T1B

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:25 pm**

Total numbnuts, this guy.

(KAIT) -

A Mid-South man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has "no feeling from the waist down".

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a "burning pain" in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

He also noticed the "small, white, fluffy dog" had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that "the dog had eaten one of his testicles."

The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.

Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized. Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.

http://www.14news.com/story/22970355/do ... s-testicle

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:31 pm**

The dog almost ate my homework.

~Irie Lagos~

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:35 pm**

St. Bernards Regional Medical Center

The jokes just write themselves.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:38 pm**

Just another example of white on white crime. Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:19 pm**

You were told to move along assface.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:20 pm**

Another example of this country's racial injustice. Dog eats a white man's nut & gets euthanized. If the victim had been one of our African-American brethren, the dog would've merely been blackballed.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:26 pm**

sometimes you feel like a nut.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:37 pm**

Smackie Chan wrote:Another example of this country's racial injustice. Dog eats a white man's nut & gets euthanized. If the victim had been one of our African-American brethren, the dog would've merely been blackballed.

What's the big deal? He was paralyzed. It shouldn't make vas deferens.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:44 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:What's the big deal? He was paralyzed. It shouldn't make vas deferens.

Look, dude, I was just trying to illustrate a point. No need to get all teste with me.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:49 pm**

Whatever, man. Think I'll just take my ball and go home.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:55 pm**

He's just having a ball, cut him some slack, OK?

Knock it off!

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 4:17 pm**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Whatever, man. Think I'll just take my ball and go home.

Better yours than some cripple's.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:28 pm**

So what's the big deal?

sin
Virgil "Lefty" Livers

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:12 pm**

Moving Sale wrote:Just another example of white on white crime.

This deserves a RACK.

I'm sorry...it just does.

Posted: **Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:40 pm**

The dog just "happened" to gnaw off a ball while he was "asleep"? Umm....yeah, right...because dogs do that all the time.

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:46 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
St. Bernards Regional Medical Center
The jokes just write themselves.

rack it

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:49 am**

mvscal wrote:The dog just "happened" to gnaw off a ball while he was "asleep"? Umm....yeah, right...because dogs do that all the time.

sincerely,

dude who uses peanut butter but has the common sense to wipe off when he's done. no rest for the wicked indeed

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:14 pm**

That dude might actually prefer to be AP.

Posted: **Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:16 am**

Who gives a flying turd ...

T1B

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