You know, the stupid bitch who constantly updates her status on every mundane facet of her life.
From what she had for breakfast to saying goodnight to all her FB "familia" and every last damn thing in between. Every. Day.
For the love of God and the sake of humanity, Facebook servers should be nuked from existence.
stalkerdave wrote:BWA!!! :jo: This, coming from a guy sporting a MIZZOU hat, AND a MIZZOU shirt in his facebook profile pic, while never taking a single class at the ZOU.
Thata way to kick your own ass twice in one post wags. :rotfl:
dave, you need to answer for this here. I'm not your FB fliend. Maybe you should friend me? Is your name really dave?
Did you seriously stalk me to find my FB profile?
Dumb question, of course you did, thus this thread.
dude...
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:53 am
by Screw_Michigan
What's going on here?
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:33 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Wait a second...
MIZZOU hat, AND a MIZZOU shirt
Wags, you were double-billing on team gear? Never double-bill.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:37 am
by War Wagon
Screw_Michigan wrote:What's going on here?
That should be apparent.
I'm calling out 'dave' for stalking and wondering if I need to install new locks on my doors. Because while I don't know who he is, he obviously knows who I am.
Which is ok, I guess. I don't feel threatened, just wondering why dude found it necessary to track me down on FB because I've made fun of his illiteracy and idiotic Jim Rome style posts.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:42 am
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Never double-bill.
What if you're going to a game? Then it's OK.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:46 am
by War Wagon
This thread was just a ruse... Smackie Chan would never play this.
Well, he might...
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:14 am
by Smackie Chan
War Wagon wrote:Smackie Chan would never play this.
Never say never, since I'm considering doing a show consisting of tunes I'd never play.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:48 pm
by Mikey
Smackie Chan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:Smackie Chan would never play this.
Never say never, since I'm considering doing a show consisting of tunes I'd never play.
:doh:
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:16 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Smackie Chan wrote:I'm considering doing a show consisting of tunes I'd never play.
Screwey's gonna lend you his external hard drive?
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:35 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Screwey's gonna lend you his external hard drive?
Not possible.
It's permanently glued to his desk with jizz.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:49 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
How soon you forget Screwey's area of expertise. If anybody can extricate that thing, it's him.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:13 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Well...you're assuming he'd want to...
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:26 pm
by Smackie Chan
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Screwey's gonna lend you his external hard drive?
Not possible.
It's permanently glued to his desk with jizz.
Screwy takes Metro, plays his music on a phonograph, and posts from a Commodore 64. I seriously doubt a hard drive is within his budget.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:37 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Smackie Chan wrote:I seriously doubt a hard drive is within his budget.
It's just an old shoe box, but nobody's had the heart to tell him all these years.
Shhhh...
Just let him have this one, okay? It brings so much joy into his life.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:31 pm
by Atomic Punk
War Wagon wrote:from .net... yeah, sue me.
dave, you need to answer for this here. I'm not your FB fliend. Maybe you should friend me? Is your name really dave?
Did you seriously stalk me to find my FB profile?
You sound like a chick... a pussy... a bitch, etc.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:40 pm
by Derron
Atomic Punk wrote:
War Wagon wrote:from .net... yeah, sue me.
dave, you need to answer for this here. I'm not your FB fliend. Maybe you should friend me? Is your name really dave?
Did you seriously stalk me to find my FB profile?
You sound like a chick... a pussy... a bitch, etc.
You would certainly know about that.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:17 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Smackie Chan wrote:
Screwy takes Metro, plays his music on a phonograph, and posts from a Commodore 64. I seriously doubt a hard drive is within his budget.
Can I get an Internet Bro Fist Bump (TM)?
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:37 pm
by kcdave
War Wagon wrote:Maybe you should friend me?
:gay: Whoa bro! #no homo
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:38 am
by R-Jack
Did you just do the hashtag thing?
You fucking homo. Pretty please. Go choke to death on a bowl of Arab ballhairs.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:04 am
by kcdave
#no homo
#mean people suck
#you got trolled
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:01 pm
by War Wagon
twitter = one more pop culture thing I don't give a shit about.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:26 pm
by Left Seater
While I wouldn't call it pop culture, I agree.
Just like Facebook, I have never spent even a second on twitter.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 8:56 pm
by kcdave
All bs aside, if you give a shit about sports, or news/current events and you are not on Twitter, you are living in the dark ages. I have very few followers on Twitter. I really don't care if I have any.
I don't use Twitter as a source of expression. Hell that's what these boards are for. Twitter is an excellent source of knowledge.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:18 pm
by Derron
kcdave wrote:All bs aside, if you give a shit about sports, or news/current events and you are not on Twitter, you are living in the dark ages. I have very few followers on Twitter. I really don't care if I have any.
I don't use Twitter as a source of expression. Hell that's what these boards are for. Twitter is an excellent source of knowledge.
kcdave wrote:
#no homo
#mean people suck
#you got trolled
Then you must realize how gay this makes you look posting this hash tag bullshit, when none of us care, understand it nor will try to understand it.
Continue on with your internet pop shit if it makes you feel good, and it brings you out of the dark ages, but remember that you still live in KC.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
kcdave wrote:All bs aside, if you give a shit about sports, or news/current events and you are not on Twitter, you are living in the dark ages. I have very few followers on Twitter. I really don't care if I have any.
I don't use Twitter as a source of expression. Hell that's what these boards are for. Twitter is an excellent source of knowledge.
Twitter is by far the avenue for breaking news and information nowadays.
Re: Time to hire a Locksmith
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:24 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screw_Michigan wrote:Twitter is by far the avenue for breaking news and information nowadays.
I thought that's what this place was for? Oh, and scat pics.