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As some of you know, I've been too busy to post the last week because I've been spending my free time at Oak Hill watching the motherfucking PGA. Well here's my PET from the practice round I attended.

Just past bag check you see the merchandising compound with the clubhouse in the distance.

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Next up, the clubhouse

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Stopped at the driving range where I ran into Sergio re-gripping the club. Just stop it Sergio. Here Sergio is pictured looking at the grip of his club. He's probably wondering how many times he should re-grip. Here's a clue Sergio, twice. You should never re-grip more than twice.

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Fortunately the next player I saw made me forget Sergio's idiocy. Watching Vijay Singh practice driving the ball is like watching Ted Williams practice hitting. Just a thing of beauty. Check out this drive. Look how he is still looking at the tee 1/3 of the way through his follow through.

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Enough of the practice range, let's hit the course. Here's Luke Donald coming up 13.

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Nick Watney with his ball in flight, also on 13.

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Charley Hoffman and his mullet.

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Meandering back up the hill I found Masters Champion Adam Scott on 14 tee. He looks like winning a major took a load off.

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Then I headed down to 8 green and 9 tee. This is where I ran into 2003 Open Championship winner Ben Curtis.

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Defending PGA Champion Rory McIlroy playing to the green. He didn't make it.

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Rory putting. He missed

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More shots later.
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Nice Bri. I wondered if you were around there.
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What did you take those pics with? A fucking webcam?

Jesus...what a mess...

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Rack the PET.
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Part two...

A picture of Davis Love III picking his ass.

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Another DL3 pic. He was cool enough to engage in some banter with us on 9 tee.

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Your 2nd place finisher, Jim Furyk with Eldrick's first bag man. They look pretty lose.

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With these pics I was almost set to pack it in. But then I saw that some big names would be coming to 18. First up, Mr. Tom Watson. Watson got a special invitation to play this year and was honored with a plaque on one of the oaks at the 13th hole.

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Then, your reigning Champion Golfer of the Year. He looked drained. Obviously he was drained.

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Lefty's partner Rickie Fowler looked a little more chipper. And he played like it too.

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A few more to follow...
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Rack the pet, but where the hell is Tig?
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kcdave wrote:Rack the pet, but where the hell is Tig?
I missed Tiger's practice round. Had to get the son to summer preschool. I did see him play on Saturday and Sunday. I managed to get a few phone picks from far, far away before the phone Nazis descended. Here's one. He's putting on 13.

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I also got one of this year's winner on Saturday as he was leaving 18

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Nice PET, BSuck. Thanks for sparing us the Tiger photos. Losers don't deserve the time nor attention.
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That guy looks like he should be working at Best Buy's Geek Squad, not winning golf majors and banging hotties. Damn.
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kcdave wrote:Tig
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poofmo.
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