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I'm sorry...

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:17 pm
by Goober McTuber
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/97926 ... ching-band

Bunch of ignorant thugs coached by a knuckle-dragging moron.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:49 pm
by Goober McTuber
One good game. If he has 12 more, I'll be happy.

How about that Trent Richardson fellow?

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:47 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote:coached by a knuckle-dragging moron.
You aren't qualified to empty that "knuckle-dragging moron's" colostomy bag.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:36 am
by Shoalzie
Raiola is a dipshit...

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:39 am
by Screw_Michigan
Shoalzie wrote:Raiola is a dipshit...
What is his fucking problem, indeed. Dude has definitely taken too many hits to the dome.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:58 am
by Dinsdale
Even funnier when you consider he had a brother who palyed at Wisconsin.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:25 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:coached by a knuckle-dragging moron.
You aren't qualified to empty that "knuckle-dragging moron's" colostomy bag.
And that's a good thing.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:03 am
by Mikey
And on a lighter note I give you...

Richie "the blob" Incognito

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Jonathan "the mouse" Martin

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Question of the day:
Will Richie stomp Jonathan's a$$, and will Jonathan roll over and take it, or will he run away crying to his mama?

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:15 am
by Screw_Michigan
Not only is Incognito a douchebag and a giant piece of shit, he fucking SUCKS. Don't you have to be, you know, somewhat GOOD to be considered a team leader?

I hope he's arrested and charged with felony extortion and some assault charges thrown in there. No wonder the Phins are a colostomy bag franchise. They fuck everything up.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 1:16 am
by Screw_Michigan
KC Scott wrote: Of all the places you don't expect to hear a case of bullying, an NFL locker room would top that list
It's not the "bullying." It's the extortion and "I'll kill you."

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 5:42 pm
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:It's not the "bullying." It's the extortion and "I'll kill you."
Anybody remember when a mentally unstable Chargers LB stole Ryan Leaf's credit card and charged 5 figures worth of bar tabs on it? I seem to recall Leaf's reaction to that was universally criticized by sportswriters and pundits. Now Incognito does the same thing to Martin with a couple of n-bombs and death threats and he's the bad guy?

Football sure has changed.

:lol:

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:51 pm
by Goober McTuber
John Moffit on Twitter wrote:Football was fun but my head hurts-haha kidding roger goodell. I'm on to new things, thanks to everyone along the way!!!
Good for him. Better than he should wind up like Mike Webster.

You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.


(I put this in the Bronco thread but maybe it's a better fit here).

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:21 pm
by Sirfindafold
Goober McTuber wrote: You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.
Always wondered why you only charge a quarter for a blow job.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:41 pm
by Mikey
Sirfindafold wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.
Always wondered why you only charge a quarter for a blow job.
Do you usually pay more?

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:23 pm
by poptart
Goober wrote:Good for him. Better than he should wind up like Mike Webster.

You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.
Ditto.

I don't pretend to know everything about his personal situation -- or what is really motivating him, but if it's his call to get out, more power to him for doing so.

To each his own.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:27 pm
by Goober McTuber
poptart wrote:
Goober wrote:Good for him. Better than he should wind up like Mike Webster.

You see Scott, for some people, money isn't everything.
Ditto.

I don't pretend to know everything about his personal situation -- or what is really motivating him, but if it's his call to get out, more power to him for doing so.

To each his own.
Dude is hilarious. He will wind up somewhere in TV/radio.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:04 pm
by Goober McTuber
It's about fucking over the Broncos. :mrgreen:

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:29 pm
by Mikey
KC Scott wrote:it's not just about the money

it's also letting down your teamates in the middle of the season

it's also the roster spot he took from someone else in camp

it's also about letting your fears control you, rather than you controlling your fears

it's about quitting
I didn't realize you were still in high school.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:27 pm
by jiminphilly
KC Scott wrote: it's also about letting your fears control you, rather than you controlling your fears
How is that working out for Tony Dorsett?

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:49 am
by jiminphilly
KC Scott wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
KC Scott wrote: it's also about letting your fears control you, rather than you controlling your fears
How is that working out for Tony Dorsett?
I wish someone would ask Tony if he'd trade the experience of starring in the NFL for 10 years off his life
"Memory loss, more so than anything it's been my big deal," he said. "Sometimes you can have sensitivity to light and things like that. But my thing was not remembering. I've been taking my daughters to practice for years and all of a sudden I forget how to get there."

His daughters are afraid, he said. They wonder which father they will get. Will he be the happy dad or the one in a bad mood.
I'm pretty sure his Daughters would like to be asked the same question..

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:18 pm
by mvscal
KC Scott wrote:it's not just about the money
That's all that it's about. It's professional football, remember? He doesn't owe anybody on that team or organization anything. It's a job. That's all. People quit their jobs every day and nobody judges them for it.

He doesn't want to play pro football anymore. Who gives a fuck?

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2013 7:32 pm
by Mikey
mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote:it's not just about the money
That's all that it's about. It's professional football, remember? He doesn't owe anybody on that team or organization anything. It's a job. That's all. People quit their jobs every day and nobody judges them for it.

He doesn't want to play pro football anymore. Who gives a fuck?
Maybe he should have given two weeks notice, and offered to finish up his unfinished projects and train his replacement.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:42 am
by mvscal
KC Scott wrote:Being gifted enough to play any Pro Sport is a hell of a lot different than being a cube dweller
Is that supposed to create some obligation to fufill your expectations?

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:05 am
by Dinsdale
At what pay grade or occupation does a person have an obligation to stay at their job?

I'll accept president of a country, or high ranking official.

Doctor?

Chiropractor?

Very talented heavy equipment operator (much greater asset to his community than a football player)?

School teacher (see above)?

Architect?

Musician?

Plumber (also more important than a football player)?

Where are we drawing the line here?

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:23 pm
by mvscal
Mikey wrote:And on a lighter note I give you...

Richie "the blob" Incognito

Image


vs.


Jonathan "the mouse" Martin

Image


Question of the day:
Will Richie stomp Jonathan's a$$, and will Jonathan roll over and take it, or will he run away crying to his mama?
In thirty years, Martin will have convinced himself that he didn't actually quit the team, run home to his Mommy and Daddy and receive therapy to treat his "emotional distress."

No, he'll hop on the internet and tell everyone how there was this one asshole who was always fucking with him, you know, calling him a half-mvscal and making him buy expensive dinners and shit. Well, anyway, one day he said, "Fuck this," and grabbed him by the throat, pinned him in his locker and start smashing his face until his nose exploded like a tomato can and his eyes rolled back. He just kept raining blows down on this bully until his buddies (who always had his back, btw) pulled him off. That mean bully never fucked with Martin again, you can believe that.

Re: I'm sorry...

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:23 pm
by R-Jack
mvscal wrote:
No, he'll hop on the internet and tell everyone how there was this one asshole who was always fucking with him, you know, calling him a half-mvscal and making him buy expensive dinners and shit. Well, anyway, one day he said, "Fuck this," and grabbed him by the throat, pinned him in his locker and start smashing his face until his nose exploded like a tomato can and his eyes rolled back. He just kept raining blows down on this bully until his buddies (who always had his back, btw) pulled him off. That mean bully never fucked with Martin again, you can believe that.
Is this before or after he moves to the U&L?