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orcinus
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Without question, burnt orange is the absolute worst color in the spectrum.

Before you bother forming a counter opinion, please realize it's completely invalid, wrong and also wrong. These are not wanton opinions, mind you. I speak only in facts this evening.

Burnt orange is the devil and the source of everything wrong with the world today. Burnt orange is not only the reason our government is currently shut down, it's the reason none of our elected representatives can communicate in the first place.

Your new favorite television show was cancelled this fall becuase the showrunners utilized too much burnt orange in the production design. Take that, Firefly.

The argument you had this week with your spouse? Yep ... orange. Most likely the result of some POS in a burnt orange Volkswagon that cut you off in traffic on the way home, mocking you all the while on a burnt orange cell phone.

Burnt orange makes me want to kick puppies, drown them and then kick them again.

Speaking of which, I hope you and I don't shop at the same market, as my recent rage has spread to the produce aisle.Should you choose not to pass on the fresh-squeezed this week, don't say I didn't warn you.

I see burnt orange t-shirts, I immediately wonder how much damage I could do with a running, blind-sided punch to the neck. Yeah ... it's that cereal.

Red-headed stepkids thank the stars the don't have burnt orange hair.

In closing, F burnt orange and all it stands for. I pray Bevo gets mad cow disease and shits in your end zone tomorrow before collapsing in a pile of diseased entrails reminiscent of your laughing stock of a program.

Oh yeah, one more thing ... please never fire Mack Brown.

Peace.
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Squee!
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Welp. That didn't work out too well.
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Yep. Shit sandwiches all around.

We still are who we thought we were.
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tilikum wrote:Yep. Shit sandwiches all around.

We still are who we thought we were.

Yep.

I HATE the way Bell floats EVERY ball that goes past 20 yards.



Before the season started i figured we'd lose 3 games...but was REALLY hoping we'd win this one.

Methinks we'll lose to Baylor and Okie Lite still...
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Moby Dick wrote:Methinks we'll lose to Baylor and Okie Lite still...
Maybe. They're both roadies. Does anybody know who Poke State really is this year? Still, tough break to catch Baylor at Floyd-Casey. Get the Bears to leave Waco, and they're merely mortal. Playing at home, they'd scare the quack out of Oregon...
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Rack the burnt orange rant none the less. :lol:
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