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Florida, Bitches

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:58 am
by Diego in Seattle
Needs some info on good places for grub. I'll be flying in & out of Orlando, with a visit to Epic at Didney World & Cape Canaveral being definite stops. I might make a trip down to Key West or somewhere around there if I can get confirmation that there's some good snorkeling to be done down there at the beginning of October.

TIA

P.S.
I ain't reading no Chucky Cheese resets, Atomic Panties.

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:40 pm
by Left Seater
If you like to snorkel get to Key West. Some of the best snorkeling can be found out at the Dry Tortugas. Awesome day trip. White beach, Ft Jefferson, snorkeling, etc. Go big and take the float plane trip out there and back.

I got nothing for you at Disney.

Do one of the behind the scenes tours at the Cape. Gets you away from the crowds and you get so see a ton more than just driving by on the tram while a 16 year old points out bldgs.

From there make a stop at Ron Jon's surf shop. Then head south to Melbourne on your way to Key West. If Pop's Casbah is still open STOP and eat. Decent air boat tours of the St Johns river can be had just west of Melbourne. Then south of Melbourne on the coast stop at Sebastian Inlet. Tons of surfers will be out, but check out the inland side where the water is calm and you can walk for miles in the clear shallow water.

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:57 pm
by Mikey
Haven't been to Florida in about 20 years and have no desire ever to return.

That being said, I remember a place in Titusville called Dixie Crossroads that was pretty awesome. I suppose it's probably considered a tourist trap but the rock shrimp, corn fritters and key lime pie are all worth the effort.

Just be sure not to make anybody feel threatened in any way, or you might leave in a pine box.

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:05 am
by Atomic Punk
Left Seater wrote:If you like to snorkel...
He doesn't like water but he likes to snorkle.
Left Seater wrote:I got nothing for you at Disney.
Snorkle + Disney = ?

Yes, the government is paying to send Pedo to another state.

No justice, no peace for the children :(

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:23 am
by Moving Sale
LS&Diego,
Pop's Casbah is now Matt's Casbah. Totally different place. It's now high end fusion. Kinda meh.

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 11:14 am
by Screw_Michigan
Florida = America's Shitpipe.

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:49 pm
by BSmack
I guess that would make Georgia and Alabama America's colon.

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:57 pm
by Left Seater
Moving Sale wrote:LS&Diego,
Pop's Casbah is now Matt's Casbah. Totally different place. It's now high end fusion. Kinda meh.

That blows goats. my mom was a huge fan of the peanut butter pie.

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 1:34 pm
by poptart
BSmack wrote:I guess that would make Georgia and Alabama America's colon.
Yeah, and it makes Canada the North American brain.

- Guess who?

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:25 pm
by BSmack
poptart wrote:
BSmack wrote:I guess that would make Georgia and Alabama America's colon.
Yeah, and it makes Canada the North American brain.

- Guess who?
They don't like American women.

Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:57 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
poptart wrote:
BSmack wrote:I guess that would make Georgia and Alabama America's colon.
Yeah, and it makes Canada the North American brain.

- Guess who?

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Re: Florida, Bitches

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 7:49 pm
by BSmack
Nunavut Uber Alles.