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Screw_Michigan wrote:1
I love her. Maybe it's her "Jewess" look...



2
She looks retarded and you can bet family get-togethers would be painful, with her equally retarded family.



3
You so much as look at another chick's ass, this one will bury a pair of scissors into your neck while you're sleeping. You can tell by the psychotic look in her eyes.



4
She looks like she got hit in the mug with a frying pan...just like a Warner Bros. cartoon.



5
She looks like a good time...until she explains "It's not you, it's me" and then you're left standing with a box full of your stuff on her doorstep



6
Long after you've broken up, they're will always be the sex film the two of you made. You just know it.



7
Throw one into her soon, 'cause you know she's going to get fat as soon as she feels "comfortable" in the relationship.



8
Possibly lesbian. If it all goes sour between you, just ask if it's okay to come by once in a while and "watch".