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Re: Animals Loose in Mall

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:39 pm
by BSmack
Sudden Sam wrote:Which particular branch/sect of Islam should I convert to in order to avoid being castrated or beheaded? I gotta know! Ain't no point in joining the wrong group.
It doesn't matter because if you join the right sect, you have to let yourself be ass raped by your buddies so the explosives fit better in your ass. It is a loose-loose situation.

Re: Animals Loose in Mall

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:46 pm
by Dinsdale
BSmack wrote:It is a loose-loose situation.

Nice.

Re: Animals Loose in Mall

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:48 pm
by Smackie Chan
BSmack wrote:if you join the right sect, you have to let yourself be ass raped by your buddies so the explosives fit better in your ass. It is a loose-loose situation.
Appropriate misspelling.

Re: Animals Loose in Mall

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:52 pm
by Dinsdale
Were these animals in question ungulates?

Re: Animals Loose in Mall

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 5:10 pm
by Truman
I thought this was a thread about.. er

Image

Fuggit. :|

Re: Animals Loose in Mall

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:16 pm
by poptart
Sam wrote:eyes gouged
the noses are ripped by pliers
Pro Wresting.
The Three Stooges.

How awful can it really be?

Re: Animals Loose in Mall

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 3:53 pm
by Goober McTuber
Have you ever seen a chicken with its head cut off?