market, minor league talent, asswipe.

you really suck at this smack thingie Screw and I trust that you aren't paid for anything more taxing than scrubbing toilets after graduating from jizz mopping summa cum laud.

R-Jack wrote:
It would look like 500 snails ran a race on her when I'm done.

RiggityRACKit