T1B

Listen, folks. It's time to get serious about something.

It's time we all stand as one, in an effort to bring poptart home. I humbly request that each and every one of you wear the Fred Phelps avatar in support of poptart's return. Right now he's just a lost puppy, and he needs our help to return home.

Let's use this thread as the vehicle to bring 'tart home safe and sound. Who's with me? Huh?

Tart, I know that you feel you were slighted in the past, and I'm here to apologize on behalf of anyone who has wronged you in any way. But I also must respectfully implore you to move on. It's time to forgive and forget, pop. That's what God would want, our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ. Unburden yourself of these demons you carry with you.

Do it, pop. Do it for us. Do it for your soul. Most of all, do it for Him.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:do it for Him.

Phelps?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:he's just a lost puppy sheep

See Luke 15: 3-7

Guys, this is not a thread for cracking wise. Be warned, the content here will be moderated with a heavy hand.

Let's please focus on the task at hand.

pop, we want to do whatever it takes to make you feel comfortable here again. I know it's not just as simple as packing your bags and showing back up on our doorstep. You need to ease your way back in here. I get that.

Let's all sit around the room and get comfortable and relax, and just listen to you talk. pop, why don't you tell us about that important moment you decided to let God into your life?

How did you come to receive Him?

At the precise moment that you received Him, how did that feel?

Did you find yourself strangely sore the next morning? By that I mean, were you emotionally sore from the deep and powerful connection you established for the very first time with Him?

Just talk, pop. Just talk. No pressure. Let's ease our way back into this thing.

todd is gonna' be jealous.

Sudden Sam wrote:I'm a poptart fan...like the guy a lot. That said...

When I hear folks say they have a personal relationship with Jesus, I worry about them. Really? You have a personal relationship with this guy, huh?

And praying? Ummmm...don't we lock people away who talk to folks who aren't there? Why do Christians get a pass?

if you're trolling for Pop, it just might work, if not, I'll pray for you.

Sudden Sam wrote:I'm a poptart fan...like the guy a lot. That said...

When I hear folks say they have a personal relationship with Jesus, I worry about them. Really? You have a personal relationship with this guy, huh?

And praying? Ummmm...don't we lock people away who talk to folks who aren't there? Why do Christians get a pass?

I see where this is going, and I don't like it.

Come on, guys. Let's stay supportive.

:|

That's actually true.

poptart, a real man doesn't behave dramatically like this. A real man doesn't hold grudges. A real man gets over shit, instantly.

That's right, bro.

I AM CHALLENGING YOUR MANHOOD!

I hope you sissies have enjoyed your hot summer, and you can consider it training.
If you don't renounce your lifestyle, most of you will be going to the HOTTEST PLACE IN HELL.

Bunch of damn faggots!


Someone from this board gave me a heads up that this thread was up here.
So I'm giving you my input.


I like the way Russ runs his board ---> and I enjoy posting there.

I know some folks feel some "rivalry" between .net and T1B, but it's mostly not necessary.
From spending time at both boards, it's obvious that there are good posters (and some 'tards) at both boards.

Many of the "core" guys at .net would like to read posts from many of the "core" guys here -- and visa versa.
And some people do post at both boards.


I think an effort to combine the boards should be made.

So admins, get together.
Or maybe you already have, and it won't work.
Or... maybe there is something else.
I dunno.

I like a ONE BOARD idea (with admins that aren't warped faggots :wink: ) and would hope to see it occur.

But I'm not holding my breath.


Repent or get ready for your hell, flamers!

HALLELUJAH!

PRAISE JESUS!!!!

RACK poptart!

Bwah! Rack that!

That vid should be posted in the Pure Art Haus, also.

We got no problems then, KC Everett.

Luv,
Poptart

RACK Mgo!

side ache over here boss, rack mgo

Who gives a shit? poopfart left here for good reason. You are all a bunch of misfits, drunks, wife beaters, trannies, homophobes, racists, braggarts, know-it-alls, paranoid doomsday prepping, chain-smoking, stroking out losers, ugly people with dykes as daughters, fat fucks, bald heads, desk jockeys, faggots that wear sandals at DMV, and lawyer midget tossers... and wankers.

Who can blame him?

haha

Yes, the neighborhood where I am posting these days has none of the above.


Btw, RACK the current board sig line!

LMAO!

Atomic Punk wrote:Who gives a shit? poopfart left here for good reason. You are all a bunch of misfits, drunks, wife beaters, trannies, homophobes, racists, braggarts, know-it-alls, paranoid doomsday prepping, chain-smoking, stroking out losers, ugly people with dykes as daughters, fat fucks, bald heads, desk jockeys, faggots that wear sandals at DMV, and lawyer midget tossers... and wankers.

At least you were objective enough to include yourself in there. +1

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:At least you were objective enough to include yourself in there. +1

Sorry you had to find out that I am a paranoid doomsday prepper. I'll have the last laugh in the end days.

How does one go about "doomsday prepping" in a shitty apartment complex? Did you rent one of those 3 x 5 storage cages and fill it with guns and Keystone Light?

Keystone Light is so 3 years ago. It's Natty Lite now. Stay current and in touch with current events. Who would want this shithole apartment when the electrical "grid" comes down. Sure, my Barrett M82A1 .416 might be a little over kill, but CA law doesn't allow me to have the .50 cal variant. Those 10 foot shots with that accuracy is not playin' around. No siree.

Yep buddy, if I could get an M134 I would. I already have multiple 30 packs of Natty Lite buried in strategic locations in the local Sierra Nevada. I got enough to last about at least 1 or 2 weeks.

Don't get me started on my other prepper gear. Got anything else funny boy? Are you prepared? Didn't think so.

AP, is there something you are specifically prepping for?

poptart wrote:haha

Yes, the neighborhood where I am posting these days has none of the above.


Btw, RACK the current board sig line!

LMAO!

So you're "LMAO" and posting somewhere where the description of this board membership doesn't exist in your Utopia of smack boards. I don't keep up with you, like many others, so I have no idea where you post.

Are you saying that the place you post on doesn't have the jerkoff-types that post here? Nobody here is immune to intense scrutiny and humiliation. That's just the way the dice rolls here. If you're too much of a pussy, then go back to wherever it is that makes you happy.

I would rather hang with the most loathsome scum (which is pretty much all here) that posts on this board. No idea why Marty wants you back.

poptart wrote:AP, is there something you are specifically prepping for?

Lane Bryant end of season sale I'm guessing.

haha
Don't know why I hadn't considered that.


AP, why so snippy?
I was being sarcastic -- and I'm honestly not your enemy, like many of the @sshats here.

I'm at .net -- where things roll a lot like they do here.
Most of the members there are admitted jack offs, for crying out loud.


Btw, didn't I ask you a question?

No idea why you post there and discount my description of the posters here. If I remember correctly Russ (he is a really cool mofo BTW) may have started that dump. Not sure if there are 3 or 4 posters there not including the numerous trolls. My girlfriend posts there. Hot tight ass, long red rusty hair, anger issues, unhappy, etc. So if going there and excluding yourself here, then.

Come back brother poopfart. No harm no fowl. I think it was KC Scrote that ran you off the board. Well, Scrote is reformed and is into weed eating with that gimmick weed eater head and also swats Cicada killing wasps. Why don't you forgive and forget brother poopfart?

A board needs its Pharisees. You need to come here and judge people with damnation to get them right. Throw the motel Gideons left and right and smite these fools that don't respect your authoritaaaah.

Amen and amen!

Your "girlfriend" posts at tards.net? How much of a loser are you?

Screw_Michigan wrote:Your "girlfriend" posts at tards.net? How much of a loser are you?

Isn't that obvious?

Atomic Punk wrote:My girlfriend posts there. Hot tight ass, long red rusty hair, anger issues, unhappy, etc. So if going there and excluding yourself here, then.

Your girl friend may post at .net, but he is a big black guy who likes you to wear bloody girl panties. Most of the rest of your post (like your others) is incomprehensible garble.

Stay drunk, keep entertaining us.







PS Hi Pops.

Atomic Punk wrote:My girlfriend posts there. Hot tight ass, long red rusty hair, anger issues, unhappy, etc.

You're dating Lillian Vernon?

Say hi to Katy for me.

And by that, I mean don't.

Imus wrote:PS Hi Pops.

Hi Imus.

You know, when I came in here I thought I might see a different, rehabilitated AP.

But it appears he's completely shell-shocked ---> with paranoia coursing through his vein(s).

I merely reached up to scratch my ear and he thought I was going to belt him.


I'm not your enemy, AP.
Honest.

We're both in "the flock," yes?


- Phariseetart

poopfart, you acknowledging a cowardly shit troll is why you should never post here again. Was it KC Scrote that ran you off? If so, then my apologies to the wise admin for making you take your bitch ass to .net... if that board is still in business.

You are delusional if you think I'm "shell-shocked" when it comes to you.

BTW, missed you buddy. Don't let a few piss you off so much that you leave this shithole. You need to just relax and hang out once again. Notice the difference in my approach to responding to you? It's intentional to either bait tards or actually have a real pow wow.

For example, you want to talk about weed eaters or strokes, then it's interesting. Then when a total fool like TVblOw chimes in then it's hat changing time to give them what they want. Moving Sale wants to be beaten to a pulp just like Pedo. They enjoy it.

Much love

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:HALLELUJAH!

PRAISE JESUS!!!!

RACK poptart!

no doubt



I hope you're hear to stay tart

Atomic Punk wrote:No idea why you post there and discount my description of the posters here.

why does everyone on this board discount everything you post?

there's a reason why "at least I'm not AP" is the calling card of virtually every poster on this board.....

Felix wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:HALLELUJAH!

PRAISE JESUS!!!!

RACK poptart!

no doubt

I hope you're hear to stay tart

Doesn't need a response does it?