Slightly Retarded Duck

[Dinsdale]

Take it easy on Kiko.

Poor boy got to Eugene at 18, and quickly found out he was an alcoholic. Never did anything too bad beyond the DUI, but was a fuckup, and rarely played his first 2 seasons. But to his credit, he recognized his problem, sucked it up, and focused.

In the sea of CFB fuckups (and every program has plenty), he at least swam to shore.

He was kind of a Rose Bowl MVP and stuff.

But it was nice to see our fuckhead fuckup get his shit together. I'll root for anyone to do that from any team.

Regardless of his... oratory abilities.

[Dinsdale]

I was stunned. He didn't really answer any questions he was asked. And what he did say was sorta grade school level.

I think he learned it from Chip.

What's odd, with all of Oregon's offensive firepower, they've put way more defensive players than offense in the pros over the last several years. Pretty much no Pro Bowlers on offense, several on defense.

Although the best center in the NFL, starting with the day he took his first snap in Game 1 of his rookie season, is a Duck. Too bad he plays for that team, that's up the street from Those People. Actually, Cheaty has drafed a few Quacks.

[Mikey]

Take it easy on Kiko.

Poor boy got to Eugene at 18, and quickly found out he was an alcoholic. Never did anything too bad beyond the DUI, but was a fuckup, and rarely played his first 2 seasons. But to his credit, he recognized his problem, sucked it up, and focused.

In the sea of CFB fuckups (and every program has plenty), he at least swam to shore.

He was kind of a Rose Bowl MVP and stuff.

But it was nice to see our fuckhead fuckup get his shit together. I'll root for anyone to do that from any team.

Regardless of his... oratory abilities.

Probably graduated with honors too.
Wonder if he could have made it at Cal.